Touch Of SAGE Reviews

by You Killed My Father

In 1992, Sage Dining killed my father. It was a stormy night in late October. My family was driving back from the county fair on a winding road through the forests. I could tell my father was stressed by the wet roads, but when he cursed and pulled over I grew concerned. Blocking the road was an entire Sage Dining buffet. Sage workers were standing motionless in front of the car, dressed in their ominous all-black outfits. A Sage Dining employee stepped forward. My dad got out. He told my mother and I to stay in the car. Through the window, I saw a Sage employee offer my father a single whole-grain roll. When my father did not take the roll they offered him some damp, cold chicken, which had been sitting on a hot plate for hours. Seeing that the chicken was gross and damp, my father refused this too. The Sage Dining employees became angry at his refusal to ingest their Organic Locally Sourced food and shot him with an Organic Locally Sourced gun. My father bled to Organic Locally Sourced death on the Organic Locally Sourced ground. I do not remember how my mother got us out of here, but when she too died tragically a year later, I was left an orphan. I swore revenge on Sage Dining, and now, years later, I will have my revenge. Like they always say, revenge is a dish best served cold yet over cooked and inexplicably wet after sitting on a hot plate for three hours.

by Bethesda Dude

I’d rather eat nails then eat another deep fried zucchini from sage. The only somewhat decent item is the burgers but even then it still tastes horrible. The other day we had nachos. It tasted great for the first couple of bites but then I got up to grab some milk. When I sat down my chips were saggy and the cheese looked like leather. The main course is normally horrible so I normally eat pasta which tastes good. The pasta tastes good but it’s normally undercooked, and there is hair in it because the employees don’t wear hair nets. The lines are normally super long because they are constantly running out of food. The drinks are really bad the lemonade is normally bitter and the tea tastes okay. The food from last year was significantly better and to who ever thought it would be a good idea to change should be fired.

by Tcoan17

Sage dinning has been in my life for two years and I’m glad to say I will never have to eat food that was cooked by sage. The food is terrible. Food is never cooked right, they never have enough food for everyone, and they don’t know how to cook meat. It’s either over cooked or not cooked at all. Sage was recently fired from my school which is great. Many kids in my school have been dealing with stomach issues ever since they ate age dinning food. And now that students are home for the summer, many people said there stomachs and eating habits have gone back to normal. DONT HIRE SAGE!!!

by Hdkenuaknebdumwbd

honestly sage is just gross - my hamburger was once two different colors! One side brownish grey and the other completely grey. The food is either overcooked or undercooked - the eggs make me want to throw up - I had people get food poising, and find mold or hair in the food - I can not wait for the day when I don’t have to eat their food anymore - the service is fine not great though - the cheese dip with the nachos was grainy so they stopped giving it to us all together so we were eating weird meat and soggy chips - all I have to say now is booo

by InternalTitan789

I remember it like it was yesterday. It was a cold day, the school lake frozen over from the piercing cold. Everyone was freezing. All we wanted was some hot food to warm our bodies. I have been a vegan for about a year and a half now. Sage usually just gives vegans some potatoes and tofu and calls it a day but no, this time… this time was different. Lunch started out normally, I got there early. I started crossing the field and opened dining hall door to the warmth of the AC. I went over to my table and set it up. I waited and waited for other students but nobody came. It was almost time for lunch. Usually the dining hall is crowded by now. I thought nothing of it at the time. I filled up my glass with water from a pitcher and accidentally spilt a bit on my shirt. I went to the restroom to get paper towels then I heard something: The Wind. I opened the bathroom door to see my dining hall massacred. The ceiling was gone and the walls were as brittle as a cracker with bricks falling off. Ash was descending from the fiery sky. The campus was a wasteland. No human in sight. There was only one table in the dining hall now. One plate: tofu and potatoes.

by Justice For Sqaucky

it was a cool Saturday night and I was taking an Uber home after a night out in the town. I got into the uber and as soon as I got in the car I knew something was wrong. Before I knew it the uber driver turned around. I couldn’t believe my eyes when a sage employ turned around with a plate of cold moist chicken. I explained to the Uber driver I didn’t want any chicken, but they instead it was fresh organically locally sourced chicken. When I told them I just wanted to go home they refused until I hate the whole organic locally sourced cold moist chicken. I still wake up in a cold sweat to this day.

by Drouu

I generally don’t write reviews but TouchOfSAGE is so so bad…
This is an email collection app (email registration required to use) and otherwise does not function at all. Period. App doesn’t do anything whatsoever after registering and verifying my email address. Dead menu links and non-functional search feature. Also, my 11 year old - who is NOT a picky eater - says Sage food is generally inedible; meat is usually undercooked (raw pink chicken for example) and/or the food is totally flavorless. She typically ends up eating a bagel for lunch every day because it’s the only thing that isn’t disgusting. Most of her friends have the same complaints.

