SmartPass Reviews

My child’s school recently starting enforcing SmartPass at school. For some background, my daughter has HORRIBLE periods and pooping problems, so she goes to the bathroom quite often. When she has to go SHE HAS TO GO. Now that they’ve started enforcing this here this app, my daughter has no time to clean herself up. The other day, when she was profusely bleeding out of her vagina on the toilet, she realized her time limit was up. My daughter didn’t know what to do but she knew her teacher would come in with a whip and whip her to death if she didn’t go back to class. So, she got up, blood and a little poopy still coming out of her, and pulled her pants up and ran to her class. She left blood on the doorknob because her hands were all bloody and she didn’t have time to wash them. This grossed out her class so much that they all started projectile vomiting at the same time, as well as the teacher. My daughter slipped in someone’s puke, screamed, and splashed in it. All the other teachers came to her classroom and started puking on her too. Moral of the story, my daughter still has puke in her hair and has been living with her therapist.

SmartPass has RUINED our school!!! Ever since we installed SmartPass our school has stopped feeding us, put bars on the windows and were being brought there in cattle cars, and forced to dig our own graves!!!! SmartPass is ridiculous! We’re on 24/7 watch and we face risk of air strikes! Get this garbage off SmartPass Store NOW!!!!

So if the closest bathroom to my classroom is full (bc they know who and how many ppl are in any bathroom) then I have to wait and can’t just got to a bathroom 20 seconds away or in the other direction, so stupid

Before my son’s school started using SmartPass, he was a good, patriotic, God-fearing boy. But now he has changed. It used to be every time he used the bathroom, he would also check his conservative, patriotic news sources. He would also preach good, American, and Christian values to the other boys in the bathroom. However, this app has time limits for students to use the bathroom, so he no longer has enough time to pray and check patriotic news/preach the true values of the Founders and our nation. He has since come home and challenged our family’s values. I believe the leftist rhetoric and critical race theory that the public schools are teaching are getting to him (I wanted to send my son to a private, Christian high school, but my wife wanted him to get a taste of the city). My son now defies everything I do, hangs out with a different crowd, and might do God-knows what the liberals are telling him to do. But I don’t care anymore, because he is one of them now. Because of SmartPass, I’m considering disowning my son (and possibly divorcing my wife, if she doesn’t agree).

I had to go to the bathroom really bad teacher didn’t check his phone to release me and I pooped all over my self and I’ve been depressed ever since and had to switch schools

I think it is very ridiculous we have to log into our chromebook to go to the bathroom. We are young adults having to ask people for permission on a computer to go the restroom.

We tried it at our school and the times are inadequate and being tracked on time seems a little bit of invasion of privacy

The reason for my rating is because if I have to go to the bathroom sorry but it’s gonna take me more than 5 mins if I really have to go, I don’t like SmartPass . If my school is still gonna use it at least give us some more time, we already have to sign in twice to go to the bathroom and there’s vape detectors if we have to use it I expect to have more than 5 mins to walk across the school.

I was going to the bathroom as I do as a well hydrated man and being very conscious of time I sprinted to the nearest bathroom and was appalled to see the line of nearly 4 students!
I waited anxiously as my timer ticked down from the generous 7 minutes of allotted time to 5, then to 3. I started to panic with 60 seconds remaining and started running back to class, but the discomfort of my full bladder slowed me down and my timer ran out 10 feet from my class.

I have no proof that the following events are correlated to this app for iOS but I do truly believe they are. Exactly as the time on the clock hit zero my phone began to noticibly overheat and continued to get hotter to the point it burned my hands and suddenly the iPhone XR caught fire and combusted in my hands. The ensuing chaos of flying glass shards and metal shrapnel has left me scarred and blind in one eye. But this alone could be forgiven, the worst is that after I was rushed to the hospital it was found that a large chunk of lithium-ion battery from the iPhone was lodged under my 9th vertebrae and I was paralyzed from the neck down and would likely never walk again.

So I state again, please do not download this app for iOS. It has ruined my life.

