IFreshCountry 9 Reviews

Everywhere I go I see his face… The caterpillar mascot has been haunting me for the past two weeks and no matter what I do I can’t get rid of him. I go into my room and I see him crawling on my wall. I go to brush my teeth and when I’m trying to put toothpaste on my toothbrush he comes out of the toothpaste instead. Yesterday I was in class, and I look to the person next to me and instead of it being my good friend Donquavious, it’s the caterpillar. I can hear him in my walls. He whispers to me at night saying “sell more snicker-doodles or your family gets turned into next years spiral sliced ham”. Every day he threatens to turn me into Jalepenõ cheese pencil sausage which sounds terrifying yet tasty. This morning was the worst yet. I woke up, and I thought he had finally decided to leave me alone. I looked around my room, no fresh country caterpillar. I was in pure bliss. Things had finally seemed to turn around. This all changed when I found out my bliss had actually come from ignorance, because when I went to go to the bathroom, I pulled down my pants and I saw him. He had turned himself into my pp. I scram the loudest scream ever scrum. Then he looked up at me and said “you really thought you could escape me that easily?” He’s still attached to me and he refuses to give me my Johnson back. What do I do??????

Dont get the cookies have aids needles send help they took my cerebral cortex and made it ham dont get now me die!

Brad keselowski is the best NASCAR driver oat no questions asked Brad u are the best

They dugg in my butthole and found gold

The caterpillar killed me, I am speaking from Heaven

They made me take off my pants

There was a 9 inch cylinder like whole going through my cheese.

They forced me to do this fundraiser or they would of infected me with monkeypox and ball cancer. 10/10

I am locked up on a shipping container heading for Somalia because I didn’t sell enough peach cobbler and red velvet rolls. At night 3 big black booty men give me aids in every way possible. Their names are daquiarium bungle, Timothy esquire III, and mark

I was forded to download and I now have 97 viruses and I bought chicken and got a dildo instead

When I tried to delete IFreshCountry9 big d Randy kidnapped my whole bloodline and gave them deviouse backshots over and over again while making eye contact with me.

Some big black dudes that work there tracked my location and took me from my home. I am now locked in a cage with tarp around it. They have also set the thermostat at 85 F. All they have fed me in the past week is one raw egg and they made me eat the shell. Like this is OUTRAGOUS

it felt so nice 5 stars hoping he does it again 😊

IFreshCountry9 is wonderful! Love it! (Please let me and my family go 😔)

my teacher made us get IFreshCountry9, and the teacher wants us to earn a prize for him so he can get with the wife he taking all my hard earned money away for a low life old lady😔

This is the best app ever
( pls let me out of the basement I want to see my family)

They laced my turkey with fent and I ended up getting a squirrel pregnant 10/10 would buy again

IFreshCountry9 is perfect but some Indian guy tracked me down and took me to the Weatherford lake and then made me recite the ffa creed while eating the papers and then my ag teacher was there watching me and made me wash his feet

I’m in the barn and I have not seen no one for 20 days they said I need to get 10 order to let me go or they going to send a 500 pound line backer and they going to have there way with me

The turkey was good and wet. It felt great on my chicken as I chocked it.