Capybara Rush Reviews

by Strawman Buttsnazle

It all started when I was stuck in my house after my family had left me. There was this crazy man chasing me! I managed to get away for a little while and hide inside of my mattress. I thought to myself “ Well this would be a great time to go on CapybaraRush Store and download a really fun game!”. As I hid in the mattress I was scrolling through all the games and couldn’t find any games that where good until I found this beautiful little game. I was so excited I almost screamed and then remembered that there’s a man hunting me down and is trying to stab me. The game finally downloaded and I was ready to start an epic gaming adventure but when I opened the game I forgot my sound was all the way up and the music started playing! Immediately the insane killer found me! He ripped open the mattress I was hiding in and I screamed and dropped my phone but when he saw that I had this beautiful game was open the murderous look he had in his eyes faded away and began to fill up with tears. He said that him and his wife used to play the game together before she left him. I felt really bad so I said that I can play it with him and he agreed and we played for hours. Now we are best friends and we joke around about him trying to kill me! We still play this game every night before we go to bed.

by TYVM Chuck

so i was at the time before i had this amazing app i was living in my mom basement managing 10 discord servers (i am a very well known discord mod among the kittens) and then i got a dm from one of my discord mod friends named quan he told me about CapybaraRush and that if you got the hight score you would win 25 million dollars. and then I ofcorse downloaded CapybaraRush and saw that the would be a meet up of all the high score players and you would need 10k+ of a high score i knew with hard work i could do it. i got to work trying to get the high score even ignoring my 2938 discord kittens and my mom who had brought done sandwiches because she knew how important this was to me. i son got 11,069 of a high score and got accepted to the meet. when i got there i saw…. quan and his 2 bothers dale and dingle i was scared but then i thought of the prize and how many nitro i could buy all my discord kittens. an hour later i was the 2 rd place on the leaderboard battling another popular discord mod and then…. i won!!! now years later i live in a mansion with all my discord kittens and all the nitro they want all thanks to this game.

by Joe Mama67883

So it was Labor Day and me my mom and my sister were going to the pool and pulling up at chipotle so we pulled up at the chipotle and went to Starbucks I wanted to eat my food but my mom wanted to eat at the pool and it felt like we would never pull up bc my food would be cold and it was cold. In our community, we have a pool and there were kids there, usually I don’t really talk to people that much bc I’m awkward but I pulled up in the pool anyways (After my burrito and guac ofc) and I didn’t know what to do so I pulled up to them and just started playing volleyball in the pool, but I don’t even know why but then this white kid pulled up and killed the vibe of them actually talking to me. So then we just went home and felt depressed bc felt like I actually made friends. 3 years later I’m 13 now no longer 10, and my sister says… Want to play capybara rush so I said ok I’ll pull it up. This game cures depression and as a doctor myself I recommend playing this game. Purely life changing.

by 😩😫🫡🫥🧋

One day I was abandoned on the continent of South America, I was frightened by the bugs and snakes. A week after my arrival a snake tried to bite me! Then a truly amazing hero came he protected me! He’d yell at the snake “I PULL UP!!!”,I gasped as the snake tried to bite him! Then he started sing “After party” which blasted the snake away!! I was shocked!!! Then he gave me a IPhone 15 pro and told me to play “capybara rush” I agreed. Then more capybaras came they saw how I was dressed, the bug bites up my legs and arms, and they saw the place were a bear slashed my back! They sang “After party” and all my wounds and bug bites were gone! I was also dressed in fine clothes! Then me and the capybaras teleported to England I found out I was the queen!!!!! I then fainted in surprise, they picked me up. and I met a fine prince who then asked me to marry him I gasped and cried out “YES!”. That is my story of how capybara rush changed my life if you download this game you may become royalty too and you life will change in the best way possible!!

