Not Hotdog Software

These words describe perfectly my experience with this app. I had lost all faith in humanity after the election of 2016. I spent 2 years lost and uncertain about life and the future. Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, music was taken over by pill popping morons like 6ix9ine and Lil Pump. It was over there was no hope for humanity. Right when I was ready to end it all to end the nonstop Fortenite dances and the nonstop sound of mumble rap I found this app. I picked up my phone and opened the app reluctantly. I fully expected a Fortenite video or Donald Trump speech to pop up on my phone, but instead it was the camera. I took a selfie and to my disbelief the app knew that I was not a hot dog. I quickly walked to the fridge and took out a pack of all beef franks my hands shaking sweat dripping down my forehead. I tore open the pack and grabbed a bun. Once I had the hot dog ready I closed my eyes and took the picture. When I opened them my life was changed forever. Sitting in front of me was an 100% certified hot dog. My faith in humanity and the future had been restored.

After finding out that my pet tortoise Herbay died I was devastated. RIP Herbay!? For weeks I only ate at lest 7 whole Big Macs per day. To lift my spirts I opened the App Store hoping to find a app that would entertain me. There it was Not Hotdog, it immediately caught my eye balls. In a matter of time the Not Hotdog app was on my home screen, I opened it finding a camera. I took a picture of my friend El Nesto, a banner popped up from the top saying Not Hotdog. I was relieved he wasn’t a Hotdog. For the rest of the day I walked around the city looking for hotdogs. Around lunchtime, I saw a hotdog vendor on the street. I just want to get a hotdog. I took out my phone and took a picture. I was elated to find that my perfect hotdog, in all its glory, was sure enough an authentic hotdog. The next day, I went to a hiring agency to ask if I could be a professional hotdog identifyer. They told me they would love to have me on their team and I got the job. Now, I walk around town, using the amazing Not Hotdog app.

So as a fiesty young stud in the dating scene, I found this app very helpful. First let me explain. After ending a 4.5 month relationship over arguing and not agreeing on many issues, I have been looking for ways to back up all decisions with facts. While attending a game at Kauffman Stadium with a new friend I met in one of those weird Facebook groups, I was tasked with the duty of going to get a hot dog. This girl is a solid 9.5 on the hot crazy/matrix. . I did not want to mess this up over a misunderstand about concession servings. I visited THREE vendors before finding the PERFECT hotdog. After multiple scans, the app verified my purchase of a REAL hotdog. And obviously, this made my hot date in the stands ecstatic. Not a single peep about the food not being a hotdog. I knew I had sealed the deal. Then... when I went to take a selfie of us to brag to my friends... the app immediately determined my date as... you guessed it... HOTDOG. I left and never talked to her again.