Not Hotdog Reviews

by Dpeters555

I read many great reviews about NotHotdog so I downloaded it. I started testing it in my lab and to my relief no one was sneaking hotdogs into my lab and jeopardizing my science. I later went to a BBQ and I was really craving a brat. Being colorblind can hinder my ability to pick the correct phallic meat, especially when it's unlabeled. So I used NotHotdog and it identified all the phallic meat as "Hotdog". I was lost and scared. I just grabbed the first sausage I could find and it was a polish sausage. I have a very refine palate. I never found my brat. I'm still giving it 2 stars because at least I know with confidence that my interns aren't sneaking penis shaped meats into the lab. I was worried that they were.

by DewbackRider

It has identified every hot dog and corn dog I've tested thus far. Even when the hot dog is covered in chili cheese sauces or all sorts of other toppings, it knows! What a miraculous app to reaffirm there's truly a hot dog under all that stuff or cornbread.

My only beef with this hot dog identifier is that it has mistakenly declared some profile views of hamburgers and sandwiches hot dogs when they are indeed not hot dogs. NotHotdog has been putting some burgers and sandwiches through identity crises.

Overall quite enjoyable and fun to show off to friends over the grill or bon fire.

by 13130P

Im not entirely convinced that the weiner detection algorithm for NotHotdog is truly optimized. I tested a coffee creamer bottle with NotHotdog to determine if there was any sausage similarity coefficient but alas NotHotdog incorrectly determined that my mammalian condiment container was in fact a hot dog. I feel like although NotHotdog had great intentions, it may not prove to be entirely reliable when I am extremely inebriated and taking hallucinogens (this is truly when you NEED a hot dog detector). That one small detail alone is a deal breaker for me. For now, I'll have to fall back on asking imaginary friends as to the veracity of my observations.

Also - I would like to suggest to the developer that we get the ability to determine "hot dog brand" because its important to know if your eating a ballpark, sabretts, or nathan's dog. Just sayin...

by Vicki.Hall

NotHotdog does what it says on the tin almost to a T. There is however one issue. It will generally verify non-hotdogs as hotdogs as long as there are elements of hot dog present. In my cursory testing I have found that drawings of hotdogs, anthropomorphic or not will generally be certified hotdog. It also seems quite common that people in hotdog costumes qualify as a hotdog as well. Perhaps this needs to look for limbs, or faces which real hot dogs don’t usually have. Otherwise though, NotHotdog is fantastic and very good at deciphering between hotdog and not hotdog. A

by K_While

These words describe perfectly my experience with NotHotdog. I had lost all faith in humanity after the election of 2016. I spent 2 years lost and uncertain about life and the future. Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, music was taken over by pill popping morons like 6ix9ine and Lil Pump. It was over there was no hope for humanity. Right when I was ready to end it all to end the nonstop Fortenite dances and the nonstop sound of mumble rap I found NotHotdog. I picked up my phone and opened NotHotdog reluctantly. I fully expected a Fortenite video or Donald Trump speech to pop up on my phone, but instead it was the camera. I took a selfie and to my disbelief NotHotdog knew that I was not a hot dog. I quickly walked to the fridge and took out a pack of all beef franks my hands shaking sweat dripping down my forehead. I tore open the pack and grabbed a bun. Once I had the hot dog ready I closed my eyes and took the picture. When I opened them my life was changed forever. Sitting in front of me was an 100% certified hot dog. My faith in humanity and the future had been restored.

by Bish Bomb

Not hotdog is the MOST revolutionary app I’ve ever seen. Today I found a picture of tide pods so I automatically assumed, hotdog. When I took NotHotdog out, my assumption was accurate and it turned out that they were hotdogs. I just knew one day when I wasn’t sure about hotdog or not, I would have NotHotdog to protect me from danger. 10/10 would hotdog again.

by Igswaggy

After finding out that my pet tortoise Herbay died I was devastated. RIP Herbay!? For weeks I only ate at lest 7 whole Big Macs per day. To lift my spirts I opened NotHotdog Store hoping to find a app that would entertain me. There it was Not Hotdog, it immediately caught my eye balls. In a matter of time the Not Hotdog app was on my home screen, I opened it finding a camera. I took a picture of my friend El Nesto, a banner popped up from the top saying Not Hotdog. I was relieved he wasn’t a Hotdog. For the rest of the day I walked around the city looking for hotdogs. Around lunchtime, I saw a hotdog vendor on the street. I just want to get a hotdog. I took out my phone and took a picture. I was elated to find that my perfect hotdog, in all its glory, was sure enough an authentic hotdog. The next day, I went to a hiring agency to ask if I could be a professional hotdog identifyer. They told me they would love to have me on their team and I got the job. Now, I walk around town, using the amazing Not Hotdog app.

