Ever since I started using this app, my life has taken a dramatic turn. My boss thinks I’m some kind of data wizard now, and I spend all my time being asked for “just one more report” like I’m running a magic show. My coworkers won’t stop asking how I make our customer data look so “organized and actionable.” Organized and actionable? Who talks like that?
And Katherine Davis? She’s not helping. Her endless enthusiasm for this CRM made me think it was just a tool—turns out it’s a lifestyle. Sure, the sales team is absolutely crushing their numbers now, but at what cost? My weekends are no longer mine. I can’t stop dreaming about clean dashboards and efficient workflows. My wife says if I mention “pipeline optimization” one more time, she's canceling Netflix night.
this app might be the best CRM in existence, but beware – it’s so good, it’ll take over your life. Use with caution, especially if Katherine Davis gets you hyped for it!