From delayed messages to warbling tired hold music to having contacts' voices fade or screech or cut out, I thought PerfectServePractitioner was the worst. Then, last night, I got a call from the emergency department. I touched the # to return the call; I have been told I MUST use PerfectServePractitioner , not bypass it by dialing the ED back line. "For my safety." I began my walk across the hospital, horrible warbling hold music playing. I walked into the ED and up to the unattended main desk. As I waited for the clerk to return, the hold music was interrupted by PerfectServePractitioner 's announcement that my call had been completed. "Disconnecting" it said. So yes, it CAN get worse.