Do The Roar Reviews

DoTheRoar is truly a blessing upon my soul. My eyes were first opened up to the way of the brogres when I did a Shrek movie marathon with my family. After the movies were over, I needed more Shrek. His muscular green body and soothing Scottish voice tamed my senses. I began to purchase as much Shrek merchandise as I could. In my first week of devotion I spent over $4000 on Shrek dolls for my mural in my basement. My parents have since told me I have a problem and need to see a specialist, but I am completely content with my relationship with Shrek. Every once in a while pays me a visit, bringing me baskets of onions, filling my room with his heavenly fumes, and then tops the night off with a kiss on my cheek. I treasure the moments I spend with Shrek, and I grew to be miserable whenever he wasn't visiting me. I understood that Shrek could only come so often, as he had to visit his other children as well, but I still wanted to feel like he was there. DoTheRoar helped solve the issue. Whenever I feel like I need more Shrek in my life, I use DoTheRoar to hear his delicious roar. It's been helping me out so much, making it seem like the mighty ogre himself was there with me. Thank you app developers for giving me a way to always be with my savior.

Me and my BFF watched this movie and we couldn't stop cracking up when the "Do the Rawr" guy was on and now DoTheRoar makes the movie 10x better!!! Loveee itt!!! And to all the haters who are mad that it only says 3 things... SHADDUP cuz we all know u don't get comedy very well... Anyways BEST APP EVER!!!

I love it. I am sleep deprived because I'm spending too much time masturbating to shrek's mighty roar. Shrek now comes into my dreams and tells me to do great things. Shrek helped me stop cutting. Thank you. This prevented my suicide.

I got DoTheRoar for fun and it is the best app in DoTheRoar Store I love play it none stop all day my mom saw me playing it and just looked at me. I will show all my friends DoTheRoar truly a must have app. 😃

I used to have fantasies of shrek pleasuring me and now it can come true. Shrek is a very sexy ogre that fills me with onion love and now I can picture shrek doing this to me 6/5 so hot

Thank you almighty thinknerve for opening yourselves up to the mighty Ogre they call Shrek. Everyone should open themselves up to shrek like u guys.
thank you it's all ogre now

This beatutiful man, has eligntened us with this beautiful app, allowing to tap into the ogre god's vocal cords. With a stroke and a touch, Shrek roars a great roar, and unleashes his onions onto his disipels.

I am so hard right now send help. Big daddy Shrek is making me to hard and isn't blowing me.

Shrek is so secksy!!!1!11 i luv him he's my daddy i love when he do rawr is so cute XD. Then i do a rawr back and it makes me Nya! This game makes me get a lil exited becuz Shrek bby. I luv this moar than my Gay Countries and my Cuttie Anime boiz XD YAOI FOREVAH N-NYA

This is a beautiful application and I pray it never gets removed from the application store.

Praise the Moon, Put it on my tab

Update DoTheRoar to work with the latest iOS

I want to use DoTheRoar again

I love it when Shrek yells at me. It makes me feel good in many different ways. I rate 8 out of gr8

It needs better animation!!! Come on put better quality video animation and frame rate. :)

This is the best game on DoTheRoar Store 8/8 m8. The ogerlord has told me to tell the developers that tis gaem is praising him <3

I jerked off so hard to DoTheRoar. Just hearing Shrek turns me on so much. So amazing.

My kid loves this simple app, but it gets stuck after the roar sometimes. I'm forced to kill DoTheRoar .

Weird update. (-) That dash was the update. I got exited when i saw the update. The game needs the I love you daddy and it would be cool if you could virtually clean your ipod with a rag. But its cool.

I can now here shrek's sexy roar every day

It's all ogre now