I notice 91% of the reviews in the last 8 months are one to two stars. OptumBank has been making me miserable since I signed up for an HSA three years ago. Let me log in? No, wrong email. Yes, it’s the right email. No, you’ve never used OptumBank. Yes, please accept my password. No, reset it. Ok, fine I give up and I reset it. No, not that one. Reset it again. Check your email. Again. Try your old password. No, you can’t use a password you’ve used before even though that’s the password we said is wrong. Still want to check your balance? No, just give up. Want to turn on Face ID? No, also, your password is wrong again now. Don’t worry about your balance, just assume, also we hate you.