Securly Pass Reviews

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This is terrible

So I got the new anticipated E Hallpass app today, I’d looked forward to this experience all Christmas break. Since I don’t always do things ahead of time, I forgot to get this done, so I didn't download the E Hallpass app until I was almost to the point of no return- almost 20 minutes after lunch. I downloaded SecurlyPass just as my stomach started to gurgle. My Teacher heard this noise, people that no me know what that sound is the signal for. She pleaded with me, “Please download SecurlyPass , I just redecorated my room!” Just as I felt my sphincter muscles about to give up DING! my app download was now complete! I registered and sent my first request with my teacher shaking next to me hoping she could free me from the impending crapalanche that was surely about to emerge. Thankfully I had just made it into the hall when I suddenly felt a whole new level of relief accompanied by a burning sensation running down my legs, so I ran to another hall followed by a noxious fog rising from the twin brown streaks that were following me down hall so I hid behind the door of the bathroom. At this point the E Hallpass monitor with a name tag that said “Call me Bro” started poking me with his pencil through the crack between the door and the jamb. He told me I had not gone to the closest bathroom and I would have my bathroom privileges removed for the rest of the week. So now I need to change my pants.

SecurlyPass is horrible. I am officially traumatized by a current event that happened later that day after my school forced me to get SecurlyPass and use it for the bathroom. There I was, sitting at home playing Fortnite with the boys, when I heard a knock on my front door. My mom always told me to never answer the door so I went up to my room to hide. I had barely made it up the stairs when my door got busted down and 5 men in all black outfits with the words “E-Hallpass Police Force” written across their chest. I turned and sprinted to my room, but they caught me before I could get there. 2 of the men dragged me down and slammed me into one of my dining room table chairs. At this point I was crying. Why would these scary men come to my house? One of the guys took off his mask and said do you know why we are here? I said no automatically since I was barley able to talk. I felt a hot right hand to my cheek as he smacked me in the face. You better think about that again he said. So I thought real hard when I realized I forgot to sign out to go to the bathroom earlier that day. I just got up and walked out. I told them that and they all nodded in unison. It better not happen again bud one of them said. Then they all turned around and walked out the door, leaving me shaking in the chair. I urge you all to not let any other kids expierience this as I did. It is truly a horrible app

It was a normal day for Shrek in his life at his boring corporate job. But, suddenly his life would change. There was one new thing happening today, he had a new secretary coming. Then, he entered the room, a beautiful blue tank engine named Thomas. They were wearing the most beautiful white blouse with a red pencil skirt. Shrek couldn’t help but blush. He couldn’t take his eyes off him. “H-hello,” said Shrek nervously, his voice stuttering because of the tank engine’s presence. “Hello,” said Thomas back to the large green Ogre in a confident, yet sassy tone. “I’m your new secretary,” said Thomas. “O-okay, your desk is right over here,” said Shrek. “Okay,” said the tank engine, side-eyeing the green ogre, while walking over to the wooden oak desk polished with only the finest of polishes. “Wow, this is a pretty nice desk” Thomas responded to seeing the fine desk. “I wanted to make a good first impression,” said the Ogre blushing because of the tank engine’s beauty. His blue orbs pierced through the green CEO’s heart. “Well, we should start to work now, it’s already 9:45 am,” said Thomas wanting to start filing the documents. “Actually, it’s only 9:44 am,” Shrek said enthusiastically wanting to spend more time with the alluring train. “Sorry, but I’m taken,” said Thomas,” I could see it in your eyes” Thomas spoke. Shrek’s heart dropped hearing this sentence. “I’m married to…”

We just starting using this traumatizing app my school; we were all so excited and thrilled to be able to feel safe and secure when going to the restroom, nurse, counselor, etc. UNTIL, there was an accident. I had to go to the bathroom truly, very bad. My anus felt like exploding, and my face went white. The veins in my arms starting gushing with power to have the strength to keep it in. My butthole was red with frustration from restraint. I raised my hand, frail and distraught, “Mr. Smith, can I please go to the bathroom, can you please click accept on my bathroom request?” “NO” he said. Tears shed down my face. Until SUDDENLY, the edges of my anus started to tear, and it sperted out of me, projectiled towards my chair, and lifting me up out of my seat from the force and power of my anus. “ EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!!” I shouted. The whole class had to evacuate. The biohazard team was rushed into the room as fecal matter spewed out of the room. The smell started to exhibit an extraordinarily, distraught, radioactive odor that violently penetrated the noses of all my classmates, causing hundreds to puke, scream, and pass out. We were all rushed out of the building and quarantined. I have been ridiculed by my classmates, and they are now very scared of my and my anus’s supernatural powers. I will never be the same, and neither will my anus.

There was 5 minutes left of my geometry class i was extremely bored of learning about triangles i needed to give my mind a break. I asked to go to the bathroom we had to use SecurlyPass recently to go to the bathroom. Everything was ok until I got to the bathroom. That’s when things started to go down hill… I heard the echoes of some type of demonic figure coming from the vent. I turned around to find Joe biden staring at me using the urinal. He spoke in a soft and calm voice ,” He’s coming…” I was still trying to process what was happening as i was staring at Joe biden in our school bathroom. I didn’t know what to say so i whimpered out a quiet “Who?” Then I suddenly realized as i looked down at my phone to see my teacher never approved my hall pass. I broke out into an instant sweat looking around to find no joe biden. Was i hallucinating was Joe ever here what was real or what wasn’t i was asking myself. All i knew was the hall pass incident was real. Then i saw him staring at me from the doorway… E hall pass he had come for me. He slithered over to my ear and whispered..” Don’t ever let this happen again you poor soul.” I ran screaming back to geometry class. From that i day i swear i still see and hear him in dark places. Don’t download!! !!

