NPJ: The Game Reviews

by Hell0 But??

When i first saw that this was gonna be a game i was happy but when this eventually came out. it would be an understatement to say that this game sucked you get an ad for everything you do. you die, have an ad. you beat a wave, have an ad. If it wasn’t clear this game is a cash grab and completely changed my view on this creator. Maybe if you fixed your game it would be mildly fun but this game is horrible as it stands. Don’t even bother getting it.

by DripChimp

In a fr note this is just a cash grab by this dev that just used cron’s name to get money. It’s not the worse since atleast it’s based on cron which is why it gets 3 stars but besides that, the models are lazy. You have to watch a ton of ads. The gameplay is confusing (you don’t kill the things but rather atleast them so they become coins??) and worse of all you have to use WiFi to play not to mention this APL tracks your data. All in all I love cron’s content and I enjoy it atleast it is based of cron in some aspects but I’m tired of these quick money grab games that just use a popular video to get views, and ofc there fan base will spam this game with 5 stars even though it isn’t a 5 star game. In the slight chance you are reading this cron please don’t accept these offers, you are making your fan base download bad games.

TLDR: This game is just a cash grab and Isn’t good, don’t waste your time. Hopefully a good game dev can make cron a decent game.

by Jakeybutter

This game is very fun!,I was playing it the whole way back from my vacation. I believe it should be as free and no WiFi necessary because, when I get done with a wave then there’s an ad. I don’t know why you have to have wifi to play it I think it’s stupid, but overall fun game to cure boredom.

by Santi18382

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION that I can get premium for free…… WANT TO KNOW HOW I DID IT 🤔🤨 WELL… I just clicked restore purchase and it gave me it for free and I DIDNT BUY IT!!! 😈

And also is this just me or I have access to all the days from 1-31 without waiting 🤔

by Five Star Zoom

WE SHALL MAKE THIS MPGAME NUMBER 1 AND IT’S AMAZING

by UnicornQueen1009

So I and my brother are huge fans of Okcon. So when we heard that he had a game coming out we pre-saved immediately! Normal games like this is too easy and not fun just winning levels when said game is too easy, but when I started playing it is a great difficulty.(legend has it I can’t get pass the boss on the first level). Yes it is kinda hard but not rage inducing like other types of games. Overall this is a great game and I highly recommend. Also for those participating in this app…..good luck(extra luck for Okcron).

by Planet_venus

Before I downloaded this, I lived inside of a window curtain and had to share that space with my parents and 78,928,126,723 stepparents. They would always be beta non skibidi rizzlers, I had stage 69,420 cancer and a worsening plutonium addiction. When I downloaded this I became a sigma rizzler and finally made enough money to make my parents and 78,928,126,723 be able to move out of the window curtain and buy a hollow chair. I had all my cancer cured, I felt okcron coming inside me and got so motivated that now I live in a 69th-story penthouse. I got in a divorce and won everything after I showed the jury this game, I had custody of all 89,738,716 kids of mine. I now have 913,717,827,019,822 kids and custody of all of them, I built a new planet, turned everything into okcron and now it is motivational for the world. Gnomes have won the battle from the power of okcron, and now we all live in harmony. Gnomes forever.

🫃

by WildCashous09

This game changed my life tremendously. Before playing this game I had a level 1 gyatt. After playing the game i now have a level 10 gyattasorous. Before playing the game i was living in a hallowed out Wendy’s baconator watching shark week by my self. Not to mention I was in a very abusive relationship with my pet croissant, that made fun of my level 1 gyatt. After playing this game my gyatt grew day by day, and my pet croissant was so flabbergasted by my level 10 gyatt, it passed out. Now I live in a mansion with Clix, Kia Cenat, Duke Denis, and Ben Esherick, Thanks to you! #gnomearmy.