by Tru Bass

It was any normal day and as my friend and I made our way to buy our favorite Sage-style Cardboard Pizza, but as we made our way to the checkout area, one of the Chocolate Chip Cookies came to life and began to revolt. Then, as if out of a children’s movie, all the food came to life and started a revolution. The entire cafeteria went into a panic and everyone began evacuating the school. I tried to find my friend in all the chaos but was swept out by the crowd. It wasn’t until the food was contained two days later that I found my friend’s corpse lying there, still holding his plate. Sage has committed a terrible crime and must pay for their actions. Also, Sage gave me aids.

by Nomorechalkychicken

have you ever eaten a stick of chalk? or perhaps one of those trees with bark falling off? condense all of that into a pale lump with no seasoning. add some brownish water “seasoning” and that is what the chicken tastes like. sage always tries to make it sound better, like chicken marinated in soy sauce. but it’s literally a brick of chalky string cheese. eating the chicken makes you feel like all the moisture in your mouth if getting sucked out. Like if someone put a vacuum under your tongue. Don’t eat it. It’s served single week multiple times. Please. Help. I’m not sure how much longer I can last. Someone please, help us please.

by Helloitsme29

it was a normal wednesday, like every wednesday before that fateful day. I stood in line waiting for my spaghetti and when I received my tray, the spaghetti looked absolutely normal. little did i know, that very spaghetti would almost take my life. I sat down with my food and raised a bite to my mouth when all of a sudden the spaghetti grew arms and reached out for my throat. it wrapped tightly around my neck, it’s grip as strong as a boa constrictor. i saw my very life flash before my eyes, but with a sudden burst of strength as i reflected on my young life, i tore the spaghetti away from my throat and lived to see another day. I have not told anyone about this incident, as reliving it is just too much to bear. but i no longer wish to stay silent, i will NOT allow sage to silence me!!!! I am already planning my revenge. just you wait sage, just you wait. my name is jharr, and i will speak my truth.

by TheManWithTheShip

Ok listen, I wrote a really critical and kind of joking review a few years back about sage and TouchOfSAGE , but in all seriousness, (to all schools looking for a food service) do not get a contract with them, we’ve had them for three years now and the food is absolute garbage, the last time I remember getting a decent meal was when they had first come to our school for the first month. We’ve had multiple instances where food was dangerously undercooked, and even found maggots in our food, they attempt to give us dessert platters as a hush up, and most likely this review will be deleted, however for the three years I’ve had it, I’ve rarely enjoyed the food, and neither have many of my classmates or teachers, overall, I would not recommend sage to anyone, and would strongly suggest to all schools not to get a contact for them.

by Sasšy:)Kinah

It was early spring, 1892. Hornets buzzing around the trees. Spring sports starting. My great great grandfather twice removed, but it still hurt. My grandmother tells this story all the time. My grandfather was getting ready to go to lunch. Chicken tenders. Sweet potato fries. Ketchup. He got a single tender, but little did he know, there was a bbq flavored knife STABBED in the tender. In a blink of an eye, a murder scene had happened right in front of my grandfathers eyes. They were all in SHOCK. The authorities were called up to our school but little did we know THE CHICKEN TENDER WAS STILL ALIVE. THE CHICKEN TENDER STARTED RUNNING AROUND THE SCHOOL. MY GRANDFATHER CHASING IT WITH A BUTCHERS KNIFE. THAT VEGAN TEACHER TRYING TO CATCH THE TENDER. IT WAS TOO FAST. My grandfather barely made it out alive. The tender escaped, but my family still looks out for it. To this day, we have no idea where it is. Everyone wants to tell their story, but no body knows what my family went through. Also, SAGE gave me AIDS.

by Sup Bro69

I was a student at university this university uses the company Sage dining services. I was a A+ student, no I was not a nerd, I would still go to many party’s and was having a great time. One day in 1999 after a party the night before, I wanted a big breakfast. I got 6 eggs and 8 servings of biscuits and gravy(it was underwhelming). I felt fine going to class but later that day my stomach started to hurt when I got to my dorm I went straight to the bathroom and threw up. I thought it was from the night before, but I was wrong.
I had campylobacter I had bad eyes bleeds and my fingers became dislocated. I when to the doctor and he said it must have been something I had eaten. I thought I had to have been sage because I normally by and make my own food. This was the first food in a month that I ate outside of my own. I have not eaten it sense and don’t plan on eating it ever again and would not suggest it.