As you all know SecurlyPass is used so that we can “easily” ask our sweet teachers to go potty. Well i was in biology doing a lab when all of a sudden i had to pee. I send in the ehallpass and leave the class. As i am skipping my way to the bathroom i hear some sniffing from behind me. I whip my head around but see nobody there. As i turn back around there he is. The smell of rotten fish fills my nostrils as i look up to see our country’s president, Joe Biden. I am suddenly very uncomfortable standing next to a man who can’t even finish a sentence. As I stand there in shock he starts to say something to me, i don't you want to think eat and bathroom to do and school work and go to then think about it. I stand in shock at what he said trying to understand it. I don’t understand so i just shrug. He looks very irritated and turns me around with his craggily fingers and says, back to class young lady. As we walk up the stairs, he trips. I stand there unknowingly of what to do. He stands back up and continues our journey. Once he trips again i make a run for it. I sprint to the bathroom because I obviously still have to pee. As im washing my hands i feel sniffing in my hair, so i look up. And in the mirror reflection, its him. Joe Biden found me.

it all started when i raised my hand in class. "yes y/n?" my teacher said. "c-c-c-can i p-p-p-please use the b-b-b-bathroom?" i asked. my teacher rolled his eyes "yeah whatever" my teacher said.
"+-+-t-thanks" i stuttered, blinking my large diamond crystal ocean sky blue orbs. i trip out the classroom door into the hallway. i stumble down the hallway towards the bathroom when i hear a growling voice behind me. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING" he yelled. i turned around to see e-hallpass staring at me. "w-w-w-w-what are you d-d-d-d-doing here" i stuttered shyly. e-hallpass walked aggressively toward me. he shoved me hard into the lockers which made the entire hallway shake. "where are you going y/n" he growled lowly. "+-t-t-that's n-n-none of your b-b-business" i said. he pushed me harder into the lockers. "yes it is" he purred into my ear "you know why?" "w-w-why?" i asked timidly. "because," he leaned closer to me. i felt his manly breath hot on my neck. " i own this whole school and everything in it. you know what that means?" "w-w-what?" " it means" he growled, shoving me back against the locker
"that i own you too. and you aren't allowed to go anywhere without my permission." i look up at him shyly and blink my sapphire diamond winter ice lapis sea blue eyes. he smirks. "your mine y/ n"

It keeps logging me out for no reason. When you click the “log in with Google” it opens a pop up, with the exact same login screen, not the Google accounts thing. You’ve got to click the stupid thing 4-5 times to get it to work. Once you get in, fight thru making a pass, and exit SecurlyPass , it’s logged you out by the next time you open it. Why can’t it just stay logged in?
I’ve also never gotten a pass to actually reach the teacher. Others have, but mine freeze on my phone and sit there uselessly.
A feature that should exist is a way to audibly ping the teachers to let them know you’re back in class because if the teacher doesn’t see you, they don’t shut the pass off, and it continues to take up space in the hall that isn’t actually taken up. Some people, myself included, struggle talking to teachers or calling attention to themselves.
There’s other problems me and a lot of others have with SecurlyPass , like how if the hall limit is full, and you’re about to pee yourself or something urgent, you’re essentially screwed, but that’s partially (I’m assuming) on our school for setting the limit so freaking low.

it all started when i raised my hand in class. “yes y/n?” my teacher said. “c-c-c-can i p-p-p-please use the b-b-b-bathroom?” i asked. my teacher rolled his eyes “yeah whatever” my teacher said. “t-t-t-thanks” i stuttered, blinking my large diamond crystal ocean sky blue orbs. i trip out the classroom door into the hallway. i stumble down the hallway towards the bathroom when i hear a growling voice behind me. “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING” he yelled. i turned around to see e-hallpass staring at me. “w-w-w-w-what are you d-d-d-d-doing here” i stuttered shyly. e-hallpass walked aggressively toward me. he shoved me hard into the lockers which made the entire hallway shake. “where are you going y/n” he growled lowly. “t-t-t-that’s n-n-none of your b-b-business” i said. he pushed me harder into the lockers. “yes it is” he purred into my ear “you know why?” “w-w-why?” i asked timidly. “because,” he leaned closer to me. i felt his manly breath hot on my neck. “ i own this whole school and everything in it. you know what that means?” “w-w-what?” “ it means” he growled, shoving me back against the locker “that i own you too. and you aren’t allowed to go anywhere without my permission.” i look up at him shyly and blink my sapphire diamond winter ice lapis sea blue eyes. he smirks. “your mine y/n”

We recently downloaded SecurlyPass for our school and everything was going all good and dandy…UNTIL… I had to drop a very very very large piece of feces in the bathroom. I didn’t know if i was going to make it. I didn’t think i had enough time to open SecurlyPass because my booty hole was already open ready to drop the very large piece of feces. I went up to my teacher and said “May I use the restroom?”. My teacher said “you know the drill. pull up SecurlyPass .”. I said “but it’s an emergency!”. But she still made me do it. Sweat started to drip from my face as i opened SecurlyPass waiting for the “DING” sound. After 3.36 minutes, she finally excepted my request to use the restroom. But, I knew what was gonna happen. I couldn’t make it. I started running but it was too late. My booty hole started exploading like a jet pack. The jet pack like feature flew me all the way to the nurse where I saw Shrek and his donkey sitting there. They turned to me crying saying “The pass… the pass…” I said “what pass?” Then Shrek and donkey said at the same time, “E-hall pass”. Those were their last words:( I ended up having to clean up all the feces left on the school floors, walls, and ceiling that came out of me. I am still traumatized.