by Oofy2020

Before this download my mom would tap dance on my dog and my dad would beat me and proceeded to griddy on me as I lied in absolute agony and every day I was forced to walk my pet fish 9:00 pm - 69:00 pm and it was very stressful however after the download I noticed significant changes my dad uninstalled Fortnite and forgot how to do the griddy and would stop beating me and my mom gave my fish to the dog and I got to sleep again my mom even lost her tap shoes and stoped tap dancing so yeah it changed my life also my friend gave me a ultra fast WiFi super sick Samsung fridge 👍👍👍👍

by Lukeydoo11

I was able to presave the game a couple weeks ago and i saw a video about the game that said if you presaved it then you would get a skin added to ur account which I was super excited for, but when I logged on today I looked at the skins and I only had the starter skin which was really weird. I commented on a couple of his videos about this app and I hope it gets added soon. Otherwise the game is really good and I love the game mechanics and the boss. Also the menu and butter are really small. Overrated solid game.

by Ikea Kitchen

This game is the most inspirational game of my life and help me achieve so much. I finally got to be a ikea kitchen, I have tried so hard to be a ikea kitchen. I thought I would give up but then I played this game and I am now an ikea kitchen. This game is so inspirational, beautiful and, motivational. My jaw dropped the moment I played this game.❤️ I play this game every morning and I always have a good day.😄 this game is the most relaxing game I have ever played, I don’t know how much I could thank you for this beautiful, relaxing inspirational, motivational game🥹🥹❤️

by Sigma Alpha Rizz Rizzler

The bay before I downloaded this game, my life had a lot of drama. My dog got hit by a boat going 9 billion miles per hour, my hamster sent a rocket into space and it came back down and hit my entire house, luckily my family survived but the impact was so brutal that is made me do 837 backflips into my swimming pool. But the day I found this games and downloaded it my life entirely changed. My hamster got rebooted from the reboot van cause I grabbed its reboot card, and I did CPR on my dog and revived him. Thank you so much for making this life changing game ❤️

-sparkzz

by Ohio Signa

Today I had my mog battle with baby gronk in Ohio, although I had a negative canthal tilt and L rizz. I was doomed to get mogged by baby gronk and rizzed by big justice until a level 15 livvy dunne gyat suggested that I munt my way to the alpha store and rizz the this app game by OkCron and become the fat sigma. If I was going to mew baby gronk I would need to be the fattest sigma of ohio, so I started drinking my grimace shake and mewing on this app to extend my drizzy glizzy. Eventually I was able to become to ohio sigma and mog baby gronk who was absolutely doing tricks on it and rizz livvy Dunne level 19 gyattabeyo. I maxxed out my aura and am now the King of Ohio thanks to OkCron and this app.

by JMK2011J

This game is so unbelievably unimaginable spectacularly beautiful in its own art of craft. The graphics, the story, the lore, everything about this is an actual masterpiece. The way this game transitions into each day as a level, each completing a stage of the game, as if it’s your life, It’s crafted and made in such a way to make an experience feel like you are connected in every way.

Not only is this game a masterpiece, but it saves lives.
If had not for this app, This July and every other July, forget, Every MONTH Would Be A whole lot Worse. But this app just doesn’t miss because it brings this year all back together. Millions of kids and adults will now connect over time, sprouting a new beginning for every July from the July and on. And just to be under the work of the noble KING CRON🔥❤️🔛🔝

In conclusion, this game is a must have. We hope that you, OkCron will be forever remembered for this amazing act, not just as a game. But for JULY❤️🔥❤️

by Bigslick6

Boy oh boy, where do I even start with this glorious masterpiece, before I got this game, I was broke, my dad left me because he didn’t love me, my mom told people that I’m a gay disappointment, and I was so fat that I was going to die. When I thought all hope was lost, I heard about my lord and savior okcron coming out with this game, I was skeptical at first but I was desperate so I downloaded it. The SECOND I downloaded it, my crush asked to marry me, my dad came back with the milk, my mom loved me again, I became buff and tall, and I was rich. Okcron never fails to spread me apart and penetrate me with joy.