by StudentOfprison

We have SAGE dining as a contract for our school for 5 years, and I wish they just halted the contract. The food throughout the weeks was terrible. On the first week, they try to make it nice. However, going through each day, the servicing and foods get worse. I filed a report on their board in the lunchroom, and when I returned to find a response from them, they removed the board, as to remove the sight of complaints, to look like the food was good. My friend found paper from the cheese pack in his grilled cheese, and they take foods out right from the refrigerator, and begin cooking it for about 2 minutes. It’s terrible. Don’t eat SAGE dining, and their servicing is bad. Some of their food has caused many sicknesses in the later Fall Season, and has affected students during times of allergens. Make a report, please do. But they removed the reports from us. Half of my entire grade have hated SAGE. Some of their food even returns raw on your plate. Please don’t get SAGE, or it will affect the lunchroom forever.

by SlurpySlosh445

After 3 years of getting food from the sage dining service, I never knew that this food would change my life, literally. On a Wednesday afternoon April 8th, I walked into school unknowing that it was almost my last time. After 3rd period, I was STARVING! My stomach was like a volcano erupting. My friends and me walked down the hall to the cafeteria where I waited 15 minutes in line, for some grub. While waiting in line, I noticed the marinara sauce was bubbling like crazy. All of the sudden, the pot exploded and marinara sauce burned the skin of my peers. Then!! The pasta grew arms and used the garlic bread rolls as weapons!! Kids were dropping left and right, and because i was so smart, I decided to rush put the fire exit, just moments before the pasta could get me. That day there were 142 casualties, many of which were friends and family. I was furious to hear the number of casualties, but I had to except what happened and move on. In conclusion this tragedy is why Sage gets 1-star.

by Swigity D

It was a fine day in the midst of the year 1987. I had just finished my third period class and was now reporting to the lunch hall. Sage, our schools daily ration provider had just finished “cooking” our 50th day of chicken, pasta, and a side of cilantro rice. I got in line to get my food, but something was off. The air was stale, no one was talking, maybe it was my imagination, or something much more serious. Perhaps the common people had finally snapped, but I doubted that. It turns out for a matter of fact, that the chicken that day had been satiated... satiated with aids. As I guzzled my not dry very flavorful chicken, I had also become satiated with aids. The aids entered my bloodstream, filled every single cell with its presence. The aids had fully assimilated with my body. Now I am stuck with a treatable because of Magic Johnson, bless his heart, but sadly not curable case of aids.

by King Foob_III

Despite the superior quality of Sage morsels to those offered by many schools, errors plague the corporation to the degree that much of its food becomes lost in production; relative decency is thus not an apt system by which to gauge the monstrosities I have endured. Upon several occasions, I have ordered (and had delivered to) myself the “Vegetarian Entrée Combo”— after braving hundreds of computer-heating crashes, mind you— only to be confronted with a box of nothing but chicken. Fie, Sage!

by LizzyLou0505

Our school contracts Sage Dining. Food is fresh and a variety of options are available. What other schools can boast a salad bar, a sandwich bar, a soup bar, a main entree, and breakfast? And the food isn’t just chicken nuggets, pizza, and hot dogs like a lot of other schools. I mean, they serve those sometimes, but it’s chicken tenders instead, freshly made pizza instead of frozen, and hot dogs with fresh chili. Plus the veggie options are awesome.

TouchOfSAGE provides ingredients of everything made which is super helpful to those with food allergies. I definitely recommend both Sage Dining and using TouchOfSAGE .

by KevT81

You can use TouchOfSAGE to communicate directly with your school chef!! Filter any allergies you may have and see what you can eat for the next few weeks. Rate your favorite menu items and your least favorite items. See what special “seasonings” are coming up. TouchOfSAGE does everything and more to compliment the amazing menus SAGE Dining offers to our school. Download now if you haven’t yet.

by PrinceOfGoatMoon DEATHSTAR

Well thought out and well executed. Zip search works. Email verification works. Very fast, actually. If these things don't work for you, it's most likely not TouchOfSAGE itself. There's a review that mentions serving wine to kids. You know people cook with wine, right? It's safe and restaurants do it all the time.
Overall very good. Easy to check on menus and ingredients/allergens. User friendly experience. I would recommend TouchOfSAGE.

by WrgdyjkTTV

Some days I would rather eat the plates instead of the meal because the plates are always warm. The past 3 days we have had egg rolls and variations of chicken and rice. Whenever I get my burgers they are WET and gray. I think the health department should check the food. Next, why do we have yogurt for dessert? The only thing I eat is plain white bread!!! THATS IT! The only half decent dessert on the menu is the ice cream sandwiches and we almost never have anything to eat. At this point my friends toenails look better than any meal. Lastly, the WOW butter. What is this witch craft. It is worse than anything you have ever had. And don’t even get me started on their sausage or eggs. The juiciest thing that was there was the cockroach I found on my table.

by MLGFaZeScrUb696

Every time a sage meal enters my body I violently start to vomit blood. The horrendous mystery meat they feed us makes my very soul burn with the passion of the sun. The only refuge is to eat the plates and silverware. Several kids have had their stomachs pumped because a fried zucchini that they ate started to burn a hole in their stomach. The desert probably violates the Geneva convention in several ways. My personal experience has been traumatic and scarring. I have had several parts of my intestines removed and had internal bleeding. Thanks for reading my review. Also there’s not enough chicken patties.

by Help Por Favor!!!

