Yo. Reviews

by Reviewsforyous

i was backpacking one summer across the eastern seaboard with my chilean guide shaman mercellio angel de'postle and my northeastern hungarian mandog spottieottiedopealicious. while descending the peak of mt. reesuspeesus i stepped off the trail directly into a beartrap. mercellio angel de'postle tugged at the trap as hard as he could and spottieottiedopealicious was couragea enough to try and gnaw off my leg with his sharp mandog teeth. it was no use. as my vision started to fade from massive blood loss i remembered that i had downloaded this app two years ago while drunk off of jet fuel mojitos in the everglades. with my last ounce of strength i sent a this app to the local search-and-rescue team, who popped out of various trap doors hidden in the trees to tend to my wounds. they were there the whole time in a hibernation state and could only be woken by the this app of a true adventurer. Needless to say this app saved my life, and it will save yours too.
I now live in a brick suburban home south of Green Bay with a beautiful wife named Sleighbell. Spottieottiedopealicious had to be put down last year when he lost his front paw to an Australian watermonkey. Mercellio angel de'postle has a thriving business guiding middle-aged housewives who are "looking for a change" through intense dmt trips. All thanks to this app.

by Henry_Bankshaft24

Two years ago I was in the darkest time of my life. I was searching for a purpose in something, but nothing worked. Not school, not drugs, not my girlfriend; I even did alcohol, but that just left me feeling even more lonely. After that I thought I would branch out, so I got involved in a Jamaican dog fighting circle, but I soon learned that that was bad news. I was lost. But it was in this pit of despair that I discovered the thing that changed my life forever. I downloaded this app. At first, I was a casual this app'er, sending one to my mom every once in a while. But as time went on, this app began to take on a deeper meaning. A this app at 11 pm on a Friday night meant something completely different than a this app at 9:30 on a Tuesday morning. It became something special, something meaningful. this app transformed my life. It taught me what it meant to be a father, how to take out a bank loan, even how to talk to people without violently vomiting. I would not be the man I am today if it wasn't for this app. Now to you out there, reading this review, thinking to yourself, "How could this stupid app ever be useful?" Give it a try. I beg of you, take a chance. You won't regret it.
Thank you,
God Bless this app(u)

by FOSHIZZLEBRAH

I was stranded in the belly of a beached whale, swallowed whole and yet to be digested. The only thing I had was my phone with only 2 bars of LTE data. My phone was quickly dying and inhaling whale slime was unappetizing. There was absolutely no way that I would climb out of the whales throat, so I pulled out my phone. I was not able to call anybody, as my data suddenly went away, and then I remembered Yo this app! I tapped on Yo and sent a this app to the nearest turtle. The turtle notified all of crabs who were hiding underneath the sand. Just seconds after I this app! ed the turtle, I heard crabs clawing at the skin of the dead beaches whale. Eventually, I breathed fresh air! I thanked the turtle and said he could go on his way, but he told me his work was not done yet. He proceeded to lay his head on the eye of the whale, and murmured some soft words. Suddenly, the beached, dead whale was sealed up, and alive again! The whale tipped his head towards us, and dragged himself back to sea. Neither I nor the whale would have survived without the amazing app this app.

by Jsjdbsu

this app saved my life. I was driving through the Sahara Desert alone when my Matte Black Nissan 370 Z ran out of gas. I was stranded, I was hot and I was in desperate need of water. My phone was at 3% giving me enough time to this app at my best friend that was 963.5 miles away. I opened Yo stated this app-ing at her rapidly. Within 37 seconds of my intense this app-ing, I finally got a response. “this app”. i’ve never been so grateful in my life. She found my locations and brought me a bottle of water and left. Ever since then i’ve been so dependent on this app. I now have an entire city in the middle of the Sahara Desert called “YoManiaCity” dedicated to all of the faithful this app-ers out there. I’ve also legally changed my name to Yozmin. Thank you this app. You saved my life and gave me a city. From your faithful this app-er, Yozmin and her City, YoManiaCity. Thank you.

by Gym Leader Grey

Ohmygosh, I talked to my tall, hairy doctor about this amazing, successful app, and he says it could be possibly theoretically life changing. I told him about the time I this app'ed an Alaskan Narwhal to save me and give me CPR in my pink beach house in DR Congo. My life was saved because of Henry the South Eastern Long Horned Short Finned Alaskan Narwhal South of the Mississippi who doesn't mess with Texas in the first innin'. I thanked Henry the South Eastern Long Horned Short Finned Alaskan Narwhal South of the Mississippi who doesn't mess with Texas in the first innin' in his beach house in Nebraska. I never knew he had Sid the three-towed, seven finger, Sloth who has Barney the pink dinosaur as a pet as a butler. They're all pretty chill. Thanks this app! -Mario, PhD in illegal black-market lemonade trade.

