Contact Not Hotdog Support

I read many great reviews about this app so I downloaded it. I started testing it in my lab and to my relief no one was sneaking hotdogs into my lab and jeopardizing my science. I later went to a BBQ and I was really craving a brat. Being colorblind can hinder my ability to pick the correct phallic meat, especially when it's unlabeled. So I used this app and it identified all the phallic meat as "Hotdog". I was lost and scared. I just grabbed the first sausage I could find and it was a polish sausage. I have a very refine palate. I never found my brat. I'm still giving it 2 stars because at least I know with confidence that my interns aren't sneaking penis shaped meats into the lab. I was worried that they were.

Im not entirely convinced that the weiner detection algorithm for this app is truly optimized. I tested a coffee creamer bottle with the app to determine if there was any sausage similarity coefficient but alas the app incorrectly determined that my mammalian condiment container was in fact a hot dog. I feel like although the app had great intentions, it may not prove to be entirely reliable when I am extremely inebriated and taking hallucinogens (this is truly when you NEED a hot dog detector). That one small detail alone is a deal breaker for me. For now, I'll have to fall back on asking imaginary friends as to the veracity of my observations. Also - I would like to suggest to the developer that we get the ability to determine "hot dog brand" because its important to know if your eating a ballpark, sabretts, or nathan's dog. Just sayin...

It has identified every hot dog and corn dog I've tested thus far. Even when the hot dog is covered in chili cheese sauces or all sorts of other toppings, it knows! What a miraculous app to reaffirm there's truly a hot dog under all that stuff or cornbread. My only beef with this hot dog identifier is that it has mistakenly declared some profile views of hamburgers and sandwiches hot dogs when they are indeed not hot dogs. This app has been putting some burgers and sandwiches through identity crises. Overall quite enjoyable and fun to show off to friends over the grill or bon fire.