Fart Cushion Reviews

I personally love this game. Life is so challenging at times, even now with all of the things happening in the world. It is so nice to come home from a stressful day, sit down, and play Fart Cushion. It is so intriguing the way they make each fart different than the last one. FartCushion has so much variety in what fart I can produce. It adds a sense of wonder every time I press down on the red cushion. I want to give a personal thank you to the developers of this genius app. I would highly recommend it to friends and family, so we can all sit down and play Fart Cushion.

I’ll confess this brings out the inner 10 year old, what got me was the motion sensing feature.... comedy gold. My only suggestion would be to make different spots of the cushion produce a different sound, rather than how it currently just plays 11 different sounds in the same order every time you touch the screen... so if you want a particular sound you have to press it 10 times to loop back around to it. I can’t believe I’m writing an in-depth review of an app that generates fart sounds lol.

What would a Potato Chip Man know about good farts? Take it from Bean Boy here, this is EVERYTHING one could hope for in a iOS Fart Sounds App! Oh sure, the "Whoopie Cushion" was worn out and old hat by the Sixties, but then again, IT didn't support Bluetooth, did it? Given a small Bluetooth speaker, FartCushion produces sounds so "wet and greasy" they sound like they ought'a STINK! Not since the "Push button, hand held, Fart Machine" gizmo of Eighties have fart noises been treated so well! Thanks guys, for bringing my iPad into the Eighties!

Hi. So on the game you can’t make the fart long, and the sensitivity high or low. The charting thing will keep going all over again, witch I don’t like that, I wish I could tap it when I want it to fart. It’s also great for pranks. I did it not my cousin and brother and they stared at me, and the laughed. I pretended that I was embarrassed so they would buy it. You should get this game.

I was at work when suddenly i grabbed my stomach and said “im not feeling well “ and at that moment touch my pocket to activate the fart vibrate and my co-worker was like, “man it stinks go use the toilet I’ll wait when all the sudden another fart and he was getting upset because it stinks lol . I was laughing and hes like wth is wrong with you ….

Great app👍 but when I prank my dad with FartCushion he knows that it’s not real farts so I think there shouldn’t be the same fart sounds maybe just change it up a little bit and it would be much better oh and I think you should know my dog farts really bad tooSo I think you should definitely consider my idea hope it helps thanks for reading my review🤗🤗🤗🤗

FartCushion blows me away. It is free, like flatulence should be. The developers thoughtfully included a variety of popular anal remarks (banal?). The blunt truth = very entertaining. I only gave FartCushion one star because it does not stink, figuratively or literally. The developers need to work on fragrances. They miss 1/2 the thrill if a good rip. It is only a giggle used in a crowded confined space. Just think how much better these would be with accompanying fragrances. Everyone would be blown away. Anyway, I'll end this long-winded explosion of verbage and suggest the user coordinated the sound with SBDs.

Fart Cushion is awesome! I got it to prank my brother one day, and now I use it for many things! I use it for pranks.. and for the sound of it! I love FartCushion because it makes you laugh. It does not just make you laugh, but probably the other people around you. If you don’t agree with me, you are a FART.
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Though there are many different sounds, they are very consistent. The volumes are similar and sound like they could be coming from the same person. The motion detection feature is superb, especially when leg raising or hip thrusting while your phone is in your pocket.

Quite often at work I like to fake a BM and get away so I don’t murder the people I work with. FartCushion really sells that I’m actually laying some cable and usually gives me a good 7-9 minute window. Unless my boss is lurking around the floor which is about 4-5 minutes. Listen to me ranting haha. Great app TY

This is the funniest app I’ve ever seen! I was watching a movie with my family and I started using the fake fart machine and they were like grossed out until they realized it was fake.... my sister started calling me the fart machine!!! I love it! It really brings out me when I was younger!!! Love it! Keep up the good work!!!!! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Showed FartCushion to my friends and now we collectively play the sounds of FartCushion at both work and school. The wrath to which can be unraveled with these explosive farts are unparalleled to anything FartCushion Store has to offer, and this deserves every ounce of 5 stars.

FartCushion is so well done. You just open it and set it down. Any time you jiggle it at all it lets out a you know what sound. Keep moving it and it keeps going, varying the "tones." A ton of laughs and I've only had it five minutes.

This is a great game but there is one error. The only thing
That you do is tap the screen for noise. Other then that, it is an awesome game. It makes hilarious fart noises and would be good for pranks. I love this game, but it is the kind of thing we’re you don’t want to play it for too long or it is boring. This is a great game!

FartCushion has been a godsend. When folks get near me in a store and they aren't wearing a mask, I just activate Fart Cushion and I have all the clearance I need. In small stores, it's just me and the cashier!!

First of all let’s get to the good stuff I love all the fart noises but I can’t go to settings with my voiceover to program what time I want to far to go off it’s so unfair it doesn’t work with my voice over app I can still get the fart noises but I can’t break anyone with this because it goes off too soon please approve FartCushion

Hilarious app! So fun to go into stores and do this or play a trick on family! life is hard at this time due to covid pandemic so this helps ease some of the different feelings and emotions

Even has numerous ways they can be triggered... Motion, a tap on the screen, etc and it's all configurable in options... Joke or not... This programmer put some TLC and some methane into this bad boy

I’m going to rate this game a 3 stars but it’s only about farts so from 5 stars to 4 then it’s game play it’s good 3 stars for that and the farts are so funny i rate that a 5 stars don’t know why but when I press 20 whoopy cushions I felt sleepy and that’s why i this game a 3 star game this is a great game and it’s fun to play and it is a very weird game but i like it

This was Ranked #2 in Crap apps. I am 51 years old and still think farts are funny. The timer is great. Every 15 seconds or whatever. Ewwwwwwww reaction every time. I will say it Loud and Proud, I love FartCushion! It stinks in a good way...

Best farts in the county. Each fart is unique and beautiful in its own way. Nothing turns me on more than listening to compressed air being squeezed through a poop-stained sphincter. Hopefully I'll be able to use this to get chicks. Great app! Sexy Toots!

Even if you're the person who rolls your eyes, shakes your head, and walks away when your kids are making fart noises, you'll laugh yourself silly with FartCushion- even if you just use it privately.

Great app – motion sensing feature seems perfect. Problem is, there’s only 12 unique sounds that repeat over and over. So it gets old fast. This would get five stars if there were hundreds of unique sounds that shuffled randomly.

I really liked it and enjoyed watching my friends look at me weird. Like, did you just fart? Lol, it's hilarious and other people seem to think its funny too!

I had this ap on at the dentist. And forgot about it. I guess I moved and it made its noise. He was looking around. Lol. I still laugh. Then I commented that sorry it was me. Lol.