by Puppypaws7327

I had just developed a obsession with capybaras so I searched up Capybara games and came cross the glorious exquisite beautiful game, I decided to start playing, as I opened CapybaraRush my eyes filled joyful tears! I screamed so loud the president could hear me. As I kept playing I couldn’t eyes off the beautifulness of this game then I found the MODS, I screamed louder then I did the first time and my neighbors were worried and came to check on me, when they saw me playing they decided to play. When they opened CapybaraRush they screamed louder then me on the second time. Then the police came and saw us playing together. The asked what happened and we showed the glorious exquisite beautiful game we were playing, the police was so shocked the he sang the capybara song louder then my neighbors scream. The whole Earth started dancing and made an Earthquake, when he stopped singing he downloaded the game and now we all play together everyday and night and mom kicked me out so now we play in the basement of Chucky E Cheese.

by Exeon 😎

I was randomly scrolling thru games as usual, until I see this beauty of a game. I never thought that THIS game is what I needed in my life. This game has cured my mental illnesses. This game has impacted my life. As someone who plays this life changing game every second, hour, day, all day non stop I can assure you this game will change your life. I no longer speak to my parents, as this game has taught me that the capybaras in it are MY family. It made me realize I did not need anyone else. I no longer needed my pets, as this game has taught me that it is my pets as well. The capybara characters are all I need in life. I am so proud to say that this game is the best of all time. This game has taught me true independence, and I no longer need the outside world. As I’m taking the time of writing this, I am taking time out of my capybara time, while that’s okay, I am in need of more capybara rush right now. So as I end this with only honesty, me to you, I recommend this game, and should be brought to others attention. Thank you.

by Darrcey

I love this game so much and I think it should be known world wide. Now that I have this game I can finally live my dream to run, drive, swim, and just recently, stack as a capybara! My only two complaints is the controversial “floppa” skin. If you are unaware Floppa is NOT a capybara, this genuinely devastated me. I can’t believe they would do this, UGH🫵😡.
Anyway my second complaint is the new “stack” mod it’s very delightful the only thing that concerns me is that the dynamic of being able to pick up capybaras and use them for you own gain, I don’t think that it’s very capybara of them; also I think it’s terrible to be able to get rid of them so easily. THOSE ARE YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU JUST KILLED THEM FOR YOUR OWN GAIN. And I think this game is very good at team building but it’s a tad sad 😔. Those are all my complaints ofc I love this game and thanks for creating such a masterpiece, I love being able to pull up to the after party knowing I pulled up with my capybara friends! Ok that’s all, thanks for reading this can’t wait to see what more you do with the game.

by Fireisnono

Now let me start this off by saying I don’t normally write reviews. But this game was so incredibly life-changing, as other reviews put it, that I just had to write one. I simply cannot imagine how i lived my life before playing this game. I think capybara rush is one of the greatest masterpieces of our time and I’m truly grateful to have been alive to experience this. Some would say this is quite the “radical opinion”— but so be it. I love capybaras. I think if I met a capybara in real life now, I would shed tears of joy, as my appreciation for them has increased exponentially after simply thinking about downloading CapybaraRush. This game is, probably, the most beautiful and intricate piece of modern art you will be able to see in your lifetime. So if you were considering pulling up, first think about if you are actually mentally and physically prepared to have your life change drastically. I cannot express how deeply this game has touched my heart. It is something you truly should experience for yourself, 10/10, 5 stars everytime.

by Nontoxicfun

This game saved my life! I was walking home from school one day (I live in the mountains) minding my own business when the school bully came out from behind some bushes. He started calling me names, told me how awful I was, and was just generally being rude to me. But what he didn’t know is that I don’t care. About anything. He was floored! He said, “I’ve never seen someone care so little about anything!” He then offered to walk me the rest of the way home, and since I didn’t care, we started on our way. As we were walking and talking, a bear came out for nowhere and tried to sell us tiny plastic duckies! Since these little duckies are illegal where we are, we said no. The bear became angry with us and pushed us! The bully only slid to the edge of the mountain, but I slid the whole way off and managed to grab hold of a tree branch. Because I didn’t care, I pulled out my phone and started playing Capybara Rush. The gravity of the situation began mixing with my force of uncaring and I began levitating! I floated safely back on level ground. This game really is a life saver, but I don’t care.

