Falling Art Ragdoll Simulator Reviews

by Nicklsthename

I have not once wrote a review on a game but with this one in particular I just had to. This game has brought me to a level of aggravation that I never thought I’d get to with a game. when I first saw it I thought it would be fun since I’ve always enjoyed rag doll like games. This game however, not so much. i got put into a 30 second ad which is actually probably around 1 minute adding up the second pop up that occurs right after the ad, not only that but the 5 seconds it makes you wait until you can click the x. I’ve seen games that throw ads at you every couple of missions but this lame excuse of a game gives you one after every level and not only that but it gives you an option to upgrade and if you choose to do so, you get another ad. i played this game for a total of 2 levels and it took about 10 minutes. 8 of those minutes being ads. I ended up looking for another game like this since I was let down by this game, and I came across one ( a better one of course ) and I come to find out they stole the exact map from this game I just downloaded which is called fall break. I know they have copy right with music so they must have something like that for games right? I’m very sad knowing these people are making money off unknowing victims expecting an actual game. worst game ever DO NOT download unless you enjoy being disappointed.

by Lyn-iphone User

You will get about 5 seconds of fame play in 5 min. Not to mention the small ad literally sitting on the screen during the game but after every toss which lasts maybe 3 seconds or less, you have to sit through a full 30 second ad that you can’t skip at all. I get ads but this is the most ridiculous ad filled game I’ve ever seen. And instead of most games where you have to click a menu to do your power ups, the power up options fill the entire bottom half of the screen, then the ad on the side so you can barely see the game play area to click to hit. Just don’t bother with this junk. Deleted 5 min in. Would give 0 stars if I could

by ASArtist

If you are looking for a way to experience 5 seconds of play for every 30-60 seconds of ads, this game is for you! I read the other reviews and thought it was hyperbole. How could a game make you watch an ad before every turn? This one can! There are so many ads you don’t want to take a turn because you know you’re going to only trigger another ad! I’ve read what the developers say, it costs money to keep this game free. Only issue is, they have made a game so miserable nobody would want to pay $4.00 to turn off ads. They will delete it and download one of the other hundred rag doll games. This one is not worth it. Save your time!

by Taco1228

This game has a lot of potential if the creators dint just care about money. We like free games because they are free. But, are they really free? You press one tap on the screen and boom 30 second app! If you really want your game to be free then don’t subject us to the insane amount of adds being offered. You care more about your pockets then you do about the little guy. But, you forgot( developers) who you were before this right. You started wanting to make games and apps for the little guy until you joined this corporate body. And now look where you’re at. Shame, you had so much potential till you sold out.

by Picklator

Every single time you play you are forced into an ad whether you want to keep playing with basic rewards or not. Typically you would only expect that if you are receiving a bonus of some kind, but you are forced to get a 2X bonus at minimum, which means it’s not 2X but rather just the minimum. There is also a setting for turning off sounds, but this only muted button clicking sounds and not the groaning zombie noises, you’re stuck listening to those with sounds turned off. Great concept for a silly and fun game but ended up just a greedy and poorly executed game.

by J.Elektronic

Very seldom have I left a review for a game but seeing as I’m not the only one who hates how many ads they shove down your throat I decided to add insult to injury. This game has a great concept but with the countless ads regardless if you choose to multiply your score or not, you are thrown into an endless cycle of ads. I sat for a few minutes just now, trying to click an X that is strategically placed on the ad to make you keep opening FallingArtRagdollSimulator Store. And the audacity to keep asking for a rating is beyond me, I ignored it the first time but since you insist on knowing how bad this game is… here ya go

by Dragon Tales94

After one mission of this game I got an ad. Games usually allow you to play a few games without ads so you can start enjoying it and then start with the ads. This game didn’t even give you that, as soon as you finish the first mission you get an ad. I had to hit continue a few times too because there was no video to show me and there was no way of moving forward in the game without watching an ad. So I hat to sit there almost a minute hitting continue until It finally game me an ad. Also when pop up ads come up, without you accepting it like in most games (like for a power up or some advantage in the game) it usually last 15 seconds. This game rewards you by beating a level a 30 second no skip ad + 5 second wait to hit the X button. It makes you not want to even play the next game because you know you will have to wait for another 35 second ad. I understand ads are now a thing but when you get more ads then gameplay you just lose downloads which means no ads, so what is the point of all the ads.