Yeah I've been tryna call I've been on my own for long enough Maybe you can show me how to love, maybe I'm going through withdrawals You don't even have to do too much You can turn me on with just a touch, baby I look around and Sin City's cold and empty (oh) No one's around to judge me (oh) I can't see clearly when you're gone I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust (Hey, hey, hey) I'm running out of time 'Cause I can see the sun light up the sky So I hit the road in overdrive, baby, oh The city's cold and empty (oh) No one's around to judge me (oh) I can't see clearly when you're gone I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust I'm just walking by to let you know (by to let you know) I can never say it on the phone (say it on the phone) Will never let you go this time (ooh) I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch (Hey, hey, hey) I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch

My life was upside down I had no other choice I had to do it. Right after I got my pass checked from my teacher I rushed to the bathroom in tears as to what was about to happen, but as soon as I got there I was out of time. Andrew Tate had already spawned in and was assaulting Walter white I knew I had to do something I had to save Walter. I’ve known Walter for my whole life and I wasn’t letting Andrew Tate and his e hallpass ruin my relationship with Walter I rushed over to the scene and used my ultimate rizz to stop Andrew but the tables have turned the e hallpass didn’t fall for my rizz and now I was in a brutal battle Walter was to hurt to help me and Andrew was too rizzed up it was only me and the e hallpass I swear I tried everything but it didn’t help when I thought I was taking my last breath the unthinkable happens Walter had called Saul to assist me and with sauls amazing lawyer Skills he was able to take down the e hallpass. (Sigma music starts playing) I left the bathroom a man that day and when I arrived back at class with my face dripping in sweat and blood the class got onto there knees for I am the man that defeated the e hallpass, but sadly the e hallpass could come back one day and I fear that day.

I was peacefully taking notes in class, when all of a sudden I feel my stomach grumble and my anus clench. I raised my hand and asked my teacher to accept my pass. She asked me to wait after notes, but I knew I couldn’t hold it in any longer. That’s when I got up and ran out of the class. The hallways felt eerie, but at that point I could careless. I got into a stall and pulled down my pants. As I was finishing up, I heard a distinct growl coming from the entrance of the bathroom. Then I hear someone speak, “Who do you think you are coming here without a pass?”. At first, I thought it was my teacher, but it was a manly voice. I responded, “I couldn’t hold it, sorry”. Then I heard footsteps inching towards my stall. “GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!”. I wiped up and opened the stall door. I look up slowly, sweating, and shaking. I then realize its Sir E-Hallpass. “I’m sorry d-d-daddy”. He grabs my arm and pushes me against the wall closing the door behind him. “You’re paying for this.” As I helplessly whine, he throws me on the ground and says, “Take off your clothes.” A teacher then walks in. As I look up, I realized Sir E-Hallpass disappeared. I don’t remember much, but I can say that I will forever hold my turds in…

SecurlyPass defies the 14th Amendment of the United States. In the 14th Amendment, it is stated that everyone who is born or naturalized in the United States has equal protection and rights. SecurlyPass, however, completely ignores this statement and breaks the amendment anyways. Teachers do not need to use SecurlyPass, but us students need to use it. Our teachers can even deny our electronic hall pass, cutting us off from relieving ourselves. School boards are enforcing e-hallpass into schools, violating our rights to use the bathroom almost freely. All we had to do before is simply ask the teacher if we could use the bathroom, but now we need to make an electronic hall pass that the teacher still needs to accept! We are even timed to use SecurlyPass! Spending too long in the bathroom apparently shows that we’re doing something else in the bathroom other than relieving ourselves from holding in our waste. What if some random girl is on their period? It can possibly take much more time than the limit to halt periods. What about people who have left something across the entire school? If everyone has ‘equal protection and rights’, then SecurlyPass needs to be removed.

Don’t use SecurlyPass. It was the last period of the day and I really needed to use the bathroom, but since it was the last period I had to argue with my teacher. After arguing for 10 minutes and threatening to pee in her coffee, she let me go. As I speed walked to the bathroom, the whole school goes dark and all the classroom doors closed. As I stand in confusion, I hear a faint laughter. “Who’s there” I said nervously. Someone exclaimed “It’s me Mickey Mouse” and I then look down the hall to see red eyes, big yellow shoes, and big black ears. I start to tremble in fear and look at him. Mickey proceeds to yell at me and starts to whistle the same whistle as he does in all Disney movies. I start to run faster than I ever have before and shout “why me” as I ran. I tripped on a lunch tray and close my eyes and shout “PLEASE DON’T TAKE ME TO YOUR CLUBHOUSE!” Mickey responded with “So long pal” and then the bell rang. I opened my eyes and notice that I soiled myself. As I open my eyes, I also noticed that the entire school is laughing at me as they point at my soiled jeans. Since then I have been homeschooled, please for the love of god, don’t use SecurlyPass, it messed up my jeans.