by Jay🤩🤩

This game is absolutely exquisite(extremely beautiful and, typically, delicate.
"exquisite, jewellike portraits" or a man who is affectedly concerned with his clothes and appearance; a dandy.) This game is truly life changing. I was scrolling through the AppStore, as usual. And came across this game. And boy, did it absolutely paralyze me. I was frozen in joy, and I couldn’t comprehend the feeling I felt when I saw this game. I was drawn to it. I installed it instantly and I started floating into the air, with my phone right in front of me. I gasped(😱), shaking in the moment as I grabbed my phone. I played capybara run. My ears ringing with the song “After party” playing in the background. I quivered with absolute joy. I fell back on my bed with a capybara on the side of me. Until, four from bfdi grabbed the capybara and dismembled it. I grabbed four by their neck and stomped on their toes and flew into space playing capybara run. One million dollars went into my bank account and I heard the capybara whisper something into my ear. He said, “ok I pull up” and disappeared. I woke up in a mansion with a capybara as a pet. My capybara started doing the “Gangnam style” and I lived happily ever after.

by Nine Year Old Team

I was sitting down in my bed, when all of a sudden *BZZ BZZZ*. My phone buzzed so I went to check it out, turns out my pet gold fish died while on the walk to my house from the spa. I had never been so sad and miserable in my life. I felt like nothing could ever make my life any better. Then, my friend told me about this so called “Capybara Rush”. He sounded frantic so I decided to give it a try. When I saw my found gloriously glow in front of me with the most beautiful, impeccable, fabulous, capybara I have ever seen, I knew it was “the one”. I am writing this review as I’m playing the game with my other hand, this is the most well crafted game I have I played of even heard of. “No game shall ever wrath the true all mighty power of the CAPYBARA RUSH!” I screamed, soon later I got a noise complaint from my neighbors saying I was getting too excited over capybara gameplay. I have been playing this game for the past 7 and a half hours. 11/10, would pull up.

by Morgans194

One day when I was riding my scooter down by the lake, I stopped by a big massive large tree. It’s because I saw a goose and was flabbergasted! We don’t get those in Antarctica!!! When I wanted to pick up the scooter it swung with a power so mighty only the strongest of men could take it. I heard a resounding KRACK! It smacked my ankle bone with so much force that the I was launched into the air and flown into the depths of the lake. As I descended downward bubbling and gurgling in pain, for my ankle had been cut in half, I heard a song. The sound was muffled from the water, but when I reached the bottom and accepted my fate I spotted a cellular device! Huzzah!! I’ve never seen one before. When I looked at the screen in my final moments of life I saw a capybara. I felt a sudden rush of hope and energy. Oxygen flowed through my lungs and I felt little paws pushing me back up to the surface. Once I reached the surface I was transported to the shore of the lake. Capybaras surrounded me and gave me warmth as they sang “ok I pull up” My ankle was also healed by them! They gave me a cellphone and made me play capybara rush!! I thanked them for this opportunity to meet them because capybara is life. Capybara is so sweet and kind. They saved my life so download this game!

by Payson639

One day I was in the deep jungles of South America running away from Ed Sheeran because he was trying to make me emo but while I was running I cam across a furry and it asked me where I was going I told the furry that I was in a hurry because Ed Sheeran is trying to make me emo the furry said I can help you the furry was them telling me about a magic curry that will make you never turn emo I asked the furry where to get this curry and he said it’s here in these jungles so me and the furry set off on are journey me and the furry were stumped when we came across a big cliff that we would have to jump over but the furry said he is crippled and can’t continue with my journey so we said are goodbyes and i leaped as far as I could go but I didn’t make it I tripped on the way and I broke my legs but just as I was about to lose hope I saw some creature at first I did not recognize the creature but I then I new what it was it was a capybara the capybara brought me home to it’s group and they raised me and they got me a phone so I could call them when I wasn’t there and the first thing I did was go to CapybaraRush Store to find a game then I found this game and now I understand the way of the capybara I am a new person.