Played one game, got the ad, 15 seconds watching the ad I deleted the game, didn’t even watch the full ad.

by Jimmybones!

Deleted!

Update for developer: we all get that developers don’t work for free. That’s not the problem. The problem is that you thrust ads on us without an option to purchase or without us first learning if we even want the game. It’s a bad business model as I am the customer and I decide if I want the ad. I don’t so now you don’t even have the chance to make a dime off of me. If you employ a less aggravating and - sorry…greedy - model you may make 10x the revenue. We all love when we paid a dollar or two for apps and simply got to play. How much money do you make off of a single player? Would you make more by employing a yearly subscription for $2.99 by having more people play? How about get people hooked on your game then start ads if they don’t support the developer by paying a small subscription.

Pop up’s used to be a thing. They aren’t now because they were so annoying that we all installed pop up blockers. Well, we can’t stop your ads except by deleting or not playing your game. How short sided can you be?

People…stop supporting these ads which are really just ads for other games. It’s the most inbred thing on the planet. There isn’t a legitimate product being advertised. It is all “hey play this other game so you can get ads for yet another game”. How can you possibly make money like this?

by SpencersTwoCents123

I downloaded this game and out of my first two minutes, I spent one and a half minutes watching ads. Out of my barely 30 seconds of gameplay, the gameplay was SUPER slow and yet the ads loaded perfectly. Get a load of this, my first ad was an unskippable 15 seconds of another fall simulator game. How stupid do you have to be for a game developer to try to direct someone that was already convinced from an ad to download the game just to watch more ads about other games that are similar. FallingArtRagdollSimulator couldn’t have been created by a more stupid human. To the creator of this game, please do not EVER make another game, another app, or anything for that matter if it’s on the same level as this joke of a game. Absolute was a waste of my time even downloading it, I should’ve knew better. Don’t see how you get your money off a bunch of D list advertisements that look like other absolute scams.

by Nidane

The in app purchases for this game start at five bucks and ends at EIGHTY. Yes eighty dollars, for a character skin, no ads, a coin multiplier, and an in game upgrade.

Even five dollars for a game I got less than two hours out of before I beat it is absolutely ridiculous. Eighty is outright robbery. They’re definitely preying on kids and hoping they’ll pay for it before the parents know what’s going on.

Even with ads, without a multiplier, and without the upgrade, the game is finished in less than two hours. Then the game auto resets to level one, you keep all your upgrades, but somehow that doesn’t seem to matter. Even with all my skills upgraded to level 100 plus, I’m hitting my character down the stairs like I was when I was still at level 0 in all skills. I should be yeeting them into oblivion.

Also devs, fix the lava level. Nine times out of ten my character’s limbs would get stuck in the ground when I hit the first platform, effectively stopping my in my tracks. This level took me the longest by far and it was a game issue, not a skill issue.

by Legidragon

With the pop-ups demanding you watch videos literally every second of the way, and then pressing my screen one singular time to watch a Ragdoll fall for ~ 5 seconds before being replaced by a 30 second ad pop-up for a “score multiplier” that literally cannot be passed up on - like it literally will not allow you to progress unless you watch their ad - this game is a prime example of the disrespect of my time and free will, as well as a waste of data on my phone. Uninstalling after submitting this, I am so unbelievably disappointed. I thought I would like this game and it would be something simple to bide my time but it is unfortunately 95% ads.

by KillTed27

This has to be the absolute worst game I have ever played. Never have I downloaded, pressed the first in game button, then deleted. At minimum I give it a couple chances. I consistently read how developers are money hungry with ads, and I agree fully, but this gives absolutely zero value prior to dropping an add. The meter moves, you tap to slap, and he rolls down steps. Physics are terrible, zero sense of enjoyment following the slap, immediate add, etc.

Let me reiterate; this has to be the absolute worst game I have ever played.

by Ghmyahooka

pure ad watching game. 10 seconds of game and 3 mins of ads. Not worth it. DO NOT DOWNLOAD!

