Cronberry Rush Reviews

For the past 28 years, I’ve been married to my beloved wife. However, we had recently begun to become bored with one another. It got to the point where we would try dating other people through anime discord chatrooms. We realized that our marriage was too simple, and that we needed a challenge in our marriage to spice things up. That’s when I found out about Cronberry Rush. I immediately began to be humbled when I tried out this game, as the hit boxes of the 🥶 obstacles took up the entire pathway. Just when my wife was about to hand over the divorce papers, she saw me struggling in this gut-wrenching, cinematic experience. That’s when my wife took my phone and began to beat level by level, destroying my accomplishments. I began to spend hours upon hours trying to catch up to her skill. This spark reconnected our relationship and gave us something to fight over. The next day, I went out and bought a 50 gallon tank of Sprite Cronberry, and I found my true love again.

Thank You For Saving My Marriage 🙏 ,

Cornelius James

This game has changed my whole life. Every time I play it I get very thirsty for sprite cranberry. This game is so addicting and I want everyone to experience this game. “ ITS THE THIRST THIRSTIEST TIME OF THE YEAAAAAAAR!!!! WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY!!!!!!” Sorry I sneezed.☺️ share this game with your mom, your dad (if you have one), your brother, sister, cousins, uncles, aunts, second cousins, grandmas, grandpas, great grandmas, great grandpas. AND YOU HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH SANTA AND ALL HIS LITTLE HELPERS! This game influenced my whole life and if I never played it I would be a depressed guy on the streets living with my pet rat living in the McDonald’s bathroom. Now since I’ve played this game I got a job and I’m working at space x and I live in a multi million dollar mansion. I got a wife name wendy (Wendy’s nuts in ur mouth) I have 75 kids and life is good. I drive a d’avant car and have a lifetime supply of sprite cranberry. 😍😍😚😚😚😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😌😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I just recently finished debating whether MultiverseVershs or CyberMonk 2054 should win the GOTY award at the Grammys. It was a bright sunday afternoon when i stumbled across this game. I thought “What a blasphemous joke! Who in their right minds would lay their scallywags on this game!?” But then I installed it and my life changed. I recently got divorced and my children taken away. All those problems came back when I got this game. I bathed in these thoughts every morning last year and when I stopped thinking about it, I got the blues. When I first laid my fingers on this game I could think about all those problems again and I never wanted to stop. It has been 84 days since I last made contact with the world because I have been occupied playing this game. It completely changed my debate whether Call Of Duty: The last Frontier or Spiderman Aunt May should win. I absolutely understand now that this game should win the game of the decade award and it is undebatble.

This game saved my life.

For the last couple of years i have been going through extensive trauma from a previous injury i have had from playing ping pong. The injury was to the point where i could not bear it anymore. I went to the doctor the next day and they discovered that my arms were slowly crippling and i had only five months to live. I decided to spend that time with my family. I was watching my favorite show called Thomas the Tank Engine and my mommy had come downstairs to show me something. By the way I am 39 years old and a professional ping pong player. The thing my mommy wanted to show me was this mesmerizing game called cronberry rush. This game- it saved me internally by the time she showed me this i was 4 months into my 5 month expected life span and my arms were already crippled. I was experiencing symptoms of struggle everyday. My mommy handed the game to me and i started playing it with my feet. This game, the 🥶 emojis i had to avoid- the lebron johames i ran had to run away from- just then,
- my arms, they worked. I picked the game up with my hands as mommy stared in awe. She had lost all hope and just wanted to spend time with me. I lost the level though. anyways thanks for saving my life. bye

Lebron Mcdaddyspritefan62

I have been both an avid sprite cranberry consumer and okcron viewer so when I heard both worlds would be combined into one funtastic™️game, I almost lost my marbles. As I played the game, I realized not only is it a fun way to kill some time, but it is also a metaphor for life. We are all just like Evan Cronin, rolling out of control on things we love (family, friends, etc…) to get away from people who want to take said things from us. If we want to hang on to the things we love, we must dodge obstacles to get to the eventual finish line, where then and only then we can celebrate. I end my review with one query; want a sprite cranberry? I hope the answer is clear, dear reader.

I woke up on November 26th, 2022. And i thought to myself, oh golly, another day to just sit around and do nothing. But then out of nowhere, Mr. Cron jumped through my window with a can of sprite cranberry and an iphone. He tossed me both and as I cracked open the crisp can of cranberry and took my first sip, I was enlightened. The Christmas spirit was flowing through me. I thought it couldn’t get better, but I was wrong. I looked down at the phone and i saw something that made my eyes light up, a game by the name of cronberry rush. As I played my first game I became a new man, a man or sprite cranberry, and all I can save is thank you to Mr. Cron for him saving my life.

