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by CharTheUnicorn

THREE AM AND IM STILL AWAKE I BET YOURE JUST FINE FAST ASLEEP IN YOUR CITY THATS BETTER THAN MINE AND THE GIRL IN YOUR BED HAS A FINE PEDIGREE AND I BET YOUR FRIENDS TELL HER SHES BETTERRRR THAN ME HUH! SCOTT PILGRIM A GRAPHIC JOVEL SERIES AHOUT A DUDE FIGHTING HIS GIRLFRIENDS SEVEN EXES AND ALSO HIMSELF BECAUSE YEAH ARCANE IS ALSO COOL YK WHAT ISNT COOL MINGA MINGA KILLED TAYLOR SWIFT MINGA KILLED SCOTT PILGRIM AND QUEEN BRIE LARSON MINGA KILLED ARCANE THANK YOU FOR NOTHING MINGA MINGA MADE ME FAIL THE SAT TWO WEEKS IN ADVANCE IN ALL SERIOUNESS our school started doing a school wide use of the digital id and then i found out it times your bathroom breaks? if i’m having bad cramps, am on my period, or am having a bad day, i don’t want to make a hall pass to go be in pain in the bathroom instead of just ask my teacher like normal. that’s humiliating, unnecessary, and ridiculous. i deleted the app. IN ALL NOT SERIOUSNESS WHOSE HYPED FOR 1989 TV THIS FRIDAY?!?! I AM PROCRASTINATION WOW anyways chill

by Hinata9101

At first I thought it was a harmless app and I downloaded it to make my school life easier, but little did I know I was going to contact an STD from this app.
One day I ate the school food and I needed to use the bathroom really bad so I went up to the little ipad and wiggled my fingers over it and went to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom only to see a teacher looking for everyone’s Minga pass, ofc I didn’t have one so I ran. Then I got an notification on my phone from Minga saying let’s play a game. I got really scared and then I saw a monkey with the Minga symbol on its back, I can’t say what happened on here but I got AIDS, SO DONT TRUST MINGA!

by Speedyhawk55

"Where do I even begin with Minga? It's like someone took a bunch of coding monkeys, locked them in a room with a typewriter, and said, 'Go wild!' The result? A chaotic mess of an app that makes you question the meaning of life.

First off, the interface looks like it was designed by a toddler on a sugar high. Navigating through this digital labyrinth is like trying to find your way out of a corn maze blindfolded. And good luck trying to actually use any of the features without accidentally summoning a demon or triggering a global meltdown.

Speaking of features, Minga boasts about as much functionality as a broken toaster. Want to send a message? Well, prepare to wait an eternity for it to load, only to have it disappear into the digital void forever. And don't even get me started on the 'photo sharing' feature, which turns your pictures into abstract art pieces worthy of a modern art museum.

But hey, at least Minga is consistent. It consistently crashes, consistently drains your battery faster than a black hole devours a star, and consistently makes you question why you ever downloaded it in the first place.

In conclusion, if you enjoy masochistic experiences and have a penchant for digital torture, Minga is the app for you. Otherwise, do yourself a favor and run far, far away."