This is a joke, right? Just google Barnum Statements:
1) You have a great need for others to like and admire you.
2) You have a tendency to be critical of yourself.
3) You have a great deal of unused capacity which you have
not turned to your advantage.
4) While you have some personality weaknesses, you are
generally able to compensate for them.
5) Your sexual adjustment has presented problems for you.
6) Disciplined and self-controlled outside, you tend to be
worrisome and insecure inside.
7) At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have
made the right decision or done the right thing.
8) You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and
become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and
limitations.
9) You pride yourself as an independent thinker and do not
accept others' statements without satisfactory proof.
10) You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing
yourself to others.
11) At times you are extroverted, affable, sociable, while at
other times you are introverted, wary, reserved.
12) Some of your aspirations tend to be pretty unrealistic.
13) Security is one of your major goals in life.