Milk The Cow Reviews

by Tenniesarenikebutbuychampion

This game is not as fun if it had more options instead of having to pay to get pro it would be fun. I am a farmer and love cows and if they had a process to milk a cow and compete it would be a lot enjoyable. Like a example is feeding the cow watering the cow starting when the cow is a baby to older and having different breeds. Otherwise the game is fun being able to compete and see how long it takes you but it is not how long it takes you in real life, real life would be 10 minuets hand milking and 15 minutes with a milker. The game should really have the whole process of milking like dip the tets, wipe the tets, put the milker on or start hand milking, dip the tets when the hole process is done,

by I Love When Dogs Bork

So here’s the T. Me and my sister just wanted to play milk the cow, you know. But when we tried to play multiplayer it did not work. We tried nearby players and we tried Game Center. Neither of which worked 😔. We have played it before but it no longer works. Needlessly to say I am devastated. I just want to milk the cow. I wish I could go back in time when me and my sister competed to milk the cow. The good times never last. This game is fire though other than multiplayer not working.

by Kathleen Lynn 819

This game is hardly fun and I hate it. it is so boring they need to spice it up a little I’m just saying that it is not that fun and it is not really the right game for me but I think you should get it and see if it is the right game for you so I hope you have fun I do not enjoy writing bad reviews

by Jon_w269

I stumbled across MilkTheCow recently. Need to play more before I get a real grasp for it. I want to say it’s at least good, but tbh it left me wanting more. As an insignificant background point, I worked as a ranch hand for a little bit. While I appreciate every milk went well with the cow milking app, it doesn’t happen so smooth irl. Sometimes the udder sprays all over than hands and sometimes in the face. A couple occasional mishaps could make MilkTheCow more unpredictable and that kind of uncertainty could meet some user’s needs for a little something to spice things up.

by Not So Good Singer

Nothing too special. Exactly what it said it was. Just milkin a cow. Don’t know why I expected anything more than that. Certainly gives my fingers a good workout though!

by Anonswiftie

honestly MilkTheCow is daddy that’s all I have 2 say

by NiftyBad

Yes

by Emilee 😱💁🏼💅🏻🐺🐺

I downloaded this game a few months ago, and it’s completely changed my life. Everyday, every minute I get a chance I hop on milk the cow and pull those long udders. It’s always the highlight of my day. I’ve also shared the experience with all of my friends, who seem to love the game just as much. Endless hours of fun, never boring. Although, be careful. Ever since I downloaded the game, all of my grades have dropped. I went from all A’s to barely C’s. I play this game when the teacher isn’t looking, and because of it I might not graduate. This game makes me wanna become a farmer tbh tho!

by Framberschlamber

It will be the first game I download when I get a phone that is also a rocket

by LilMilker69

Add challenges, and maybe add a bigger bucket. But other than that crazy amazing game. Especially multiplayer.

by Aldjndemke

This game is a utter masterpiece. I’m in love. I play it day in and day out. I’m never deleting it and it’s the most played app in my phone.

by Bafgw

I used to play this game as a kid and just now thought about it, it’s kinda fun 😂

by 69 420funny420 69

I can’t find any other game that satisfy myself more than this revolutionary application. It’s a complete masterpiece and I’m not sure how I survived for so long without this game.😁

by Iwisiiwiwiwiwiiw

This game is changing my life I love it and MilkTheCow makes it as I wanna be a farmer and I get extremely excited when I load in to the game and go to Prestonplayzs merch and check out the fire T-shirt! By da way this is your friend Preston!!!

by Mappenbad

This game is truly riveting. It had changed my life in more ways than you could imagine. Before I was a milker I was a nobody. But now I have found my purpose. Whenever I have alone time I milk those utters so hard I get carpal tunnel. Milking is love milking is life.

by 🤑🤠🤩😎😎😎

I am going to describe this game to you in three words … fun, weird, Disturbing. You should get it though. You will never be the same. You should totally do the extra extra extra extra large utters. They are so much better than the normal.

by Mynicknamewastaken-_-

I’ve had this game on my phone since maybe 2012??? And although I don’t play it every day, sometimes I bring it out as a little party trick, and everyone thinks it is SO funny. It’s a little laggy sometimes, and there are a bunch of ads, but 10/10 best meme game that exists

by Twilc

This game is amazing endless hours of fun I'm actually a cow milker myself and I can say when I installed this I'm my there iPad I purchased from target the other day and he fell in like he with it,heck I did so myself,I just couldn't stop playing this game,I did notice an increase in my cow milking skills as a result tho so take that for account

by Chicken-1

10 out of 10 I left the game is so fun. That I would love to be a farmer. But the true problem is that sometimes you start doing it during class and then you forget about your actual work so your mate grades might drop but that’s OK because you get the experience of milking a cow. Grandma loved it she said, “i remember in 1875 that was my only source of milk..”

by 12 Checkers

Honestly this is great i want to be a farmer so this really is helping me experience what part of its like I never imagined milking a cow could bring joy into my life and the multiplayer option is what makes MilkTheCow even better I can share the experience with my friends I even shared it with my dad who was dying in the hospital the second after playing all his illnesses when away MilkTheCow saved my dads life so 10/10 would milk again

by Teheeheheh

This is so grossssss idk why people like this at all it’s nasty it’s rlly boring too

Idek why downloaded this I might go puke
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by Lilyyy Jadeee

Very dumb and stupid

by I Speak Only Truth

To write this review as a real review I will have to be a third party reviewer, with no personal interest in this....instead of the really creeped out 13 year old that I am. First things first. The game does exactly what it does. Despite the abbhorent creepiness, and yes, awesomeness, it does exactly as it says. The problems. The ad is out on the bottom of the screen. Clearly, it was strategically placed there so that when you pulled down on the...the...the...uh...thing....you would pull down to fast and hit it. While annoying, the developer has gotta make money somehow. The thing that minuses one star is this. Everything, plus the cow, is the background. The...uh...things...are the sprites. This is done correctly, but, and a big but, the...things...are placed wrong. It's noticeable.

by Kitty Barn Doors30

I didn’t know that cows had milk and I’ve always thought milk comes from chickens?

by Carterquinn100

I downloaded this game in 2011 and it has never failed to brighten my day. I showed all my friends and family the game and they all love it. I absolutely love squeezing those delicious milky utters to fill up that bucket. I milk the cow all the time, even while driving. My record is 5.58 seconds and my record while driving is 7.1 seconds. The trick is to play on an iPad so you can milk all four utters at the same time to milk that cow dry. I honestly feel bad for that poor cow because I have squeezed its utters day and night for years. They ought to be sore by now. My nipples get hard every time I play this game, and for that, it should win an Emmy.

by Nwhite175

milking utters makes my smile

by HKLM436

i milk these udders yes. speedrun record incoming yes.

by Bsnklwkallal

Great game