SecurlyPass is absolutely terrible it caused me to lose my legs. Just a few hours ago I needed to use the bathroom because my stomach felt like it was on fire. I ran to the bathroom after my teacher approved which by the way took way to long but anyway I got there ran to the toilet and boom right as a sat down I saw out of the crack in the stall someone get slammed against the wall by a full blown silverback gorilla. I sit there in absolute and utter terror while the gorilla slams this man over and over again against the wall. Then I see someone stab the gorilla from behind with a sword that was at least 6 feet long and then the gorilla turns around and grabs the person and it was George Washington. He stared down the gorilla with the fiercest stare I have ever seen but the gorilla does not care he gets ready to throw him against the wall when my app beeps telling me my time is up. The gorilla drops George and runs straight at me. Long story short I lost my legs and Peyton Manning ended up saving me. All the while my stomach still hurts and I’m in the hospital and it won’t stop beeping. I will not be using SecurlyPass again.

A dolphin is an aquatic mammal within the infraorder Cetacea. Dolphin species belong to the families Delphinidae (the oceanic dolphins), Platanistidae (the Indian river dolphins), Iniidae(the New World river dolphins), Pontoporiidae(the brackish dolphins), and the extinct Lipotidae (baiji or Chinese river dolphin). There are 40 extant species named as dolphins.

A bottlenose dolphin
Dolphins range in size from the 1.7-metre-long (5 ft 7 in) and 50-kilogram (110-pound) Maui's dolphin to the 9.5 m (31 ft 2 in) and 10-tonne (11-short-ton) orca. Various species of dolphins exhibit sexual dimorphism where the males are larger than females. They have streamlined bodies and two limbs that are modified into flippers. Though not quite as flexible as seals, some dolphins can briefly travel at speeds of 29 kilometres (18 mi) per hour or leap about 30 feet (9.1 m).[1] Dolphins use their conical teeth to capture fast-moving prey. They have well-developed hearing which is adapted for both air and water. It is so well developed that some can survive even if they are blind. Some species are well adapted for diving to great depths. They have a layer of fat, or blubber, under the skin to keep warm in the cold water.

In 1962, during the Cold War, the USSR wanted to keep secret tabs on the US public. Since all their spies were being caught, and the US was keeping their information confidential, they decided to make a program disguised as “e-hallpass”. Whenever downloaded on a computer, it will secretly bypass the firewall and it’s AI would download all information accessible on the computer’s history and websites. The project was kept on hold when the USSR collapsed.
In 2010, Russia discovered the project in an old file, and optimized it for modern devices. They launched it under a fake, promising company. It gave them lots of data on the public and is a key factor in their propaganda, laws, and decisions.
In a recent classified date, the CIA has discovered SecurlyPass , and attempted to take it down, but couldn’t, since they didn’t have enough evidence to present to the public in why they took down an app and destroyed a random company.
I beg to you, please do not install SecurlyPass, as it gives Russia key information and your security will be bypassed, a threat no cybersecurity company can block.

Hey daily life of your average highschool student. Wake up Fortnite, go to school, speed run, go home fortnite. Yeah that’s right you read the words “speed run” you must be thing “oh he try’s to get the day through quickly” no. I use my E hall pass to get the fastest times in my school. The entire school try’s to get the fastest time from the bathroom to back to class. I have one class that is extremely close to a bathroom so I have the upper hand. Today I was feeling good and went to stretch and get ready for my run. Once ready I begged my teacher to accept the pass and as soon as I left the room, full sprint into the bathroom. All the stalls were taking, unfortunately my anus was clenching for life. So I sat on the urnial and proceeded to let it all slip out of me (I prepare by eating prunes). With no way to wipe my only choice was to grab a paper towel and give it my best. Just then someone exited a stall with pure horror on their face. I pulled up my pants turned on the water and ran my fingers through, then full sprinted back to class. My best time yet. But SecurlyPass GLITCHED. I had lost my time.

I was using SecurlyPass because my school forces me too, I went to the bathroom and the intercom announced that “he’s back” and I was scared and I started to shake because I knew who “he” was, “he” is George Floyd. I heard screaming within a moments notice and then complete silence like George wiped out an entire classroom all on his own. The sounds were becoming louder and louder, drawing closer every second until… I heard a foot enter the restroom and a voice saying “momma… I can’t breathe” at this point I was fearing for my life and I was violently shaking. I put my legs up so hopefully he wouldn’t see me, but I was too late George Floyd found me and started banging on the bathroom door screaming “Momma!!” I started praying for my safety and all of a sudden Derek Chauvin came into the bathroom and wrestled George Floyd and after a long struggle finally got his knee on George’s neck, George started screaming hysterically saying “momma.. I can’t breathe, momma” and finally after a minute or so, George was defeated. I was finally able to go back to class with a traumatic event. Stay safe out there guys.