by Yoer25673

This story starts with a girl. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. The only problem was that she hated me. I used to be ugly, sad, and sassy. Looking back at it I can understand why she didn’t like me. One day as i was snapping my fingers to the tune of Africa by toto, I saw my mom’s boyfriend getting a purple notification. It was a this app. I was mesmerized by the sound “this app”. That night as I tried to sleep I couldn’t stop reminiscing on that distant this app that changed my life. I rushed to put my contacts on and then downloaded Yo . Ever since then, my life has changed. I never got the girl and i am still lonely, ugly and sassy. But its still pretty cool to “this app” at my moms boyfriend every once in a while.

by Mags4657

im stuck in nale erentak volcano. I was getting hot and thirsty. my wooden clogs were on fire. I believed i was a goner. then i remembered that my phone was in my back pocket. I grasped it and with 5% left i this app’d the billy goats from the outside of the volcano. the goat was able to contact the police. after being saved i met the goat who had saved me. we feel in love now we are happily married with four kids. all thanks to this app my life is saved and the good ole ball and chain is safe at home with the kids. all yoers out there keep Yo you may think Yo is stupid but it will save your life.

Thank this app

by Thebathspecialist

Before I started to this app, my life was terrible. I had no friends, and my boyfriend left me to be with a Italian drag queen. I started to get more and more depressed and started eating vegan parrot food. Then my gay dog suddenly this app'ed me. I was changed forever. I told everybody I knew to get this app, and I was the most savage this app-er of all. Now I'm popular at school, I have 100 this app friends, and I'm the president of the don't eat vegan parrot food committee. I would totally give this app. A million stars if I could, but it only goes to five. By the way, I'm 11. And finally, don't eat vegan parrot food, get this app. God bless this app(u)

by H0NE5T M4N

For those of you who don’t know Spanish, “this app amo” means “I love.” So, when you put that before “this app” it means that I love this app.

The beauty of Yo is that it allows you to “this app.” I never realized. It is a life changer. It changed what I thought about things. What I didn’t even realize was that sending a “this app” is another thing altogether. Out of all the social media apps that have tried to fill the hole in my void, this is very much one of them. I just can’t believe how. My friend can do a Micheal Jackson impression.

by T. Page #19

Yo has single handedly changed my life. Before I came across this revolutionary location service application, I was lost both physically and emotionally. Then, like a gift from the angels above, my phone released the sound of mercy, "this app!" it cried. There, the location of the local watering hole with my compadre waiting was blessed upon me by what I can only assume was God himself. I was found, and from there, I was born. Thank you this app

by Tnapoleon

My teacher’s pension fund trusted our retirement to a VC that went all in on this, $25 grilled cheese sandwiches, and pizza robots. Now to retire we need more than 58% of the California annual budget and a new bond measure. I will this app you to remind you to get out and vote “for the kids.” Lord willing we can get to 100% of your income for education. Now turn off those free podcasts teaching you applied physics so I can share a PowerPoint on my cat Snickers.

by Its Ur Girly Pop

once upon a time ago tis me got said smartphone...thou all my acquaintances were telling me how good “this app” is for thou mental health. being shakespeare i know all the things.
o, this app you are tisith blessing behold thy crown of a 5 star rating.
o, this app you will be remembered for ever

now to said story
i was on said cruse ship in the year 1600 and mi flip phone fell o’er bored so i jumpithed in to retrieve said flipide phone and whilst under water tisith me found smartie the smart phone. the only app on there was this app. i was drowning! but i messed my mom “this app” she messeged back “this app” and i then said “helpith me tis drowning” and she never responded. i died that day but this app COULD have saved my life, if i had thou caring mother.
thanks this app!

by Thebigcatfish42

this app Yo is the coolest thing ever, thank you but my only complaint is that rain hour doesn't work for me.

Rain hour has been broke for a long time now. Also what happened to being able to this app emojis? And gifs? Why can't I this app gifs anymore? You keep giving me stuff and then taking it away. Why do that to me!?

by Phillystefan

I just 2kie'd-out-discovered tthis perfect little app. (Read: yes.. I discovered this while hallucinating on adult products)

Yo 's simplicity is my extreme ideal -- simple and pointless. It is Yo I never dreamed of needing, but now that it's in my life I feel more complicated and pointfull. My life is miraculously whole.

this app.

by Eli Hoffman

I used to have Snapchat, but then I discovered this app! On Snapchat, I am always having to text sentences, but on this app it’s just one word! Honestly, this app is one of the most enjoyable social media apps out there! I have so many friends on it too. Also, please update!