I was lonely in my room wondering why I was alive, then I heard a crash in my kitchen. I went down to investigate, and to my surprise, when I turned on the lights, there was a big monke. I was in awe- no, I was in love with the monke. Monke swept me off my feet and took me to his car. Monke was very forceful, but it was hot. Monke drove me to a new land, where I would be happy. I asked monke where we were, and he replied, “Somewhere where you will find purpose. Somewhere you will find love.” I looked monke in the eyes, I could feel his warm breath. I wanted to kiss monke. Monke was a man of business though. He led me to a large warehouse. Upon opening the doors, I saw something beautiful. In the center of the warehouse was a single phone on a pedestal. I asked monke why it was there, but in my heart I knew why. Monke told me to go grab it, for I was the chosen one. Having the phone in my hands felt right. The phone asked for the password, I thought for a moment, and put in my answer. The phone unlocked, and in the center of the home screen was one app, Hot Giant Gorilla Bigfoot Game. When I clicked on HotGiantGorillaBigfootGame , everything around me disappeared, and there was nothing but a mysterious door in front of me. I hesitated, but continued, for I had a purpose. Beyond the door was monke in a library like room. Monke revealed that he was the creator of the universe. He told me he chose me to be his successor. I fell to my knees, overjoyed. Monke wiped my tears and said, “Arise my son.” Monke grabbed my hand, and asked if I was ready. I WAS ready. I shouted yes, and he nodded. Monke dusted away. His last words as he dusted were to keep the universe safe. I transformed into a monke, and I sat and kept the universe in balance for eons. All while I was in that room, I played Hot Giant Gorilla Bigfoot Game. Somewhere in the galaxy I found a world with life, intelligent life. I traveled to the world, to spread the beauty of this game to them. I found a small boy, contemplating his reason to live. I watched the boy carefully for years. One night I decided to confront him. I wanted to show him the beauty that is Hot Giant Gorilla Bigfoot Game. He came with me to see the game with his own eyes. Upon opening the game, he started the trial to become the next keeper of the universe. He completed all the trials I had for him. He confronted me at the end of the trials, and I asked if he wanted to continue my work. He accepted willingly, and I knew my purpose was done. I started to fade away, but I told him to keep the universe safe.
The end