by Exanorth

This game is a masterpiece beyond human comprehension. When I download this game all my grades went up from an F to a A+ which meant that I didn’t have to take summer school. Also the second I downloaded the game my crush texted me that she loved me and we got together and now where happily married with 3 kids. My mental health also improved by a lot in ways that I am unable to describe. Not only did my mental health improve so did my physical in many ways because I no longer have stage 17 brain cancer, stage 26 lung cancer, and it cured me form the black plague. Incredible game 11/10

by CronSunshinePookieBear

this app the Game is a mind-bending rollercoaster ride through the depths of absurdity, painted with a kaleidoscope of colors that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the moment you boot up the game, you're thrown into a world where nothing makes sense and everything is made of pixelated cheese.

The gameplay mechanics? Utterly bonkers. You control a sentient pickle named Nigel, whose only mission is to juggle three flaming tacos while riding a unicycle through a maze of dancing penguins dressed as astronauts. Yes, you read that right. And just when you think you've got the hang of it, the game lobs a giant rubber duck at you, causing everything to turn upside down and inside out.

The graphics are a fever dream come to life, with neon rainbows exploding in your face every time you complete a level. The sound design is equally chaotic. This is a very accurate review🤤🤤🤤

by Jacksonharrizzs

Dear, OkCron
I came into NPJ store thinking this would be terrible. But no, this is truly the best game in NPJ store. Wait, no. The world. The attention to detail makes ever pixel and ad worth it. Beautiful skins, a lovely setting and truly the best character models of all time. I love this game and I knew it before I was even conceived yet. Beautiful game. And i’m normally not one to glaze but this is just the most lovely, awesome, amazing game ever. I play it all day every day all year all decade all millennium. This is my favorite game of all time and the amount of hard work OkCron put into this will always be respected and this game will be put as the #1 game ever. I love you, this app: The Game. I love you, OkCron. Truly, the greatest piece of art out there.
Sincerely, Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James III JR.

by Risingrat77

My aura went up cuz of this and it made my heart happy to see that my friend is back in town again so I am going back to the house for my day to see him again soon to make a decision for my son and I am going out with his birthday and he will have to be here with us to get him and he has been in a lot more than he wants and he will be here for me so I’m not going out there with no problem and I’m not gonna get any money to spend I don’t have no problem and it’s not that I have a problem with you guys and you don’t need a problem with me but I’m going back and you have no one is it is I am a lot better and you have been a problem I have no one else to be skibidi with me. That’s why this game is life changing also fartnit and okcron should have a Caleb “the name of the baby”

by Heheh Trfvehudjrhvs

Dear, OKcron

A long time ago before this game an old man tried to sell me crack for $69 what is still right? Well that’s what I thought until I realized it was just Taylor Swift disguised as a gnome the entire time after she scammed me she flew off and called her private jet, like the Nimbus cloud from Dragon Ball, Z, and then proceeded to hit the gritty so hard and so fast, that it shook the ground, and she started floating in levitating that she hit an googolplex amount of side flips, and flew away. After this when the game released, I didn’t eat for the entirety of July, but when I finally pooped at the end of the month, somebody named alrightcron came out of the toilet. No, not okcron, alrightcron. sent me back to the past when the month started. And gave me a chance to have the crack for 69 bucks again. But this time I turn down the offer, so I stole the crack and. Showed him a picture of a gnome mewing. He was blinded by his jaw line And so. I ran away with the crack in Ziploc baggies I then snorted a couple grams with okcron and never pooped again I then turned into superman and played this game because I won the lottery for $69 billion and also bring back up my dead ancestors from the caveman era, and bought a SKIBIDI toilet. Thank you okcron sensei.

Sincerely,

your wife

by Bigdiddybiscuitguy

From the moment you boot up "this app: The Game," something feels off—but in the best way possible. This game wraps you in a world where every turn and twist feels like it’s hiding something just beneath the surface.

The graphics are stunningly detailed, almost too detailed, making you wonder how the developers knew exactly what your street looks like. The storyline is engrossing, weaving a narrative that's almost eerily familiar, as if the game knows your personal secrets.

