So, I finally got my VMKey today. Big moment, right? I plug it in, and, uh… yeah, it’s just static. A lot of static. Sounds like I’m broadcasting from the inside of a tin can during a hurricane. Spent 30 minutes looking for an answer, only to find out it’s—get this—because of the order you plug in the cables. Yeah, apparently, if you plug the mic in too early, it punishes you. That’s how they designed it. So now, I guess I’m on the VMKey’s schedule.
But here’s the kicker, folks. The big reason I bought the thing—the only reason—it doesn’t even let the mic pass through. Yeah, you try to talk, and you sound like Bumblebee from those Michael Bay movies. Real fun if you’re trying to DJ a soundboard, but not great if you want to, you know, talk. I give it negative ten stars. Out of five.
And VoicemodSoundboard ? Oh boy. You want glitches? VoicemodSoundboard has so many glitches, it’s like a haunted house. You move a sound to another board, and then you gotta close VoicemodSoundboard . Delete a sound? Close VoicemodSoundboard . Breathe too hard near your phone? Close VoicemodSoundboard . Took me a whole week to figure out I’d been building soundboards on a broken platform. Should’ve seen the warning signs, but hey, I’m an optimist. And now I’m an idiot with a VMKey.