Goblin Sword Reviews

by BK'mon

Mindless, simple, bland, and completely uninspired platform/Arpg with no original ideas, barely existent gameplay, and no point. The platforming and controls are smooth and that’s the last good thing I have to say about it. There’s something to be said for keeping games simple and sticking to a development plan that is reasonable and achievable. However, If you are lacking any original ideas from gameplay to presentation to artwork to theme it makes me wonder why you would even bother to get out of bed in the morning to attempt making it. That must have been soul crushing for whomever had to do it so I’m glad it’s at least made some money and giving some meaning to this things existence and gives me some hope after playing and then writing through this truly depressing experience.

by LusterMan

The game is simple at it’s core but lacks in the most basic of game design principles. Your character walks as slow as possible, maps hide things (good and bad) vertically where you can’t see them quite often, secrets typically consist of you walking around and slamming your face into every wall to see if it’s real or not, it’s difficult to attack in mid air, as attacks only process on tiles, collectibles aren’t saved/tracked between plays, so if you want to get both collectible icons for that level, you have to get every secret in one go, the challenge that comes from the game should be stemmed around it’s thought out and well made maps and enemy placement, but instead the challenge comes from poor design. I tried playing further to see if any of these problems were fixed, but after the first boss, I had to delete this game. If GoblinSword Store worked like steam, I’d ask for a refund to be honest. Go buy Cally’s Caves.

by Giggawatts101

I’m really liking the game, but got so frustrated by the third level because the double jump is buggy. About half the time, it doesn’t register that I’ve taken my thumb off. The button stays highlighted, preventing it registering my second tap for a double jump.

I thought maybe I wasn’t raising my thumb high enough. Nope, that wasn’t the issue. I thought maybe I was tapping too quick. That wasn’t the problem either. I messed around with this for like 20 minutes testing. And it’s simply the button just doesn’t refresh fast enough sometimes after I lift my thumb, even 5 inches away from the screen and it stays highlighted.

It’s annoying to make difficult platforming jumps or reliably fight monsters while this happens so consistently. I hope you guys could fix this, I couldn’t find any info online about it.

by =owlz=

I don’t buy a lot of games, but after reading the many positive reviews I thought I would make an exception. The controls are easy to get used to and the game begins with great promise. However, as I got further along I was left wanting more. There is almost no difference between weapons and thus very little incentive to upgrade your character. I played the last 5 chapters with the same sword I bought in the first chapter. I was a little annoyed that there is no perceptible difference in the suits of armor (only there for fashion?) and I still have no idea what purpose the souvenirs play in the game. It would have been nice to be able to trade, sell, or incorporate these souvenirs into the overall story (e.g. quests given by the townsfolk you meet along the way). About the only exciting thing was discovering the different relics. I would have liked a little more character development and more of a story to motive further gameplay. It would have been nice to have a health bar rather than discrete hearts; I think that would have helped fix the issue with the different suits of armor. In the end, it was an entertaining game, but I admit that I only completed the game because I can’t leave a game half done.

by Srodalm

First of all, can't believe only 3 persons are on the credits, a programmer, a Designer and a musician.
The game is simple, retro, challenging, has perfectly hidden rewards, RPG elements, every weapon is different, every armor is cool, the level is design is really good. I've been playing video games since the '91, believe me, you won't regret buying this gem.
Even my wife started to play it and loved it!

Congrats developers, you nailed it! I enjoy every update with new levels since the game came out, a demonstration that simplicity can be this awesome and fun!

by Kizux

Aside from the graphics being very Terraria-esque, and the first levels being a little hard due to only having three hearts, this game is excellent. The platforming, enemies, secrets all feel very reminiscent of old school NES and SNES games, and I specially like the currency system, which makes the game have progression, you can buy better weapons and feel like a pro wearing awesome looking armor. This is truly a must have mobile platformer for anyone looking to play one, and being only $2 with more content added via updated, you can't go wrong.

by DistantSun119

This is how game apps should be. It's fun, it gets challenging in later levels and I love that it is a single easy purchase and you get the full game with no data/wifi required. Way too many games these days are just click bait - free download, fun for a couple days, then it gets extremely slow to progress unless you buy the upgrades anywhere from $1 to $99. Very annoying, it's like getting a service with hidden fees. But this game, Goblin Sword, perfect. As it should be. I gladly paid a couple bucks for GoblinSword.

Runs just fine on my iPhone 7 plus.

by I.P.C.