(to the devs; ive been reading your responses and they're lame as heck. we get it you need money. but there's having a few ads here and there and literally not even being able to play the game because of constant ads, its GREEDY!!! I play other games with ads that let me choose when to watch them and make it worth my while like zombie waves. get this, i actually spend money with them because they aren't greedy and tone def to complaints with responses like "sorry you didnt like the game" you clearly aren't reading the complaints, nobody doesn't like the game, we don't like your greedy ads practices. get it? probably not but I tried.)

by BooATX89

Besides the fact that the game is so laggy you think your phone is dying, FallingArtRagdollSimulator it terrible. Play time is for about 3-5 seconds while you spend the next 45 seconds watching an add to play for another 5 seconds. And the level physics are dumb that mountain level with the pink wingsuit yeah whoever programmed that should be taken out back and shot just a thought, seems like that would be a better use of resources than continuing to pay such a loser. If there was a way I could ruin the creators lives I would. Undevelop this godawful game and throw it in the dumpster.

by Txramhellcat

The concept is very entertaining, that said the part that ruins any hope of enjoying it is the ads, finish a level you have the option to double the reward by watching an ad, don’t want to double it and choose to skip that part you are forced an ad anyways . Want to buy an upgrade? You do and have to watch another ad to continue to the next round.
Devs that allow this should be ashamed and refuse to create ad generator games.

by Timmys Beautiful Mother

My seven year old son downloaded this game about 3 weeks ago. Although this doesn’t sound like a problem, Timmy got a little violent at school. His friend, Daniel, got thrown off the play structure and suffered through a concussion. When I told my son, Timmy, “Did you try to murder him?” He then replied with, “Flying Art Ragdoll Simulator told me to do it.” Seems like a hoax? No! I downloaded the game for myself and found me being absolutely flabbergasted by the violent actions performed. I told Timmy not to interact with such behavior and not to play this filthy game.

by The Craven

You literally have to watch a minute of ads to play the stupid game. It’s not worth it. And I know the devs are going to reply to this saying that they made the game free to allow us to play for free, but I don’t know if a single game out there that has that many ads. Actually the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen. Don’t play this game unless you like watching ads. You can’t even progress in the game without watching a single ad.

by NappaZama

first starts with a 20 second ad then to play you click once the doll falls for about seven seconds gives you the result and then another 20 second ad, so one click for 7 second game BUT still as you can see in the picture you can click on a skip button top right to just give you the results then itll be 2 second gameplay follow by a 20 second ad and only one click needed to play, whatta game idea

by Here’s 2 Pennies

But this isn’t really a movie game. It is an ad app posing as a game. You will spend far more time watching ads and upgrading than you will playing extremely short lived levels that are not even designed to be challenging, just made to seem a little challenging so you will keep “playing” [sticking around to watch ads which they get paid for in exchange for offering you something that caught your interest. Games like these, for those like me, are only interesting for a short spell. I play a few levels, can see that it’s bombarding me with watching ads, and I quickly lose interest and delete it, and sometimes take the time out to share my experience and let others decide what to do with the info. These kind of apps are junk for the end user but a gold mine for the developers that are generating large sums of ad revenue for a virtual product that is meant to be as simple and cheap as possible but gimmicky enough to attract end users that will download it and make them some very easy money which is why they put out one gimmicky app after another and call it a “game” despite there really isn’t much to it as it doesn’t really provide any challenges, making it too easy to get a dopamine hit out of it.

by Stars 0000000

Reason why I’m giving a 3.5 is because of the amount of ads every game you have to watch a ad every time you open the game you have to watch a ad. 90 percent of the game is ads, and they aren’t short 5-10 second ads I’m talking 30-45 seconds. You waste 99 percent of game play by watching ads. Overall the game is fun but I definitely won’t buy to remove ads. Put in less ads and ads that you can skip after 5 seconds. There is other ways to make money on games besides a million ads

by Cjlock11

The game itself is fun. But you will spend 2x-3x longer than your gameplay having to watch ads. You play the game for 30 seconds, and then have to watch a minute long add, play again for another 20-30 seconds, watch another 1-2 minute long add. In between each toss of the guy down the stairs you have to watch and ad. It’s insane. Will probably only play for a little more today (the day I downloaded it) and then will delete it because I don’t like to waste time with all the adds.

by Crishnaw

The game can be entertaining, but an ad will pop up every 45 seconds of gameplay. You can close the window and re-open to essentially skip the regular ads. That said, 30-45 seconds of gameplay is far too little before an ad comes. I figure, anytime I see that many ads, that the developers want you to pay to stop the ads before you find out that their game gets worse as you go, not better. In this case, I would say its true.