Today, I went into lunch excited to have the “highest quality of cafeteria dining”. We were give the Sage special “miscellaneous with a side of etcetera”. I grabbed a plate, sat down, took a bite, and realized I needed to puke badly. I sprinted to the trash as fast as possible and felt a burning sensation in my stomach. I sprinted to the bathroom but didn’t make it. The mystery juice from the Sage burger burned through my stomach, intestines, and organs . My insides are trashed and I have two weeks to live. I am writing this from my hospital bed. Sage has my permission to burn for eternity. If only I was gay. I would have gotten a salad and the mystery juice would have never ended me. End My Suffering!

by Why Do I Suffer So?

There were times comrades where we would eat at lunch and be able to thrive and prosper throughout the day after lunch, not devoid of any energy. A simpler time one could say and yet life flowed smoothly. Then it happened. I remember it like it was yesterday, it was a cold dark stormy fall day. We trudged into the cafeteria ready for the escape that is lunch. But we saw something out of a horror movie. We’d heard tales of a pure evil named Sage that would come in and serve just chicken but we thought they were myths but what to our wondering eyes did we see but Sage Dining Services. My heart stopped I collapsed on the floor as did my classmates and we laid there until we were pried off the ground like a spatula on a grill. The deed was done, our happiness gone.

by Visqueen690

Our schools lunch has gone into a great famine. At the beginning of the school year the food was good. It slowly began degrading over the days. Now we have gone for about 93 days without any dessert. Everyday they say they will have peach cobbler, but they don’t only making my depression vaster. My stomach feels like a deep oblivion of nothingness. I saw the workers bringing military issued food rations into school off a Sysco truck. Pasta comes in biblical proportions, and it feels as we will never escape from the prison. They constantly run out of food. It is comparable to The Great Famine in Ireland. The worst part is the “WOW” butter. It isn’t even fit for pigs. You think that out of all of the foods Sage couldn’t mess up it would be peanut butter, but they did. When I drink the lemonade it feels as if my soul is being eroded away by the acidic lead paint that I can taste in it. I also got a glass that had a lipstick mark on it. No cap, I saw the employees soaking the breadsticks in butter. Not joking, it was nasty.

by Blastaton260

The day was new, and the lunch newer. We were excited to have what we were told was “the finest dining.” We were lied to. My friend and I waited in line for the entirety of lunch to get chicken sandwiches. We grabbed our food and hurried to eat it. We were half way through the sandwiches before my friend stopped me from eating more and proceeded to vomit on the cafeteria floor. I asked why he was vomiting and he told me to look in the sandwich. I looked at the monstrosity and I too started to vomit. We were escorted to the hospital and found out that I had salmonella, but luckily my friend didn’t. I was held out of class for 3 weeks and I will have to retake two of them if I want a chance of graduating. I hate Sage and I hate everyone that gave this more than 3 stars. My existence is pain, every time I eat food now I vomit from the memory of Sage. Sage’s existence is will be short and painful. For everyone at Sage, and all the people that eat their food. I hope Sage burns for eternity for the rest of their pitiful existence!

by Hdjjddbd

We started our year very hopeful. The food had been good the year before and we expected the Same for this year. On the first day I walked into the cafeteria and rushed to the line and received my food. I sat down and took the first bite. I barfed every where. As soon as I had finished looked up and saw that everyone else in the cafeteria was barfing too. Soon people started coughing blood and next thing I knew me and my friend were running for our lives. Everyone else had eaten a good amount of our food but us and now were all chasing us trying to eat us! The food seemed to have turned everyone to zombies!! I ran and ran until I could no more, I made it to the street and tried to catch a ride but no one stopped. I looked to my left and two rusty old bikes were sitting on the ground. I yelled to my friend to tell him that I sound means of transportation, but it was too late. My friend had been grabbed and taken by the hoard. I took the bike got home locked my self in my room and am righting this review.

by Party Pug

Okay, sage took over my school when I was in the fourth grade (I’m in 5th now👌🏻) and since then I’ve started packing a lunch on the first day of school I tried some food and I almost threw up it seems as if throughout the year the food continuously gets worse starting the year with ribs,wings, and chicken fingers and ending with fake sandwiches it seems as if we’re eating fake food idk how but it seems are school is for vegans if sage sees this please make our food better and don’t have pasta everyday please that would be good too 😡