When I downloaded it, the first thing that happened was I got a text from Stalin himself. I am a patriot and I love my country. The fact that he would even approach me to spread his treasonous ideals is abhorrent. I immediately sent him American feet pics to ward him off, but he persisted. Then, a number of communist blimps started floating over my house. I tried to shoot them down with a slingshot, but I ended up accidentally killing my young brother. I tried to get him to a hospital, but the ambulance driver turned out to be communist too, and drove into a tree. I tried to run, but they hunted me down like a dog. I hid in a kind old woman's tree house, and watched in horror as they burned her house down. SmartPass has caused so much pain to so many people. As a patriot, it is my firm duty to do whatever is possible to protect the country I hold dear to my soul. SmartPass makes us one step closer to oblivion. Help fight communism and protect our countries beautiful ideals by giving SmartPass a 1/5 star rating. God save America.

So my son has stomach problems and his school starting forcing SmartPass and The first day he used it he had to go really really bad but they would not let him go out past five minutes and he knew if he stayed out too long he would get detention and he didn’t want that because he’s a straight a student and he’s in NHS back to the story he was out for four minutes and he was still pooping profusely but he realize he only have one minute to get back to the classroom so he tried to hurry but he didn’t have time to wash his self up so when he was sprinting back to class he started pooping again he didn’t know whether to turn around and go back to the bathroom or keep going to the classroom he ended up going back to the classroom so he wouldn’t get in trouble ended up pooping himself and embarrassing himself in front of the whole school now he has pooping PTSD and he doesn’t go to school anymore and he’s homebound

this literally doesn’t make any sense, we’re not going to use this in college, you pledge that you have young adults paving their way almost to college yet make them have an all that sets a time on going to the bathroom, maybe just maybe if teachers gave the time and day to actually just try to notice that their students are gone it wouldn’t be a problem, and if schools had better security in the first place tracking students wouldn’t be as hard. this just seems like another ridiculous boundary that highschool students have to be restricted down to, and not only that but girls too, at least for me when i am in my period it takes a lot more time to go tot the bathroom then 10 minutes, and i already think having to ask to go to the bathroom as a highschool student is dumb. it’s a dumb app to set a student to a timer, but the only good thing is that you’re not wasting paper

It’s okay and all but I can’t make one. How am I suppose to know the time? Now it’s like I’m gonna have favorites. Bad, Big bad

Great COVID safety features. Has made reopening our school feel way more manageable. Thanks this app!

Amazing app! Every school should have this! The interface looks great!

Reading these reviews is such a surreal experience.

If you juuling, stop jt. Because now everyone has to use this stupid app because of y’all

Really came in handy when I needed to use the water fountain on Saturday at 12:30 am. I just scheduled a future pass.

When app-human marriage becomes legal in the United States, you guys are invited to our wedding

SmartPass works great, people need to stop giving it one star because of what OTHER STUDENTS did to have this pass in effect.

What happens when a staff member with too much power pushes his own product in a public school.

I don’t want my children being watched like animals

10 minutes is simply not enough for a constipation

Why do I need my phone for school stuff?
An app to monitor my every move throughout the school? No thanks.

Why y’all need to know where I’m going? 💀😭 like we rlly have to be watched like a hawk throughout the building don’t y’all have security Guards or sum?!!

Your making my life and the teachers life harder

My school wants to track any time I go to the bathroom

My school put this into effect and 3 bathrooms have been shut down on the first day 👌🏻

Super helpful

SMART PASS MADE ME A QUEER. i had to take a humongous dookie. I asked teach if i could release my bowels to which i am told make a smart pass. I walk down the hall and timer appears above my head reading 1 minute and 30 seconds. I start to hear moaning and grumbling from the janitor closet. Not mr janitor and school ho. I sprint. I enter the restroom as it gets louder. The myths are true. The smart pass gremlin enters. He busts open the door and nutz all over me. I am now dead speaking from hells gate. My gay doplganger still lurks. BEWARE OF SMARTPASS GREEMLIN.