In-game currency can be spent to level up your income, so you make more per round. My biggest issue with the game is that when I get to a further level I start making less money. Thats counterintuitive to any gamer. I would love to see larger courses with more income, but instead you get nerfed at the start of each level and if you go back to pervious levels you may notice that you don’t seem any stronger than when you beat the level. Its illogical and frustrating. I think anyone who plays this wants to have bigger falls as they progress and to make more income as they progress. This game will disappoint you with the opposite being true.

by Thatsingerfromthatband

It’s a cool game. It really is. But the ads are horrible. The bossman tells me to download FallingArtRagdollSimulator, then the same bossman tells me to download a different app. You okay for 30 seconds and watch an ad for a minute. Hardly seems worth it. I’m sorry, if I could become a billionaire playing solitaire I wouldn’t need to work for a living. And I understand that it’s free to play but c’mon, this seems excessive.

But I gave it 3 stars because the gameplay is fun.

by Brickle1011

It’s a decent game that’s very Ad heavy. I have found that in playing the game, it can get very repetitive and the angle of the Ragdoll can sometimes be random. Also for some reason, hitting the “Max Power” in the “Perfect” spot actually…for some reason, is actually less powerful than hitting just off of perfect in the “green zone”. In all a decent game to kill a few minutes on the toilet.

by Beauloki

It’s a fun game, but the only thing I don’t like is how it makes you completely restart whenever you finish all the levels. Yes you’ll get more “coins” per level but still, it’s kind of annoying having to restart everything. That being said though, it’s literally just a slap game 😂 I play it during commercials while watching TV so it’s a nice time killer.

by Zackary.H

It lets me play like 3 levels then restarts but when I go to the level select, it’s has a bunch with the caution tape on and locked so I don’t know how to play them but at the bottom there is one level that says “coming soon” so I have no clue how to play the new ones

by Kawowabear

Why don’t you try updating the game and add some new scenes and characters. It’s just the same old thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. See how boring that is?

by Hedgie84

If you like me get irritated with ads do NOT pay to remove them.
Every time it pops up quickly exit out and reload and boom no more ads for a few turns then just do it again. Dont waste $ and pay for something you can do for free.

by True King Of All Dragons

Hit a guy send him flying and break multiple bones in the process send him flying far enough you go to next level I don’t know what they did to deserve it but I believe if they did anything to deserve that it must’ve been pretty bad so yeah i am calling just desserts and this is a fun game as well as a great way of getting rid of rage and stress

by Boricuavega

Been playing this game for most of the year but lately all I see is update after update but nothing has changed. I don’t see any new levels or characters. Been the same for me all year. Is there a section on FallingArtRagdollSimulator that I’m missing cause it still says “coming soon” on the list of places you can play. Please help. Thanks.

by Grh827

Yeah it’s a fun time killer but with most games like this we have to deal with ad after ad when let’s be honest you only need to do one every ten to twenty turns, it’s over kill.
If you don’t mind grinding a bit for better power ups play with your connection off, yeah you don’t get chances to boost your coins with ads but it makes the game smoother with out them

by Ldlkvp Pvpb

It’s a fun game, but you cannot put it in airplane mode to play without ads. You have to watch a video after every. Single. Turn. To move on.

by KillerPirate17

I love playing this game! It’s like virtual golf but you get to slap people instead. Plus, when you purchase the No-Ads option, it really shows in the game. The whole time I was playing I never once was disturbed by them. Plus you get to upgrade how hard and far your slaps. There are a few difficult levels from time to time. But then again a fun game gets harder as it goes. Overall, great game to play. Kinda reminiscent of Angry Birds but with slapping instead.

by GoatRug

So I think this game is 1 star but I did 5 so people can see it. First, this game has soooooooooooooooooooooo much ads like what? After every single game a add pops up. Next, in the ad for this game it looks so realistic and fun but this game is different not bye so much but different. I am keeping this game for if I get bored of everything on my phone I can use this game as my last resort. I hope people read this and here how the actual game is 👍

by Shudopikum

OK so you might be thinking why would you say that well this ad keeps popping up of this game and whenever I’m playing a game it freezes that game I’m playing so I can’t get back to the game so I downloaded it thinking it would fix it but it wouldn’t and there’s so many ads terrible game I hope you can stop putting ads up or at least fix it reply if you think this is mean I’m sorry if I’m if I sound like I’m being rude but it’s just my opinion

by Rox🤬

I personally really like this game, it scratches my brain just right. But there is a glitch where your limbs get stuck in things, which does not scratch my brain well.

by Fusion Box

I started this game yesterday and I have already finished the game I wish their were more maps and I saw the coming soon maps and I can’t wait to play them.