Do The Roar Software

This app is truly a blessing upon my soul. My eyes were first opened up to the way of the brogres when I did a Shrek movie marathon with my family. After the movies were over, I needed more Shrek. His muscular green body and soothing Scottish voice tamed my senses. I began to purchase as much Shrek merchandise as I could. In my first week of devotion I spent over $4000 on Shrek dolls for my mural in my basement. My parents have since told me I have a problem and need to see a specialist, but I am completely content with my relationship with Shrek. Every once in a while pays me a visit, bringing me baskets of onions, filling my room with his heavenly fumes, and then tops the night off with a kiss on my cheek. I treasure the moments I spend with Shrek, and I grew to be miserable whenever he wasn't visiting me. I understood that Shrek could only come so often, as he had to visit his other children as well, but I still wanted to feel like he was there. This app helped solve the issue. Whenever I feel like I need more Shrek in my life, I use this app to hear his delicious roar. It's been helping me out so much, making it seem like the mighty ogre himself was there with me. Thank you app developers for giving me a way to always be with my savior.

Me and my BFF watched this movie and we couldn't stop cracking up when the "Do the Rawr" guy was on and now this app makes the movie 10x better!!! Loveee itt!!! And to all the haters who are mad that it only says 3 things... SHADDUP cuz we all know u don't get comedy very well... Anyways BEST APP EVER!!!

I love it. I am sleep deprived because I'm spending too much time masturbating to shrek's mighty roar. Shrek now comes into my dreams and tells me to do great things. Shrek helped me stop cutting. Thank you. This prevented my suicide.