I found myself clenching my cheeks at maximum focus trying not to unleash the foul things that are building up in my anus and i asked my teacher to accept my request and after 5 minutes of holding back a mean right to her face she accepted my request and i was out of there in a flash. In front of my stood a nightmarish sight. Kevin hart was standing blocking my way from sweet relief and he shook his head no caressing my face shushing me telling me it will be alright and ti go back to class. “But mr kevin!” I shouted “I really need to go!” I was bouncing up and down knowing in a moment the flood gates could burst at any time. Then in a blink if the eye he delivered a swift kick to my jaw, knocking me out. I woke up to the bell ringing and my pants were dyed a dark brown color. My nose hairs fell out after catching a ghastly smell so bad it could knock out 10 elephants. My classmates showed up and laughed while i was crying at the sight of my pants being a new color. An announcement rang loudly telling everyone to evacuate immediately. 3 men in hazmat suits held a chloroform rag over my nose which knocked me out since i was about to pass out anyways from the gruesome smell. I woke up naked in a hospital bed with 40 tubes in my nose and i found out i was put into comatose by the harrowing odor. Please stay away from SecurlyPass, save youselves

My education center recently added the e-hallpass system to ensure that my comrades and I are double safe from potential thought criminals who lurk the halls and restrooms, it also keeps us in check to make sure we are only exposed to only our own thoughts for the shortest amount of time to insure we don’t to become thought criminals. I had a double plus good interaction with SecurlyPass that saved my life, I had urge to go to leave the learning chamber in an act of triple bad to ponder if what Big Brother does is good. I knew that the Thought Police already knew of my thoughtcrime and that the state provided instructors would not write me a pass to do such, so I took my eyes of the watching screen that Big Brother was watching us on and attempted to step out of the room without a pass. Then alarms went off and two Thought Police tackled me. They dragged me over to the watching screen, it’s only then when I came to my senses and felt triple plus bad. I got and my knees and with tears falling down my face I asked Big Brother “Won’t you forgive me, a fool? A thought criminal?” Big Brother stared at my in silence, when two Thought Police came over to me and announced that I would be taken to the room. The room is where you learn. I love learning. SecurlyPass double saved me from any more thoughtcrime, long live Big Brother!

(Satirical work)

I’m Y/N and It’s my first day at school today. I woke up and went to the mirror. I looked into my stormy gray orbs and threw my dirty blonde hair into a messy brown bun. My crystal green orbs were red at the rim because last night I was crying so hard. Yesterday, my mom, dad, older brother, younger brother, younger sister, second uncle twice removed, and goldfish died in a car accident and it was so so sad. “Y/N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” My grandpa roared at me from downstairs, “GET DOWN HERE YOU USELESS WASTE OF SPACE!!!!!!!!!”. The force from the scream threw my body to the ceiling because it was so loud and I’m only 12 pounds. I also broke 1000 of my bones (I have extra bones because I was cursed as a baby). Grandpa always acts angry because his wife left him at the altar. I mumbled “o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ok” and ran downstairs then grabbed a piece of toast before heading to school. My grandpa reminded me I needed to be home right after school because I was being sold to one direction. Once I got to school my EVIL teacher told me about this new thing called e-hallpass and I sobbed harder than when my mom, dad, siblings, second uncle twice removed, and goldfish died.

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A/N:THANSK FOR READING!!!!!!!!!! 😝😝😝❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral?

It all started on a breezy October morning, Tuesday to be precise. I was walking into school just a regular Tuesday, went to my locker, grab my books and went to class. Once fourth period rolled around our teacher introduced us to SecurlyPass. Everyone was very much so disappointed. All of the students at this educational environment was inslaved into using SecurlyPass on the daily. Then! All of a sudden I get a rumble in my tummy, the noice! The gurgle! The pain! Oh the pain was terrible! I urgently asked to use the restroom but we of course had to hack China on the computers just to use the toilet rather than right a simple name on a 2in x 2in sheet of paper. I couldn’t take the pain anymore and neither could could my tummy. I ended up burning though the fruit of the loom and kaki pants in the middle of class. Smelling up the class wasn’t even the worst part of this experience, the worst of it is that the whole school had to evacuate!

Thank you for your understanding, if you can please remove this all off of the AppStore maybe even shut it down completely that would be great.

One day in class I was drinking Starbucks with extra cold foam, then I felt a rumble in my tummy and OMG I was about to explode. I was like a volcano in the island of Hawaii just like Moana and Maui. I was having a hard time keeping it in my pants I felt little queefing in my pants. The air was refreshing down there but I sent a request to my teacher and she was saying “no no no” when I was having tears in my eyes. I wanted to just let it all out and my peers were looking at me weird for some reason. I heard jada smith was gonna be rapunzel for the live action and I was like “why would they cast someone with no hair”! Anyways I was hoping my teacher would have mercy on me and let me go, she finally did and I was crying and queefing down the hall then I spot Will smith, I ran and said “fresh prince a bel-air!” He slapped me across the face just like he did at the Oscar to Chris rock! I was unhappy. Sadly everything ran down my pants and I had made a huge mess that made the janitor very mad so him made me get on my knees and clean it with my bare hands. Please I beg you guys not to get SecurlyPass !

when i was first introduced to e hall pass i was okay with it until i went to the bathroom using this pass and i was gone for 8 minutes wich was 3 minutes over my time. all of a sudden the bathroom lights turned off and i started hearing weird noises and then a group of men matching in boots. all of a sudden a big tall skinny creature came out of the toilet screeching “your over your time” and “your time has come” all of a sudden the group of men entered the room and got the lights to turn on. the creature disappeared. next thing i know the men put up a pole that went from the roof to the floor. they hung up LED lights and then locked the door. they canceled my pass saying i was back in my room and then when the pole was up with a snap of their fingers they changed into speedos and danced on the pole. then i woke up with a unexplainable substance in my pants. i have no clue what was in my pants for it was every single color. you name it i had it. and then i went to school and the same thing happened. this time i didnt wake up