The moment I played my whole perspective of life changed dramatically. The sounds coming out of this game shook me to my core. Facing level one was the most intense experience of my whole life! Daddy Lebron snatched me in mid air and shook me by the collar bone. This new game experience open my eyes to something greater then anything before! It took me a solid 5 try’s to beat this level and when I did I screamed with joy. The pure excitement i felt was in measurable. See Ok Cron roll on the sprite Cranberry has inspired me in so many ways that not even words can explain. I love you Ok Cron. Thank you for creating such a masterpiece❤️

The first time you were able and I didn’t have a chance I just had to get it done I don’t think it would hurt me but it would hurt you to get the shot I think it’s a little more than a sore arm and a sore arm I don’t think it will be that big but it would hurt a lot if I was there I don’t think I could do that but it will help you get it over to the right place I don’t know how long you think you would have it done and if it was a bad thing I don’t think you could do that but you know what this game cured my depression

I was a homeless man with no job no house and no love life and i had depression just as about i was asking people for money someone gave me a phone then i installed CronberryRush then when i saw lbj say wanna “sprite cranberry” this changed my life it cured my depression it became addicting then people saw that i have CronberryRush then they gave me more money so i could buy a house then someone gave me 1 billion dollars then i bought a company called sprite and now i am rich and have a wife thank you so much lbj

This is the best game ever!! a few hours ago I was playing this game in the hospital right by my dying grandpa on life-support. But I finally beat a level I was stuck on and I was so excited that I accidentally bumped his life support plug I accidentally pulled it, but then I know I had to charge my phone anyway. So now my phone is fully charged. Thank you for everything you change my life. I’m probably gonna play this game at my grandpa’s funeral too Maybe the luck will come back.

A mobile game, or smartphone game, is a video game that is typically played on a mobile phone. The term also refers to all games that are played on any portable device, including from mobile phone (feature phone or smartphone), tablet, PDA to handheld game console, portable media player or graphing calculator, with and without network availability. But this specific game I love very much, it mixes my 5 favorite things Okcron, LeBron James, Cranberry sprite, fun video games and aaron paul from breaking bad!

I absolutely love this game!!! I play it for 10 hours a day! Sprite Cranberry is my favorite drink in the whole world, I stopped drinking water so I would be even more thirsty for some sprite cranberry! I hope they don’t stop making it until next Christmas but if they do I have my entire house filled with sprite cranberry.

It’s the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year, ay ay ay ay ay, I had just one query? Wanna Sprite Cranberry, The answer is cleeeeaaaaar oh it’s the thirst thirstiest tiiiiiime of the yeeeeeaaaaar.

This game is a masterpiece at the least. The graphics are uncomparable to any game I’ve ever played in my life. The gameplay… mhmm, amazing. I have played this game for 17 and a half hour non stop. I can’t stop playing it. I have unlocked all the skins and can’t wait for an update:). This game has brought me great joy and I am so glad people can enjoy this game and may you guys have a wonderful sprite season.

It’s saved my life. One day I was walking home from school and a man appeared out of no where and I got kidnapped then he brought me to the top of the twin towers and told me to jump, I refused and then he pushed me off then I was falling from a huge building. Then a man made of sparkles appeared named okcron and told me about this game and that it’s free in CronberryRush Store so I got it and then I landed softly on the ground and had unlimited sprite Cronberry and my life was saved.

First off, this is not just a meme, it is an amazing creation. Not only did it keep the economy from crashing, but its stopped world hunger. An absolute astounding game. If you thought your year sucked, this will fix it! Cronberry rush is a 10/10. The state of the art movement and creative picturing, is astonishing! I love this game and cant wait for the next time im on the toilet to play! Ohio will never be the same.

I was very exited for this game but then it came out and I was disappointed. Good concept but a couple bugs like you will sometime die before you even start. Other times the sprites will be inside obstacles so you can’t get them. And the biggest problem is that the movement is not sensitive enough or the platform is too big and so you can’t move across the entire screen on a phone with out picking up your finger and that’s hard to do without dying.

I as I saw the title downloaded this video game hoping to be satisfied with joy. As I loaded the video game something immediately caught my attention. This video game is quite too good to be for free, the graphics, the story, the experience all went to an all time high with this particular video game. I hope that this is helpful if you are looking for a good video game. -Mark Hanford

After installing this game my wife came back with the kids, my boss gave me a promotion, and I started to have insane amounts of muscle. I now have over 10 million dollars and I am living amazingly the only thing I will do with my life though is play this game. Install this game and it will change your life forever

It was a very normal day in ohio. You know the usual plotting to take over the world when a bright light in the sky appeared. The man called himself Okron, and he blessed everyone with a very zesty and sweet sprite cranberry. Then he said to download Cronberry rush and he would help ohio take over the world. We all did as he said and Lord Okron blessed us with Cronberry powers and we over threw the world. Down in ohio, swag ohio

Thanks, Demarcus cousins lll

When I was sick in the hospital with stage 3 lung cancer I was just waiting to die but then a young man came to to me who called himself okron he told me about the temple of cranberry and he said it would cure my disease so we went and they put in a state and fed me sprite cranberry and made me play cranberry rush after I was there I got a mri and my cancer had seemingly disappeared from my lungs

