🏷️ About: Timekeeping for Discordians. The first and only App to measure both date & time according to the Principia Discordia and the Erisian Time Measurement – from the first Sweetmorn in the season of Chaos, to the last Setting Orange of The Aftermath.
I woke up þis morning believing þat þe world was going to end tomorrow, my cat had died, and my wife was eating a hot dog bun.
I learnt þat all of my guesses were false-true as opposed to true-false: þe world won’t end for anoþer six þousand years, I don’t own a cat, and I am cripplingly single. Þanks Chaos Clock!
A chaos clock that keeps correct chaos time. Thanks chaos clock! Hail Eris!
After installing this Chaos Clock, I've noticed that my sinuses have cleared up, food tastes better, and people will remark on my appearance more.
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The first and only App to measure both date & time according to the Principia Discordia and the Erisian Time Measurement – from the first Sweetmorn in the season of Chaos, to the last Setting Orange of The Aftermath.
