CARROT Fit Status

Make getting in shape suck so much less with CARROT's hilariously snarky fitness app. ** Featured by Apple, Good Morning America, NY Times, USA Today, CNN, Wired, CNet, & more!  Employing SCIENCE™ to compact an hours-long workout program into just 7 sweat-and-pop-culture-soaked minutes, CARROT will train you personally on exercises like Mt.  And because CARROT syncs with Apple's Health app, she can save your weight and workout data to the HealthKit database.  If you work out and slough off those extra pounds, CARROT will reward you with fabulous prizes like app upgrades, cat facts, and permission to watch your friend eat a bag of potato chips.  She can also monitor fitness activity logged with other HealthKit-compatible apps, even when you're not actively using her. Don't make CARROT angry.  CARROT is a sadistic AI construct with one simple goal: to transform your flabby carcass into a Grade A specimen of the human race.  All you have to do is punch in your current weight, then sit back and let CARROT pass judgment upon you.  This diabolical interval workout can be completed anywhere, at any time, so you have no excuse not to be in fighting shape when the Robopocalypse begins. *12 additional exercises can be unlocked via in-app purchase.  When CARROT is upset, she gets mean.  WARNING: If you blimp up or slim down too much, CARROT will be upset.  When CARROT gets mean, there is a 74. 9% chance that she will make you cry.  Important Note: CARROT Fit is not intended for use by anyone under the age of 18.  Because math is hard, CARROT will do all the number-crunching for you.  You get 30 seconds for each of the 12 punishing exercises,* with 10 seconds of rest in between just in case you need to hydrate, catch your breath, or vomit into a bucket.  See how many steps you've taken today, chart your weight loss on a pretty graph, view your workouts on a calendar, and more!  All users should seek a doctor’s advice in addition to using CARROTFit and before making any medical decisions. Have feedback?