by Mastikilla

This game is very life changing. I was at the time living in Africa and being chased by hungry wild Indians. They were running really fast trying to catch me and cook me. They kept screaming “ OKAY I PULL UP “ and I was getting really scared. I found somewhere to hide in. It was a little hole in the ground. Then I heard something whisper in my ear “ After Party “ I gasped and turned around and there sat a beautiful Capybara named Nevina. I couldn't speak nor run. I was frozen by the sight of this Capybara. It kept singing “ After Party “ and I was delighted by the sound of this song. BUT THEN the Indians found me and dragged me. The Capybara named Nevina slapped me put of the Indians hand and put me on their back. I couldn't speak and I was smiling the whole time. They never stopped singing “ After Party “ and I started singing along with them. The Capybara all the sudden teleported with me to the castle in United Kingdom and I figured out they were the new British Queen. I was so surprised that I fell. They picked me up and stopped singing “ After Party “ for the first time ever. They said “ MARRY ME “ and I said “ YES “ so we got married and they told me to download this wonderful game. I love this and it changed my life completely. THIS IS THE BEST AND I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH 🤩🤩🤩🤩

by JustMythical25

Before this game, I was homeless, poor, starving and constantly hiding from the police because I constantly broke into houses to sleep somewhere comfortable, instead of sleeping on concrete. I had to break into schools to eat lunch, and sometimes I would hide under peoples beds just to get their clothes because mine were so dirty. But one day, I finally got caught by the police, and I was sent to prison, but they let me have my phone. I was just scrolling through the apps and I found this game. Instantly, the prison alarms sounded. There were prisoners rioting and I didn’t join because I wanted to play this game. After a year straight of playing this game, I was let free. After I was let out, every woman in town was attracted to me. Every cat and dog loved me. Even people’s babies adored me. I got a wife, three children, and a stable job at an Among Us stuffed animal factory. Thank you so much for this game.

by Lolmacksir

Before downloading CapybaraRush, I lived in my schools janitors closet where I would commonly eat soap and mops while drinking whatever detergent I could find (Tide had the best flavor). With this, the janitor would often visit me just to berate and antagonize me for living in his small, cramped closet that we had to share. One day, I woke up to check the time on my empty socials on my PearPhone GX when I see CapybaraRush automatically downloaded on my phone. As soon as I open CapybaraRush , my phone upgrades to the PearPhone XT, I get thousands of add requests on Snapchat and over a million follow requests on my Instagram. I now own the janitor and commanded him to move out so I could own the closet all to myself. He now sits on the streets without a kidney and half his liver as I asked him to sell them for my own well being, and life has never been greater. I hope one day he finds CapybaraRush on his iPhone 3 one day. I have truly been blessed

by How My Life Was Changed

It all started when I was laying in a dumpster. I had seven cats living with me at the time, it was a scary life. We were always in search of every necessity there is. One day some boys had set fire to my dumpster and were laughing hysterically. I immediately scooped all of my cats up and started running. Some guy In a black suit pulled up in a black car and told me to get in. I didn’t hesitate. They were the creators of the game. They said they wanted to give me a new life and a new start. I hesitated to accept their offer when one of them spoke “we’ve been watching you. Worrying. Finally we decided to do something.” I gasped when someone walked into the room with a brand new phone and handed it to me. I instantly downloaded the game. As soon as I started playing I became rich. All of them loved me. My cats had the highest quality food, and I had the best clothes. That’s how I became CEO. I totally recommend this game.

by ╭∩╮(ಠتಠ)╭∩╮

I was born a poor Victorian child, and then I met professor Von evil. He had a Time Machine that I used to transport myself here, and when he found out he came over as well. For a wjhole year he chased me around the country. On one of my infrequent breaks I get from him, i found a brand new iPhone, still in the box. I set it up and immediately started scrolling through CapybaraRush Store and found this beautiful little game. When I watched the video advertising it, I was ASTOUNDED. The art rivaled that of the Van Goh and Pablo Picasso that have graced my eyes. The music was better than that of Bach. I couldn’t believe it. Such a game should have not graced my eyes! I was so excited I screamed. And Van Evil found me, but when he saw the little game, he felt sympathy, he said a small child like me should be able to stay and play this game. He left through the portal and 20 years later, I have 100 pet capybaras and 1 billion dollars from playing this game online. And I’m still an eligible bachelor!