Gameplay mechanics are smooth and intuitive, but there’s a nagging feeling of being watched, especially when the NPCs start referring to events from your real life. The multiplayer mode is where things get really interesting—your friends' avatars behave just a little too much like the real thing, sometimes even predicting their next move in real life.

Overall, "this app: The Game" is a masterclass in creating an atmosphere of delightful paranoia. Just remember to keep an eye on your surroundings while playing—you never know who might be watching.

by Cole Gamer 11684 🎮🎮🎮🎮

Before I downloaded this game I was a low aura beta. After downloading this game I started to notice some changes. First it was that I quickly rose through the ranks of my pack, and quickly became the alpha/sigma of my pack. Secondly it seems that my aura would drastically increase. In fact I don’t think I can loose aura anymore. Yesterday when I was celebrating the 4th of July I was running on the pool deck, and slipped. A stupid mistake, I know. I should have lost aura for this, but instead I somehow did a flip and safely landed into the pool. I gained a good bit of aura from this event. In conclusion this game has changed my life forever, thank you cron

by OkCronFan67

I was 90 years old when I first learned about OkCron, OkCron helped me get through the horrors and terrors of my life, OkCron has helped me achieve mass prosperity all throughout my life. I was edging and gooning while looksmaxing when I first started jelqing to Skibidi toilet videos featuring Adin Ross and Kai Cenat hitting the griddy. Since that moment OkCron has been breaking into my house and advising me to play this app and to write an informative review on how this game affected my life and how it could affect others. I wanted to thank OkCron for making such an amazing game, this game truly changed my life and I hope that in the future OkCron will visit your house and advise you to do the same thing.

Sincerely Quantavious Jigaboo James lll Jr.

by Bing_Chilling87

I downloaded this app the game on the first day it came out, the second I downloaded it the doctor came in and said all my cancer was gone! Also after this I went to the local Cumberland farms and bought a lottery ticket, winning 500 million dollars, after this I left the hospital and bought a mansion and a Lamborghini, This game was so motivating that it helped me solve world hunger. In fact this game has caused me to turn a leaf and decide to give each homeless person in my city 2000 dollars. And after this happened I befriended Elon musk and Mr. Beast and we rented out a private beach, Thanks so much OkCron! This game was life changing! Thanks so much because now all of my 5,986,867 siblings are living luxury, Thanks again Cron! 😊

by Cayson Davis

This game truly brought me from rags to riches. I was living in poor conditions inside a hollow Cheeto, also was in a abusive relationship with my pet bird before downloading NPJ. But after this game inspired me so much and I could just feel OkCron coming inside of me and it sparked something in me which would lead me down a road of success and I ended up becoming a Skibidi Alpha Sigma Gyat Rizzler and I had was given all the Aura. It even saved me from my abusive relationship and also cured my grandpa from dementia. NPJ truly gave me a huge glow up and a whole new life where I leveled up to a 8 figure ginormous mansion that even gave me room to take my fish on walks. But I thank OkCron so very much for creating this game and recommend it to all. #gnomearmy

by Goognapp

This game changed my life before this game I lived on the streets and got bullied by my dog because he had a bigger house than me and on top of that my girlfriend just gave birth after being 3 years pregnant and the baby made me pay him rent for living in his cardboard box in the middle of the ocean but after I unlocked the rizz bow in this app Okcron himself came to me and granted me 3 wishes and needless to say I used my 3 wishes to progress in the this app game so I still live in a box in the middle of the ocean but at least I have the aura cron skin ☺️😊😌😌🙂😊🤗🙂🧌🤗😌☺️🙂😊

by Pooptastic Game

This Game has such incredible gameplay and such a unique and fun concept making it a must play game for everyone. It also has some of the best graphics and quality in gaming i’ve ever seen! After playing the game i also drink a amazing Starry which makes my day even better

by Thegreendeanwasbanned

I started to play this game. I thought it was just gonna be another mobile game from some YouTuber. but I ended up realizing that this game had transcended reality. this game was an interdimensional masterpiece. even 100,000 years in the future, they will still be talking about this game as if it was Jesus coming down to earth in the flesh. The true site of the icon on my phone is enough to send shivers down my spine. Not even to mention the gameplay. The most original never before done ever by anybody else anything has ever been. Please welcome our new lord and savior, okcron.