My son has a pooping problem where he cant control it he went to the bathroo m and pooed bricks but he realized he had 30 seconds when he was still pooing and then he got up off the toilet and ran back to class and poop ran down his leg and he left a trail back to his desk he is now homeschooled

I hate this app The app started normal but on the way to the bathroom my friend encountered some bullies. The bullies started beating my poor friend Billy Banjo, when he started to bleed the bullies left quickly. The bullies left because of their SmartPasses ended. Billy Banjo should have been beaten more and now is weak, and communist. If I wanted my friends to be weak then I would fly him to russia, not give them smart pass.

THIS APP IS STUPID! I was sitting in 4th period Math when I felt it in my bum: a poo. I slowly reached my hand to my IPad, raising my hand to notify the teacher. She nodded, that absolute baddie. I grabbed my ipad, unlocked it and found the smartpass app. However, I couldn't find their STUPID user interface that I felt it in my pants: the poo. I was so embarassed to have pooed my pants in front of my teacher crush. this is why this is a STUPID LIBERAL app that will ruin your love life and make you POO

Smartpass has made me gay. I was a very straight and handsome young lad but ever since I saw the timer ticking down, my straight percentage has gotten down to the point where i am in love with boys.

This app has turned my teachers racist. They refuse to give me a pass when I ask, just because I’m a fat, gay, lesbian, transgender, chicken lover of color. It also is forcing stds and causing sugma because you don’t have enough time to put a condom on in the bathroom. I also believe this website was made by Adolf Hitler himself, to keep track of jews and his cousin. So really this app is behind the killing of innocent Jews and the assault of hitlers cousin. And it just might be the end of the world as we know it, thank you…

I was going to the bathroom the one day and I had to take a big #2 and with 5 minutes to go to the bathroom I knew I wasn't going to have enough time. But I didn't care I was expelling my organs because my stomach hurt until teachers came in doing a tribal ritual to put a curse on me and I never went to the bathroom again.

bring your bottles

I was at school, and I needed to use the bathroom, but there were too many people in the bathroom so I could not go but man did I need to shit. It took too long, and I could feel the shit building up inside of me it was so bad. So, I ran out the door and to the bathroom and it before i could get to the bathroom, all of the shit exploded and killed me and everyone around me. The school was FILLED with shit, this app is terrible and has killed so many innocent lives. I DO NOT RECOMMEND!! signing off as now ghost me

this app made me turn trans when I chose the gender-neutral bathroom by accident when I meet my new partner gayballs i have been very happy since that day

This app is completely changed my school by being such a piece of crap. I am darn near ready to battle my school in court because of my IBS. My IBS makes me need more than 5 darn minutes to use the restroom. This app promotes treating young adults like toddlers. And for that I will be making a petition to abolish this app from my school district.

This App Has Turned My School Into A Prison Where Your Computer is Monitored And It Checks If You're On Youtube And It Will Block You, I Can't Even Have Some Music Playing Well I Do Work Screw This App And Screw This School This Is Why I Want To Go To Therapy

This app is turning us into NPCs. Slowly but surely this app is forwarding the liberal far left agenda of turning each student into an NPC by removing their right for untracked bowel relieving and urethral clearing. I have seen several examples of this plot in action, starting tragically with my beloved wife. She bought into the idea that this app was a good idea and so she supported it fully when it was implemented into the school at which she works. The next thing I knew she was transformed into an empty shell of her former self. Her favorite color changed from green to seaweed(clear npc behavior based on the stupidity of such a color), she began walking into walls and saying things that make no since, like “ it’s been a long day, I don’t feel like cooking.” Even worse than the virtual murder of my wife was the loss of my innocent son. After using SmartPass for just a day he turned into an npc devoid of thought and emotion, reduced to a husk of skin over a digital brain. Proof of this is the fact that he follows Pete Davidson on instagram and he began drinking pumpkin spice flavored coffee from Starbucks. I have since dealt with both of my loved ones turned npc ensuring that their plague can’t spread to me. Tragic but necessary. I hope others will see this review and take drastic steps like I did to ensure this plot continues no further.