As I was on the way to the bathroom to release the demons out of my anus, a portal to another dimension violently opened in front of my eyes, and what walked out shocked me to my core. There I stood—flabbergasted, bamboozled, astonished, dumbfounded, and staggered—when Donald Trump stepped out of the gate in a furry suit. He proceeded to hiss and bark at me, then crawl on 4 legs in my direction, and when he stood up to slap my face with his claws, I turned to him and said, “Donald, you hit me. You really hit me.” We walked hand in hand to the bathroom and did black tar heroine. After we finished, another portal opened, this time inside the toilet. We both dove in head first. Donald struggled a bit because he’s a little chubby, but regardless we went through and opened our eyes to see we were in another world. “Donald, where are we?” “Youngling, we are on Candy Mountain.” Because of SecurlyPass, I got to escape my chemistry class, but at what cost? When I got back to the real world, I realized I’ve been gone for 45 years and the world is now in a post apocalyptic nuclear war. Also my kidneys are gone lol.

on a boring Wednesday afternoon I was sitting in mr Graysons class when I felt the sudden urge to pee, I asked mr Grayson if I could go and he granted me an e hall pass. I waited in line for the bathroom and when I finally got in I realized that I had started my period and the time before I got in trouble was almost up so I dashed to the nurse to get a tampon when the time was up and if I got caught I would get a tardy. I was running back to the bathroom when I got stopped "kitten, your e hall pass has expired" e hall pass "i-i-im sorry senpai e pass i was just going b-back to class and and i-" he cut her off "you know the rules kitten, I must punish you". he started approaching me until I was pinned to the wall, "w-what are you doing?" "you'll see kitten", he touched his lips to mine and we furiously started making out, "please alpha e pass i-", "NO! bad kittens don't get to ask questions" he said, he bent be over and ripped my pants not even caring that I was on my period and started thrusting into me from behind, it felt so wrong yet so good. I came in a rush and right after I felt his thrust get more sloppy and he finally came too, he let me go back to class on one condition, that im never late again.

I was having a normal day at school until my teacher was informed that all students must download this devil app. The world that I once knew was crushed and destroyed by SecurlyPass. What happened to freedom and the peace of the world. My phone is my life it’s my baby. Can you answer this question for me real quick? How would you feel if you had a child and you were trying to go to the store but the store said no babies aloud and you had to leave your baby outside the store think of all the imaginable things that could happen to your baby. That is exactly what I’m going through right now. I’m worried 24/7 that my baby is going to get stolen or terribly hurt. Y’all don’t have open minds it’s all about the money and whatever the teachers and schools want BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN. You guys are child haters and only think about yourselves. Just put yourself in mine and many others shoes. Stop being selfish and listen to the poor children for once in your lives this is going to destroy the entire school system and there will be a WARRRR!!

Workers' right to access the toilet refers to the rights of employees to take a break when they need to use the toilet. The right to access a toilet is a basic human need. Unless both the employee and employer agree to compensate the employee on rest breaks an employer cannot take away the worker's right to access a toilet facility while working. There is limited information on the rights workers have to access public toilets among the world's legal systems. The law is not clear in New Zealand, United Kingdom, or the United States of America as to the amount of time a worker is entitled to use a toilet while working. Nor is there clarification on what constitutes a 'reasonable' amount of access to a toilet.[1] Consequently, the lack of access to toilet facilities has become a health issue for many workers.[1] Issues around workplace allowance to use a toilet has given light on issues such as workers having to ask permission to use a toilet and some workers having their pay deducted for the mere human right of using a toilet when they need to.[1]

I was skeptical at first but SecurlyPass soon revealed its true colors. Like a peacock spreading its feathers in the summer sky. I soon discovered that SecurlyPass was secretly a one way pass to the alleged mobin time. each time I request a hall pass i feel the sheer power of Jared Leto himself coursing through my veins. My legs start to shake as I gain an intense thirst for human blood. Each time I get one of these hall passes approved I know them and there that it is the season of the Morb. I have sometimes spent hours outside of class because the staff was unable to stop me. No matter how hard they try they can’t stop what I call my “Morbin-minute” I have become addicted to the feelingI get when I truly become transformed into the Marvel legend Dr. Michael Morbius himself. School security can stop me no more than I can stop myself from getting the euphoric feeling of the ecstasy of the Morb… I know that this has been a long review but i will leave you with this. Don’t get the e hall pass… This has become my blessing… my curse… my Morb. thank you for all of your support and may the Morb be with you.

It was a cold rainy day, I raised my hand to go use the bathroom. The teacher acknowledges, “Yes y/n?” “Can I use the bathroom please?” I asked desperately. “Yes but make sure to create an e-pass,” the teacher reminded. As y/n walks to the bathroom, they couldn’t help but feel as though they’re being watched. y/n quickly uses the toilet, they’re anxiousness growing every second. When y/n is done washing their hands, a shadow looms over them. They quickly turned around to find out it was e-hallpass-senpai! He slams y/n against the wall and slowly leaned in. He placed his legs between theirs and pinned their hands to the sides of their head. “Tell me,” he groaned, “who’s your daddy, cutie~?” Surprised, Y/n let out a small mewl. Y/n gets turned on by e-hallpass-senpai’s husky voice and moaned, “you’re my daddy~!” … That’s how I ended up in the hospital.

