Twerk Master Software

After many months at sea Ive started to feel a pirate withdrawal! I’ve suddenly grown tired of sailing the seven seas, singing sea shanties with me crew, even plundering rum and sugar had no fun to life! I was so close to walking the plank and ending it all when me quartermaster grabbed me by the hook and said “Captain! Stop! Look at this app! It saved me life! It might save yours too!” Ever since then me life has been nothing but a breeze! Suddenly, I’m leading the greatest plunders! Singing shanties better than ever! I’m the best pirate of the seven seas! Thank you Twerk Master for saving me life! I’ll control all the seven seas in your name! Argh!

This game is litteraly what keeps me going in life! When ever I’m sad or feel bad I just play this game, it literally makes me just feel happy inside. Every time I shake that twerk masters booty 🍑 it’s almost like I can feel it. I just love ❤️how every time I play this game it can just give me a release we’re I can be myself and twerk with the twerk masters! This is the game I’ve always needed, it’s the game that has been there for my whole life (even though I downloaded it 5 minutes ago). I just want to say thank you to the creator!!! 🥰

Do you ever feel like you have no purpose, that you do not know what what to do? That’s how I felt today. I had depleted my body of every drop of liquid in my body to the point of becoming extremely dehydrated. I was searching for H20 everywhere. When, low and behold, BIG JUICY 💦BOOTIES 🍑 bouncing bottles of H2O came across my screen. BOI! I was replenished of all the hydrogen and oxygen molecules that left my body earlier today. All I’m saying is, if you’re having a bad day, get you a twerk master.🤰