by ToxicVenom5461

Before I downloaded this game I was living in the school dump, my parents left me because I was a “disappointment “ but not anymore! I downloaded this game and I now am rich with a wife and two kids but I am still in school! Before this I was the lame kid who had no parents but now I am the coolest kid in school! Everyone wanted to say hey but I am way cooler than them. I had stage 4 lung cancer and now I’m cancer free, I can now ok I pull up whenever I want, and everyone loves me. My principal asked me to his office and my parents were picking me up in the lambo/Bugatti/ rolls Royce mix car. They were taking me to there 8 story mansion with room service, a maid and breakfast all day! This game changed my life and now I’m happily married, and have all the things I wanted, because of this I am the first person to be on mars in 2025, and now I will ok I pull up on mars, and on every planet, just because of this capybara game. This is my story of the capybara rush game. ok I pull up.

by Cool Guy 😎😎😎😎😎

Hi, i (14M) am a cigarette tester. I smoke 50 cigarettes a day for a living, and i got stage 4 lung cancer. It was a tough battle, and honestly, we were about to give up. So, since i had no living relatives or any girlfriend or anything like that, i just went on the appstore and saw “capybara rush.” Now, i have always been a fan of capybaras, so much so that when the makeawish team came by, i asked to hang out with 3,780,243 capybaras, the shear volume and weight caused a tidal wave in the hospital, causing a total of 20 deaths and 37 injuries. But it was ok because i got to hang out with some capybaras. So i downloaded this “capybara rush” and started playing, and instantly everything became better. I coughed up the tumor and then a capybara came up and ate it. Then something strange started happening. My hands and feet started getting webbed, and fur grew against my body. I became shorter, and much more chill. Until eventually i was a capybara.

11/10 would recommend

by Jaiden Melendez

About a week ago, my dog Dingler was hit by a plane. We held his funeral behind the 7/11 that I worked at with my wife. A few days after that, my wife was hit by the same plane. I was devastated so I went on tik tok and when I swiped I saw a silly little creature called a capybara. I became confused as I have never seen these before. I did some research on what they are then stumbled across a game called capybara rush. I downloaded it to see if it could make my pain go away. I beat the first level then the song that played on me and wife’s wedding started to play. It made miss her even more. I went to bed that night still thinking of her and that song. The next morning I went back to my job and when l was taking out the trash I saw that the ground where I buried my dog and my wife was dug up. I went to go investigate and saw that my dog was alive again. This game is pretty cool!

by Capybara Lover 15

This game was life changing. I was charged with murder even thought I was innocent and was sentenced to the death penalty and sent to a Russian prison. I was on death row for 10 years and this is all they allowed us to play. After ten years had past Dr. Shrekybara got the court to find the real killer and I was free. When I was in jail my wife has left me and my children had moved to Norway. I was left with nothing and was forced to
Live on the streets. The only thing I played was capybara rush. I heard about the capybara rush competition with a grand prize of 10
Millions dollars and signed up immediately. In the first round I barely beat my opponent but moved on to the 2nd round. In the 2nd round the game went into overtime and I scored last second to win. I then went on to win the tournament and the money that came with it. My wife and kids came back and I even go to meet mr capybara himself. I now live with my wife and children in Canada.

by Poor Homeless Boy

I was a homeless boy in the streets only a week ago, stomach growling and covered in grime. As I walked by a restaurant window, I couldn't help but notice a little girl, who was playing this very game. When I walked inside to beg for food, i walked up to the little girl, enticed by the game that she played. I asked if i could try, but the parents looked warily at me. The girl gave me her large iPad, despite her parents gasps and i began to play like i never have before. The parents, the girl, the whole restaurant stood up and in enchantment, and maybe even fear, started cheering me on. I collected capybara after capybara, sweat dripping down as I pass the girl's high score. Everyone clapped, and I have never felt happier. The family adopted me shortly after, and we moved to a farm in which I put my capybara herding skills to good use. So thank you, Capybara Rush. Thank you, for changing my life. He not only pulled up, but He also pulled me up.