I let out a sigh as I stared at his luscious black hair. he’s so dreamy. while on the surface my profound gaze from my emerald forrest tree jade sea foam green orbs, I day dreamed of our life out of school. today was the day i was finally going to talk to him. Nervously, I approached him. “hoi uwu~ would you like to walk home with y/n-chan uwu” I felt his deep profound black deep orbs give me a sharp glare. no response. “p-p-pwease e-hallpass-kun uwu”. no response again. disappointed, i ran out crying to my next class. the dismissal bell rang and I got out of my classroom only to see e-hallpass-kun waiting for me. “let’s go” he said in his deep husky low deep voice. I felt myself blush, “ur swuch a silwy wittle baka-chan uwu”. “shut up…” he responded in his low deep husky voice. “okiiii sowwy daddy-waddy” i stared up at him, my piercing gaze and cute petite small figure seemed to be so tiny next to him. he turned away and grabbed my hand and we walked home together. This is my confession of love. I love e-hallpass-kun. he is so kawaii-des and nothing can stop our wholesome romance! siblings by chance, lovers by choice

There it was. Cemented to the road. Guts spilling from its side, right in a poor neighbors driveway. A sad little possum who had breathed its last breathe just moments ago. Except not only did the possum die, but the neighbor who’s driveway it had laid in later that day. That was 3 months ago. A week ago my friend saw another possum, jokingly I exclaimed that someone else might die. Oh it was only a joke back then. But later that night, everything changed. Queen Elizabeth died. At this point we were all freaking out. Somehow a dead possum thousands of miles away predicted the queens death, and now we were scared for our lives too. 3 days ago my friend saw another one. Hours went by. We waited. And no one died! At least we thought… her sisters dad died later that day. They say the worst events come in 3s. My friends middle name is holy trinity in Spanish. I think I’m next because my eyes are tinted yellow. SecurlyPass only makes my death closer 🥲

Good luck y’all. Remember me when you see your next dead possum, it might be your last day too.

The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too I could come and pick it out and then I can go pick up it from your place or you could just pick me out of there or you could come pick me out and I could just drop you back in my truck or you can come pick me out and I could just pick you out and I could just come pick it out or whatever and you could pick me out from the back and then come and get me or you can pick it out if you’d prefer or whatever I just have a little more than a few days off and then you could just pick me out and I could do that if that’s cool too I just have a lot to get out there to get out and I could just pick you guys are used up here and I could just let you know if that’s fine I just wanted you know I love to talk later I don’t mind waiting on the car wash the truck and then I just want you can come and get you guys are busy I just want you can come out of my car and I don’t know if you’re not too busy with my house I just want you can just come over.

it takes forever to get to the actual website, bc it makes me verify my google account 3 times, it always says the bathrooms are at max capacity when theres no one in there (my friends and i proved it), and the teachers have either too much control over it and gain a power trip or they don’t care but still get in trouble by the principal. when the schools wifi doesnt work, it happens here and there, its almost dystopian the way the halls are completely empty bc they can’t use e-hallpass to track us. overall it feels like a huge invasion of my privacy being as my restroom visits are no one else’s business. what if a student had a UTI? they would only get 5 visits, only being 5 mins before its reported, in one day and that just cant suffice. and what about when teachers forget to turn them off so they’re running for 20 mins saying you’re in the bathroom? doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose of using SecurlyPass to know where kids are? SecurlyPass is frustrating to deal with, time consuming, invasive, and tedious. we need to go back to good old fashioned lanyard bathroom passes. even having us write our names and bathroom times on a paper is better than this trash. 😘😘

Most of the 1 star reviews are quite hilarious, but here’s the actual point of view of a student (The truth). Here I thought SecurlyPass was gonna do something good for the ever abused hall passes, but no. SecurlyPass tracks your every move, the lack of privacy is enormous! All my teachers hate SecurlyPass, due to being time consuming. To think we have to request a pass in order to use the restroom, and only have a 5 minute limit. As someone who takes long due to constipation, this is very bad. I could get an infection for not even wiping good due to this time limit. I never thought I’ll have to speed run the restroom. Even worse SecurlyPass limits who goes out, and especially when you truly have to go… there’s HALL TRAFFIC!!! Once you get out of the hall traffic jam, you see out in the halls NO ONE TO BE SEEN!! Is there truly hall traffic? Or do you just want me to soil myself? Hmm. In conclusion, SecurlyPass is the worst. Reservation - 5 minute limit - Hall traffic - Time consuming - Lack of privacy - Tracks everything

One day, our school had burritos and beans for lunch. Unfortunately this choice of food was poor one, since our school bathrooms ended up in high demand. Because of our schools e hall pass settings, only two students were allowed at a time. I was very un smart that day. I decided to get two burritos and extra beans. Two periods later, it hit me. I instantly ran up to my teacher begging to let me go to the bathroom, however she sent me back to my seat and told me to add myself to the 10 person que. My stomach grumbled. I could feel a sweat between my thighs. I couldn’t contain it. I released the biggest swamp puddle of diarrhea I’ve ever seen. It smelled like the underside of a dead cow. It dripped to the seat of my floor. I looked to classmates in fear. To my surprise they weren’t laughing. They were crying. From that day on the entire student body, including teachers and staff, referred to me as “poopy pants”. Therapy has failed me, my parents want nothing to do with me, and I feel like maybe this was my destiny. Do better E Hall Pass.