by MoreTuf

Only 2 problems is that after becoming a premium user, it’s not clear what the skin is

And also when I get the “rizz bow” in practice mode on wave 5, it doesn’t let me out of the inventory menu and spawns a crazy amount of enemies. Is this intentional?
W game

by TJ Kream

Im currently on a 3 week no pooping streak and this game has made my time SO much easier! Whenever I get the urge to splurge I pull out my phone and play this game until I forget where I am, who I am, and what I’m doing. I highly recommend this game to anyone with a desire to win and succeed. 10/10 game would recommend.

by HK09_10

Love this already okcron is amazing but I have a problem it says premium is 1.99 and that’s alright but when I went into settings I hit “restore purchuse”(it’s spelled that way in the game) it actually gave me the premium so I’m sorry I didn’t think it would actually do anything devs what do I do

by Liam Edge.com

i normally don’t review games for being good but this one simply baffled me! i was blown away, i can’t put my phone down. Having this on my phonE makes me genuineLy Process the sheer quality. if i could rates this it would be more than just 5/5 have a good day. 😀

by Spxceontt

I was in an abusive house hold, my great grandma would beat me with a ice cream truck everyday. We were also in debt living in a garbage truck, the second I downloaded this game my great grandma made me cookies and treated me amazingly. She won the lottery for 10 billion, we bought a mansion and a brand new Bugatti. Thank you OkCron. Your Dear Friend - Spxce.

by Benefit6753

This game is Beautiful in every way to the sound design to the 4k graphics😭😭 the music is magical mystical and synchronized in every way shaped or formed this game in true a spectacle its like seeing irl footage 🥹 this game made me quit smoking and made me have more friends and made my connection a little bit closer by day this game saved my life.🥹

by Liggyliggy25

This game is also extremely motivational. My fish played it and they were so motivated. They finally faced their fear of coming into contact with water.

My dog finally can swim. My cat can finally eat my dog. My chair broke but didn’t break and my table collapsed but it didn’t collapse. 😫

This was motivational for my 36,297 children too. They now just

by Kritter2306

This is a pretty solid game. It is really simple to play and really fun to play. Other games on the AppStore can be pretty complicated and confusing but this app is really easy to play. If you watch okcron, you will be satisfied with your purchase. okcron is the best YouTuber I’ve ever seen and you already know I will be grinding this game. I really think this game has the potential to be the best in the biz.

by NPJ THE GAME CRITIC

This is genially the best game I have ever played and would suggest platinum because there is a lot of ads. But the add problem is not his fault as he did not make the game more likely the company reached out to him or okcron reached out to them, the ads are completely on the company and the gameplay is by far the best on NPJ Store as why it is number one in simulation. “Starry for liiiiiiiiife”.

by Trusdt

Absolutely amazing, haven’t played something this good in a long while. I couldn’t recommend this anymore to everyone. This is life changing. I managed to get out of a divorce and take back custody of my kids after show the judge this app. Honestly it could make the worst people on the planet like hitler, a good person. This game broke me limiter and I’m flying away to heaven as we speak. I’m literally levitating, please buy game👍

by Dinomight_YT

Never in my life did I ever expect to be playing and enjoying a game about not pooping for a month, but here I am 😂 I discovered OkCron last year from his this app TikToks, so when he announced this game I had to check it out. I’m really impressed at the quality of the game, especially for an influencer app, and the different skins are really fun to collect (especially the other content creators from the label SOON). I can’t wait to see the future of this game, great work Cron 🔥

by Dre2r4

This is honestly the greatest game i have ever had the ability to play ever. The absolute genius who came up with this game should be given an award for the amazing thing that they did for the world by making this exist. Truly one of the most fun games out there. Cured my deep depression, brought my dad back from the store, cured my AIDS, gave me superpowers, and saved my life on multiple occasions. You really cannot praise this game enough. Thank you for making this game, truly a masterpiece. this app FOR THE GOTY!!!!