This game is one of the most "bang for your buck" titles on IOS. With lots of levels, bosses, and collectibles. The graphics are nostalgic but modern, it is a very Mario/Zelda feeling game. It has little to no bugs or exploited apart from one on the giant snake boss. You can get a reaper or dragon guardian and hide in the space between the spikes and the wall, the guardian kills the boss and you can't be damaged. Now I have an idea, you should add a "create a level" I would love nothing more than to create a level and share it with the community. This game could easily be sold for $5 or more! I applaud the developer(s) for their hard work and commitment.

by Fe3C Diver

I rarely give five star reviews. I rarely enjoy platformers. Hell, I rarely even play iPhone games.

This game is the best investment you’ll find on GoblinSword Store. The game itself is challenging, reminiscent of Castlevania. The art is also quite beautiful, each sprite obviously shown love and care. Level design is flawless, and the hunt for chests and crystals makes the game deeper than you’d expect.

The devs have added loads of content for free, each meeting the high standards of the core game. Show some appreciation for one of the few games that doesn’t tout in app purchases, trust me that you will love this game!

by Alex55678

This is easily the best platformer if its type on iOS. You get the full game for a purchase, which is a serious amount of game. I don’t want to spoil things because you unlock them as you go, but there are multiple world of 16 levels each, a bunch of bosses, secret levels, hidden weapons and relic you can find in levels, tons of enemy types. It’s challenging and also strategic in that the right weapon or relic can help you through an otherwise really tough level. I just beat it after a few weeks of playing and I must say I loved it and wish there was more!!!

by Was Wider Than

I have had this game for at least 2 years now and have completed every new area as soon as it has come out (2-3 days to complete each new area). I then spend some time getting crystals and chests and stuff but that doesn’t take too long either. With the new weapons, the bosses are too weak and you don’t even really have to move at all to kill them, you can just spam in one spot. I think either the levels should be harder or maybe make more areas. For example, the boat should be able to travel to another island or something like that. Overall, still a great game in my opinion.

by Lineoutt

Great game. My favorite action game/platformer by far on the iPhone.

Whoever said this game is uninspired and depressing must play way too many games or otherwise being approaching this from a "hardcore" or "critic" view that is overly jaded. This game is really fantastic, it actually has amazing gameplay that is balanced. The gear has an impact on your character visually and adds welcome variation to the gameplay without altering the basic challenge of each level. You can't be OP, and the difficulty seems to always be at the right spot. It is great value for what you pay. Its easy to pick up for a quick level or play for hours depending on what you feel like. It has kept me playing until almost 100% completion. The only thing is the story - I was like "what story?" I just played through all the levels and twice the game randomly "ended" after I killed some bosses and I was like wth happened. Who cares though, I didn't even want a story, I like to play this while I listen to podcasts or talk to someone on the phone for a long time. Besides that I agree with all the stuff the other people say about it. Just great!

by Rainbow Dash 99771132

This game is awesome it's very addicting I can barely stop playing it. But I have a few recommendations.
1:character editor
I think you guys should make it so we can create our characters instead of a blue haired character every time.
2:cheaper weapons
The weapons are awesome but I have to admit they are expensive! So I wish you guys could make the swords a bit less gems
3:shields
I was thinking what's a 15th century fighting game without shields!? Yes I know there's guardians but I was thinking you guys could do shields as an accessory that could doge some attacks but not all.
Shield types (they do the same thing):wooden shield,Iron shield,Golden shield,platinum shield.
4:make a world
I was thinking that maybe you guys could make it so we game creators could customize our own worlds then publish/play them on the game as a custom level.
5:multiplayer
Now as to seeing that the bosses are so hard if your not as good at the game maybe you could put in a multiplayer system to let us play with others locally or around the world.

Well that's all I have to say and I hope you guys could recommend my ideas into your game. TY.

by Fabufldosl

So this game reminds me just a tiny bit of darksouls because you have to make mistakes to learn. For instance some floors break away and they're ducks about it so when you play through the first time you're going to drop into lava you can't see, anyways I really love the mystery behind most of the weapons and they all have unique movements I just really love them. The only problem I've found is the moving spike boxes because sometimes it just seems like they can reach much farther than their spikes. Most of the grinding is actually pretty fun but sometimes really tiring because you have to risk your life to find secrets and try over and over but it's fantastic and great. The only thing that could be better would be the music but it's really good as a background and all in all a good game

by Texjer

I love the discovery and actual upgrades to your character which fundamentally change game play. It's sort of like the Megaman X-series, where as you upgrade your character, you can then go back to levels that you had trouble getting all the goodies.

I keep coming back to see what new games they've released. This is such an amazing game, I can't wait to see what they do next. It has the feel of an old school arcade-style-RPG like Golden Axe, but this is so much better.

Update: I bumped it up one star because the dev added a great whole new level. This game is great.

Update 2: I came back hoping for another release and was pleasantly surprised -- again! Hoping to see what else they make!