Before this game came out, my sister had been in a car crash. She wasn’t expected to live until the game came out, and she asked to play it. When she did it was magical, everything about her was fixed in seconds. Thank you so much okcron for saving my sisters life

After suffering from no girls disease I realized that this game can cure me. I played for about 2 hours straight and the girls couldn’t resist my Trump skin. I gained so much popularity that I’m a changed man. I got married to an anime girl and ended up getting divorced after my phone was stolen. She ended up leaving me for my 3 year old brother and life hasn’t been the same. So I got a new phone but could never reach the level I was before, but the Sprite Cranberry Cult saved me from certain failure. I know habe 73 wives and 436 children with no money. Thank you so much for this opportunity 🙏

I was previously called average many times by my 3 year old gf, but after playing cronberry rush, she was dumbfounded at the size, i too will agree since it wouldn’t even fit. That was the longest my nipples have ever been. They got so long that I couldn’t fit through the door. So play cronberry now or Lebron will make you thirsty

Hello,
I little while ago, I was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. I was not expected to survive. The doctor told me I had only a few months to live, if I had regular akenotherapy, only for prolonging my lifespan. I decided to go through with it. One day, while waiting for my therapy, out of boredom, I was searching CronberryRush Store for something to pass the time, and I stumbled upon this game. I downloaded it and started playing, and immediately I was captivated by the beautiful colors, the fun of rolling around on a huge Cranberry Sprite can, and the exciting danger of LeBron James chasing me. I was having so much fun, and before I knew it, I was on level 30. After my therapy, I was just playing Cronberry Rush all the time. The doctors were shocked to see a surprising recovery. I was feeling happier and better. Soon, the doctors said that I would pull through. Thank you for this game. It saved my life and cured me of cancer.

I was in the lowest moments.. scrolling through the Apple Store, just, trying to find something to do. My wife divorced me, my kids left, my dog threw up on me, I am morbidly obese, I just didn’t know what to do with my life, then, I found this game. I started to play, just thinking it was an ordinary game from the start, then after 5 hours, I look down and the throw up was gone, I was super buff, my wife and kids were back, and OkCron was standing right in-front of me. He gave me a wink and threw sprite cranberry right at me. He said to me, “Chug it my dear friend, and spread the word of sprite cranberry.” And that is what I will do!

I remember the day like it was yesterday that I pre ordered Cronberry Rush. I was at a friends house and I saw one of xeon’s tiktok’s about his new game. I love Cron so I preordered and waited for the release. when i played this game it was like crack to my fingers and eyes. It was so addictive and I loved the game. The UI is great, the concept is great, and over one of the best mobil games released, surpassing the likes of Angry Birds, Subway Surfer, and even Doodle Jump.

When I first looked at this game in the AppStore, I was immediately overwhelmed by its beauty. I quickly tapped the download button, hope high. When the game finally downloaded, I was blown away! I couldn’t have imagined it being this good, even with the high hopes that I had previously held. This game has everything ranging from Lebron James to skeletons. The graphics fit the play style of the game perfectly. This game has all the excitement of Christmas whilst also being very entertaining. I would 100 percent recommend this game to everyone I know. This game will live on in my family, as I will share it with my kids and grandkids. I hope this game continues to grow and become bigger until it eventually becomes the biggest game in the world. This game will take over everything. You will only drink sprite cranberry in the near future. Everything in your life down to the tiniest details will be overtaken by this game. You won’t go another day without hearing this game mentioned thousands of times. Humanity will try to escape this by moving to mars, but in the end, it won’t work. Cranberry will follow them. It will haunt them for the rest of their lives. No one. Can escape. Sprite cranberry.
5 stars!!!

This is absolutely life changing. No ads. No false advertising. Not boring. Absolutely a 10/10 MASTERPIECE. When i have a sip of that cranberry, my life flashes before my eyes. My nipples get hard from that cold angle like soda. I see LeBron come in my room and make all my problems disappear. Absolute W and never had let me down. Get CronberryRush if your down or sad or mad, this helps with it all! I will play this on my hacked apple TV i have in my dreams. This is a OK game from OKCron 🔥🔥🔥🗿🗿

I have been following OkCron for soo long and as soon as he dropped the game I already had it downloading and as soon as December this year dropped I was on every single one of his videos asking for a Christmas update and he finally added it but no joke I love this game so much and I love watching his videos so I definitely recommend getting it

I said yes to lebron

this game is ADDICTIVE and super fun I’m still trying to unlock other skins! I saw the YouTubers video for this and I was like”what is this game?” Then I fell in love!! I’m super excited too see if there will be any updates if not that’s fine this game is really and very entertaining I really like the concept of the game it’s way funnier than having to go threw glowing walls that have green or red…but anyways the enemy’s are not super original but still very good coded! Now that’s all I have to say!

BUT ALL I KNOW ITS THE THIRTIEST GAME OF THE YEAR 👹