When I was 9yrs old, my parents pulled my little brother and I into the living room and told us they were getting a divorce. I, knowing well what that meant, lost control of all my emotions. Anger, despair, confusion, and hopelessness all simultaneously. My little brother however, only being 6yrs old, didn’t understand what was happening. He just stood there; vacant and unaware.
But this day in particular for me meant so much more. Not only was this the abrupt end of a chapter in my life, but it was the day that I learned that my father was not the strongest man on earth. I saw the same amount of salty tears fall from his face as mine. The man that I regarded as the strongest, toughest, most ironclad person on earth here before me, blubbering like a child. It was there I learned that my father has his weaknesses and faults like everybody else.
For the longest time, even well into my older ages, that day was without a doubt the worst day of my life….until today using this program. Like seriously. Imagine being a 9yr old having a life changing existential moment, and having that moment get trumped by an app. Imagine that. I’m actually impressed. If I were a better man, I would have given this thing a 5 star rating just for defeating me. But lo, I am not that better man.
My life has been changed. And not in a good way. Thanks.