In the Gobi Desert, Mongolia, an alternative timeline version of Loki is captured by the Time Variance Authority (TVA) after escaping from the Battle of New York with the Tesseract in 2012. In the TVA’s headquarters, Judge Ravonna Renslayer accuses him of crimes against the Sacred Timeline. Loki believes the TVA should suspect the Avengers, as they went back in time, causing him to end up in this situation. However, Renslayer counters this by saying the Avengers’ mission was meant to happen, but Loki’s escape was not. Following this, Agent Mobius M. Mobius takes Loki to the Time Theatre to review Loki’s past misdeeds and question his habit of killing and hurting people. Loki steals TVA tech to retrieve the Tesseract, but gives up escaping upon realizing that the TVA’s power exceeds his and that of the Infinity Stones. Loki returns to the Time Theatre and witnesses a recording of his soon-would be future of his adoptive parents, Frigga and Odin’s deaths, and his own by Thanos’ hand. Realizing that his cruelty and mischief will not lead to his ascendance, Loki agrees to work with Mobius to protect the Sacred Timeline from a rogue variant of himself.

I was going to take a Shidd like always when Joe Biden Appeared from a portal and tried to attack me When Donald Trump caught his attack “Joe you will not harm him,You stole my position as president” Trump shouted as They Began trading blows and even had a Kamehameha clash When I suddenly saw an obama care logo fly into Joe and Donald’s heads “Stop this at once” Barack Obama appeared. He pulled out a massive Obamacare sword. However Biden used his ultimate move “BIDEN BLAST” this sent Obama flying into a wall. However Donald built a massive brick wall to block the attack. Which then exploded and Trump grabbed Biden and threw him into a locker. Obama then transformed into the great Obama pyramid and began shooting lasers. Trump pulled out a mirror and deflected the lasers and Biden parried them with a massive chocolate chocolate chip ice cream cone. Eventually Donald pushed Biden allowing him to get hit. Before trump struck Obama, turning him back to normal. Eventually Obama retreated knowing his power was spent. Biden got up and then forgot where he was. Trump then took this chance to try and attack but Biden caught his punch effortlessly, trump backed off and then Biden used Biden blast again. This time it hit trump knocking him back again. However trump finally used his ultimate, build a wall and managed to crush Biden, forcing him to flee, trump eventually left to heal. I was traumatized for the rest of my life 0/10

Thursday, March 21st, 2024. It started off as any ordinary day, and it was like an ordinary day, that was, until biology. Immediately after writing my name on that final paper, worth 80% of my grade, I heard a rumbling. Warning signs. Rumbling after a meal, it does appeal, rumbling in class, prepare your- Never mind. I tried to hold it in, but it was too strong, I had to leave before I decimated the classroom. I asked my teacher to go to the bathroom, she thankfully said yes, and inadvertently saved the whole class from a nuclear explosion. However, the pass took ages to generate, and the inhabitants of room S3417 were endangered with a fiery death. I ran to the bathroom, barely holding it in. As soon as I made contact with the toilet, there was a giant explosion. Fire. Shockwave. Radiation. Smoke. It was all over. I let out a toot of defeat, the dairy had won. I emerged from the bathroom, shook from what I had witnessed-but there were no survivors, surely this nuclear explosion had to have violated the Geneva Convention. In total, 439,038 people did not survive and the whole world took years to repair the damage done, all because I had some dairy.

SecurlyPass is a violation of students privacy. Schools need to realize doing everything digital is not the way to cut back on their students skipping or being gone too long. Taking a break from class to debrief for a few minutes is very normal as kids tend to get stressed out from their work. SecurlyPass shows how lazy the school is for going through all this long process for kids going to the bathroom. And schools have not done a good job on teaching the teachers and subs how to use SecurlyPass . Most teachers and subs have no idea what to do and causes them to take more time out of their learning time to go through the process of signing kids out and signing them back in. And many teachers won’t stop their teaching just to log the students out and in, causing students to have wait for their teachers to stop talking which could take up a whole class. Overall SecurlyPass doesn’t even deserve a one rating and all students think this is a horrible thing and a waste of many students and teachers time!

Hi I’m Jojo Siwa, and I'm here to talk about my experience with E-hallpass. It was a normal day, sitting in my first hour classroom the casual check in with E-hallpass security. I was sitting in the front row, in the very middle. I felt my palms start to get sweaty, I knew I would have to use the bathroom soon! I grab my phone and typed in “girls restroom” and tried to enter in the request… Declined. By then I could feel the seat start to get sticky underneath me due to the dripping sweat. It was either now or never, I got up looked at my teacher and sprinted to the bathroom. It was locked… I knew I would have to go home, or face the consequences of my decision to sprint. My home was a 4 min walk from the school, 2 min if running. I ran, fast to the front door and opened it slowly; it was unlocked. I crept in and saw the carpet stained with red and know they got here before me. “What did they do to my family” is what I thought before something slammed into my head, I got dizzy and all I could see in my blurry vision was a E-hallpass security guard, with a metal base ball bat in had, covered in blood.