The squeak of a unicycle broke through the eerie ambiance as a small green tree frog wheeled himself out in front of the visitors.
A large voice loomed out, the meme overlord army coming to capture the loot box was mobilizing across the arid desert.
“You must get out of here before the enemy AC-130 arrives” Harambe said.
I was awestruck as echoes of children screamed "collateral!” A hail and thicket of hitmarkers followed, leaving the enemy opposition pwned, humiliated as they awaited their killcam.
A brief moment of quietness elapsed, as the dankologists exchanged some low whispers as they prepared to communicate with the unicycle frog.
The green tree frog dropped the loot box and wheeled away.
Harambe let out a beserk roar, bearing his teeth as he proceeded to dual wield akimbo Interventions.
Prepare for the meme archive of your life as we explore Operation Dankstorm and the roadmap to find it deep in the lands of Kekistan.
Harambe was honored in a ceremony back home, where he was awarded the Meme of Honor.
“I must defend Kekistan.” He downed his can of Dew and turned to face the enemy.
Before reinforcements could arrive, Harambe galloped towards us and yanked me behind a boulder.
The sand was blowing harder into our ankles as the chopper blades began to spin faster and faster until it was no longer in rhythm with our heartbeats.
Harambe placed a hand onto my shoulder.
He wheeled out momentarily, grasping the loot box between his tiny hands.