by Catch My Products

Thank God someone has finally made an app I can use! Before downloading NotHotdog, my friends would play jokes on me by feeding me things that weren't hot dogs and lying to my face. I ate all kiinds of stuff thinking I had a hotdog in front of me. Now, they can't fool me anymore because I have this perfect app. The only problem is that it once told me a beer was a hotdog. I guess I could have had worse problems.

Thank you, thank you, thank you! NotHotdog is a life saver!

by Daveupgrade

NotHotdog does exactly as advertised. I’m really grateful for NotHotdog. Almost on many occasions, I’ve had an object in front of me and wondered if it was a hotdog or not hotdog. Mostly it ends up being a hot dog but it’s nice to have a unbiased second opinion on hand if I don’t happen to have any friends with which to gain this valuable insight from.
I also use NotHotdog to decide who to vote for in municipal elections because there is no way I’m going to get caught voting for a hotdog.

by Hot Diggity Dog 2.0

I will never again stare into the distance wondering if the object in front of me is a hot dog. NotHotdog has illuminated the world of hot dog deception (a very common misunderstanding) and I am forever grateful. If you ever get the chance to download NotHotdog, I highly recommend doing so. If you decide not to download NotHotdog--a very poor life choice indeed--bear in mind that you may never truly understand what is and what isn't a hot dog.
P.S. bonus points to whoever else can take a selfie that NotHotdog identifies as a hot dog. I did it.

by Heidi.F.

I always had trouble identifying what was and wasn't a hot dog. Everyone has made fun of me my entire life with remark "lol idiot" and "ITS A SHOE YOU FREAK, NOT A HOT DOG DONT EAT IT OH MY GOD YOU FAIL JUST STOP!" I cried everyday because I thought I may never know the joy of eating hotdogs like a normal person. NotHotdog was a life saver! No more teasing because I can't find hotdogs normally. No more confusion when I accidentally bite into a rock. I truly owe everything to the creator of Not Hotdog™ thank you

by ZealanStudios

After my wife left me a couple of weeks ago, life has felt hopeless. I've tried everything in my power to heal my internal guilt and sorrow, but to no avail--that is until I found NotHotdog. I managed to get inside her apartment and use the NotHotdog on her. At first she grabbed a kitchen knife and started yelling at me, but then she realized she was labeled as a hotdog. She started crying and ran into my arms. She's always loved hot dogs.

My life has never been more full. Thank you, Not Hotdog.

by Hotdoglover42069

Several months ago, I was having a dispute with my wife on whether or not the dish I had served was a hotdog or not. I scoured the internet for hours looking for information that could prove my argument. lol and behold, NotHotdog saved us. After coming to a unanimous decision over whether or not the dish was a hotdog (it was not), our marriage was saved. I no longer have to sleep on our couch, which NotHotdog also happened to register as a hotdog. Can’t argue with the facts.

by Hdkjuuh

NotHotdog saved my friends life. I mistaked him for a hotdog and right before I was about to devour him(after I put ketchup on him of course) I thought to take a picture on NotHotdog . I was in a no service so the results came back slowly and I was just about to sink my teeth into his head when... ding ding ding, my friend was not a hot dog. I got some napkins to clean up the condiments. Although he did not die he was a bit weirded out and stopped talking to me. Although I lost our friendship. NotHotdog saved his life. Thank you Seafood.

by Fripplez

I have a health condition where I am allergic to all foods except for hot dogs. I can’t even drink fluids except for hot dog water. I had issues determining if a particular food is a hot dog or not. But now I have this amazing app where I just snap a photo and the information is sent to NASA or something and it tells me if what I’m eating is a hot dog. It’s literally a life saver.

I just wish NotHotdog did not take 10 minutes to analyze whether something is a hot dog or not. My hot dog gets cold and soggy by then. Other than that, would recommend NotHotdog to everybody. A++++++

by Lindsayxlin

In my opinion, this is THE most useful app on my phone. I purchased an iPhone just so I can use NotHotdog. A bit about myself: I am a dogtarian -- which means I strictly only eat hot dogs. I have a serious medical issue that researcher are working to cure. Anyway, I no longer need to endanger my life HOURLY by taking a chance on eating non-hot-dog items. Before, I had to rely on fallible human judgment to make the distinction between hot dog and not hot dog. Now, I can use a trustworthy, proven AI! Thank you technology!!!