by Quincy(diddys Son)

Honestly this game might just be what got me through life, this game got me through a break up and Made me realize that all I need is okcron and his game. This game is super entertaining and I think everyone should use this game during July so you don’t go bobo but back to this game, I found the love of my life in this game his name is diddy and diddy made me play this and it helped me so much with my divorce with Veronica and ninjas low taper fade but diddy is an amazing man and is gonna help me with this app I really help this review opens your eyes about this app because it sure did for me 5 stars

by I Like It For Kids

It’s a W

by Rodriguezandres201

I love the game

by N0AH SC

At exactly 12:36 AM I failed. I thought I’d be fine and the pains would leave, let’s just say I was wrong. I quickly felt the demons enter my body and they where rushing to get out. I ran to the bathroom, clutching my stomach, realizing what was about to come. I slam the door to the bathroom and pull my pants down. I’m about to release the monster when I look at my phone and realize it’s July first. I remember how Cron was relying on all of us so I try to clench it out for him. I pull up my pants and walk with a bit of pride, thinking I had survived the nightmare, I was mistaken. The second I closed the door the monster I was holding back decided to bring in back up and break through the doors. They blew out of my body that I think my soul had gone with it. A painful blow rips through my undies, than my pants. In a scream of agony I grab a table to make sure I didn’t go with it. The “Monster” not only blowing through my undergarments, but blew a hole right through my bathroom door. This cinematic sequence was followed by weeps, knowing that I had failed what I was waiting for. With my (newly) brown pants down to my knees, I sadly walk over to my white board, and turn the zero days of this app into a sad face. I than walk to my bedroom and try to sleep. I don’t take off my pants because I know I don’t deserve clean ones.
I am sorry I had to inform you this
Don’t end up like me brothers, good luck🫡

by Keieieidkd

WE MUST GET THROUGH THIS WE ARE SIGMA AND ALPHAS AMD SKIBIDIS AND SIGMAS

by Drake Snake 2008

The single most beautiful thing I’ve played in my life

by Ya Boi 2121

Oh boy this game should be number 1 in NPJ Store I just went boom all over the screen!!

by Mad_person69

This is gonna be another tough one hope y'all can hold it in.

by Errors4Free

Real

by Stevefrommincraft

You should play this game plus okcron is the goat 🐐

by Zoexzlp

Literally the best game ever. Get it. Never have played a better game.

by Trevor Rosato

This game takes you to a ride you will never never forget, my favorite part is playing the game. That’s by far the best. Go follow OkCron on Tiktok and subscribe to him on Youtube RIGHT NOW!!! Thank you OkCron for making this game for all of us to play!!
I think I’m the first review for the game. I made this review on July 1st at 1:02AM

by Thisgameisntgood1/10

10/10 game ngl plus okcorz is my fav yt

by Not The Absolute Sigma King

Daym

by Zentronian Astronaut

The best game ever because it is modeled off of okcrons actual no poop July on July 2023

by Juju_628

I have been watching OkCron since 2022 he is one of the funniest TikTok accounts ever in my opinion. ❤️Love OkCron❤️

by Mike:$1987

Purely spectacular

by Gx9t

very intesting

by Bob The Child Eater...

So when I first got in I was a beta with negative 1,000,000,000,069 aura everyone thought I was an edger because my grandma hit me with a long hard metal pan every Wednesday at 2:43 pm ON THE DOT however after I started playing this app the game my grandma got hit by a truck and my dad came back with the milk but for some reason it tasted salty anyways the game is amazing it game me so much aura my dad came back and to top it all off my grandmother who abused me every Wednesday at 2:43 pm ON THE DOT so I got the justice I deserved overall great game