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by Nine Year Old Team

I was sitting down in my bed, when all of a sudden *BZZ BZZZ*. My phone buzzed so I went to check it out, turns out my pet gold fish died while on the walk to my house from the spa. I had never been so sad and miserable in my life. I felt like nothing could ever make my life any better. Then, my friend told me about this so called “Capybara Rush”. He sounded frantic so I decided to give it a try. When I saw my found gloriously glow in front of me with the most beautiful, impeccable, fabulous, capybara I have ever seen, I knew it was “the one”. I am writing this review as I’m playing the game with my other hand, this is the most well crafted game I have I played of even heard of. “No game shall ever wrath the true all mighty power of the CAPYBARA RUSH!” I screamed, soon later I got a noise complaint from my neighbors saying I was getting too excited over capybara gameplay. I have been playing this game for the past 7 and a half hours. 11/10, would pull up.

by 😩😫🫡🫥🧋

One day I was abandoned on the continent of South America, I was frightened by the bugs and snakes. A week after my arrival a snake tried to bite me! Then a truly amazing hero came he protected me! He’d yell at the snake “I PULL UP!!!”,I gasped as the snake tried to bite him! Then he started sing “After party” which blasted the snake away!! I was shocked!!! Then he gave me a IPhone 15 pro and told me to play “capybara rush” I agreed. Then more capybaras came they saw how I was dressed, the bug bites up my legs and arms, and they saw the place were a bear slashed my back! They sang “After party” and all my wounds and bug bites were gone! I was also dressed in fine clothes! Then me and the capybaras teleported to England I found out I was the queen!!!!! I then fainted in surprise, they picked me up. and I met a fine prince who then asked me to marry him I gasped and cried out “YES!”. That is my story of how capybara rush changed my life if you download this game you may become royalty too and you life will change in the best way possible!!

by Nontoxicfun

This game saved my life! I was walking home from school one day (I live in the mountains) minding my own business when the school bully came out from behind some bushes. He started calling me names, told me how awful I was, and was just generally being rude to me. But what he didn’t know is that I don’t care. About anything. He was floored! He said, “I’ve never seen someone care so little about anything!” He then offered to walk me the rest of the way home, and since I didn’t care, we started on our way. As we were walking and talking, a bear came out for nowhere and tried to sell us tiny plastic duckies! Since these little duckies are illegal where we are, we said no. The bear became angry with us and pushed us! The bully only slid to the edge of the mountain, but I slid the whole way off and managed to grab hold of a tree branch. Because I didn’t care, I pulled out my phone and started playing Capybara Rush. The gravity of the situation began mixing with my force of uncaring and I began levitating! I floated safely back on level ground. This game really is a life saver, but I don’t care.