Moreover, I am extremely grateful that Jian Yang has provided this technology for free. I hear he is very rich. Such generosity!

by Maiajsbsnejsjjz

NotHotdog changed my life for the better!! You see, I was born with a tragic illness that left me with a rare disability called hotdogblindeosis, it has made life incredibly difficult because I can never understand what makes a hotdog a hotdog… . But when I found NotHotdog aimlessly scrolling through my Facesnap feed it changed my life!! I can now know if what I’m looking at is truly a hotdog!!! I’ve also made the revaluation that my friend was in fact a hotdog this whole time!! This was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made downloading NotHotdog. I definitely recommend 🦆

by Rorithan

I can assure all that NotHotdog does indeed function as intended insomuch as it will verify the veracity as to whether the object in question is a hotdog or the only other alternative: not hotdog.
But there is a unintended and I think, greater side effect. The man who sees before him an uncertainty will be in a state of fear, loss, darkness of mind. But presented with the truth, that undeniable, inscrutable abstraction; the man is encouraged, confident and will not falter. He is indeed invincible in the face of evil.
Therefore seize the moment, do not succumb to the opinions of those whose minds are impoverished. Take your place at the helm of your ship and catch the wind of truth in your sails of virtue.
The secret of life, of humanity, of everything. It is in the palm of your hands. You have only to look before you and see.

by Crazyjulian123

I have been searching for a hotdog finder on the Internet for years and finally I have found one. In case you're at a barbecue or camping and really need to find a hotdog in the area. You can take pictures of all your surroundings and find hotdogs in seconds. This literally saved me at least five hours a day looking for hotdogs in my fridge. I love hotdogs. And cats. I don't think I'll ever find a hotdog find her like this, I really hope they don't take it down. Sometimes I question what I eat, so this really helps me understand the difference between a hotdog and a Polish sausage. If you're ever at a hotdog stand and they give you a Polish sausage, but you ordered a hotdog, NotHotdog will help you prove that what you ordered was a hotdog and not a Polish sausage, which you received.

by Mike5023

So as a fiesty young stud in the dating scene, I found NotHotdog very helpful. First let me explain. After ending a 4.5 month relationship over arguing and not agreeing on many issues, I have been looking for ways to back up all decisions with facts. While attending a game at Kauffman Stadium with a new friend I met in one of those weird Facebook groups, I was tasked with the duty of going to get a hot dog. This girl is a solid 9.5 on the hot crazy/matrix. . I did not want to mess this up over a misunderstand about concession servings. I visited THREE vendors before finding the PERFECT hotdog. After multiple scans, NotHotdog verified my purchase of a REAL hotdog. And obviously, this made my hot date in the stands ecstatic. Not a single peep about the food not being a hotdog. I knew I had sealed the deal. Then... when I went to take a selfie of us to brag to my friends... NotHotdog immediately determined my date as... you guessed it... HOTDOG. I left and never talked to her again.

by Nik385

NotHotdog does what it says on the tin almost to a T. There is however one issue. It will generally verify non-hotdogs as hotdogs as long as there are elements of hot dog present. In my cursory testing I have found that drawings of hotdogs, anthropomorphic or not will generally be certified hotdog. It also seems quite common that people in hotdog costumes qualify as a hotdog as well. Perhaps this needs to look for limbs, or faces which real hot dogs don’t usually have. Otherwise though, NotHotdog is fantastic and very good at deciphering between hotdog and not hotdog. A

by Damascus Skylar

I can assure all that NotHotdog does indeed function as intended insomuch as it will verify the veracity as to whether the object in question is a hotdog or the only other alternative: not hotdog.
But there is a unintended and I think, greater side effect. The man who sees before him an uncertainty will be in a state of fear, loss, darkness of mind. But presented with the truth, that undeniable, inscrutable abstraction; the man is encouraged, confident and will not falter. He is indeed invincible in the face of evil.
Therefore seize the moment, do not succumb to the opinions of those whose minds are impoverished. Take your place at the helm of your ship and catch the wind of truth in your sails of virtue.
The secret of life, of humanity, of everything. It is in the palm of your hands. You have only to look before you and see.