Update 3: This game is one of the only games I come back and check on every so often. Its such a lovely game. Its got such perfection in gameplay, something so rare these days. This is the kind of game I'll remember forever.

Update 4: Just came back to see what was new, and I watched the video trailer for this game. I love how it shows the deft skills you develop while playing the game. The hero never gets hit once! Rock on!

Update 5: Congrats on getting featured y’all! Any more updates or new games coming? You’re the best.

by Annonymous Critic

This game is retro like and those types of games are the ones I like and it isn’t that costly for a game nowadays. I have collected every chests and it took me about 2 months. Sure I have slammed my head against every wall to reveal every chest but it was worth it.

Let me talk about the strengths this game provides. Hours upon hours of gameplay, intriguing hard boss fights, hidden secrets, and it costs just a few dollars. The only bad thing I can say about this game is that after completing the game, it is really boring. You can do nothing after completing the game is what I’m trying to say. I personal enjoyed the boss fights as it was an actual challenge instead of just a boss shooting up above him and running like a drunk cow.

Would highly recommend this game to people who like platformer games while still having the feel of your average fighting game.

by TnuggetMan

Absolutely fantastic. I sincerely applaud the developers who made this. In today's age of "pay to win" tactics and cheap gimmicks, I honestly feel like the people that made this weren't in it for the money, they just wanted to create a good game. And they did. No in-app purchases or garbage timers until you can play again.

The level design is ingenious and really thought out. The game runs amazingly, I have played this game for countless hours and have encountered no bugs. The dev team continues to support this game with huge updates that bring more levels, more weapons, and so much new content.

And it does have a huge amount of content. This is not a game you can beat in a few weeks.

The ONLY possible bad thing I could say about this is that the control scheme takes some getting used to. There's nothing anyone can do to fix this, it's just the way it is. Your fingers just have to learn where the buttons are. But it's really not that hard to get used to, and once you do, the controls respond to movement really well. It feels just like you are playing with a controller.

Seriously. Please buy this game. So much love went into it and it really shows. After you play it you'll be so glad that you could support the makers of this game for creating something truly incredible.

by UConnHusky1999

Honestly, this game is one of the best and most fun games I have ever played on any system. I dare say, it could flat out compete with the the little guy with a mustache ;)...seriously. The retro style is amazing in its simplicity, yet simple it is NOT. It's the perfect amount of challenge to keep you focused for hours upon hours. Just don't give up! The fun is the challenge and you sometimes need to play a level 20X to get the patterns and timing down, but the payoff is huge! Lots of secrets to find to make replay value through the roof. The value I got out of this would be the equivalent of buying a brand new PS4 or XBox game for $1(but I promise, this will be better!). I play it on my iPad while my 7 year old plays it on his(I am 39) and we have so much fun together. Buy this game!

To the developers, PLEASE make a sequel, you guys rock and your logo should be on the next dollar bill(which I still have many of because your game price was so reasonable). THANK YOU.

by XXSuperSpartanXx

This game is fantastic! I love the graphics and the retro style, while still having polished and smooth animation! It's challenging, but somehow in a fantastic way! Just (SPOILER ALERT! BEEP BEEP! SPOILER ALERT!) I wish you could actually wield the goblin sword. Or, like, if you get the ending where you take the sword and rule the world, there could be, like, a battle inside the players head where it's his good side (green) vs his bad side (red). Then if you choose to play as the bad side and win then you could take the sword and get an ending where you take the sword and rule the world, or if you play as the good side and win then you can get the goblin sword and control its evil and use it in game, but not at its full potential so it doesn't take control of you. (SPOILER ALERT IS OVER. I REPEAT, NO MORE SPOILERS.) Also, can we have a place where we can completely customize our character. All in all though, if you have $2.00 you're willing to spend and you're considering buying Goblin Sword, the buy it. Please, buy it and you can kill your boredom like never before!

by CosmicDuckyMan

This game is almost the perfect game for me

And here I speak for everyone. Thank you for making the game so cheap. This game is just amazing because you get all these weapons to fight with that have different abilities, the game is not completely based on the story, you can play how ever you want, you have all these places to explore, and you get all this for two bucks

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Like I said the games almost perfect but I have a few ideas to make the game better
1 leveling
Leveling would be good since it could just be an easier way to get a bit more powerful
2 multiplayer
Imagine this game but you can play with friends obviously you get to play with other people here's how it should work each play can go were they want with the house if you want to see someone else's you could just push a button in your house to go checkout other houses and maybe the owner of it (if playing) will be in there and you could be able to talk to them
2 1/2 dueling
This is pretty self explanatory you find another player and battle them
3 endless monster waves
This would be a different game mode were you take your character in and fight an endless horde of monsters