I Want Watermelon Reviews

by Coppereye

I really wanted to like this game, I kept playing it trying to "get it", merge games always have a real satisfying aspect to them. But the game seems determined to screw you over and one wrong bounce and your entire 20 minutes of careful gameplay is ruined with no way to recover because some little fruit wedged between the big boys you were trying to merge, or the game decides you need exactly every fruit besides the one you were carefully setting up for, for 20 fruit in a row, until the towers you build on the sides collapse over the hole you were setting up....then it gives you the fruit you wanted, too late to do anything with it.

If there was a way to actually recover it'd be different, but once your big fruits are wedged apart - especially up at the pineapple size range - there's no way to fix it. Especially the pineapple since they aren't smooth and don't slide as easily. You end up with a perfect honeycomb of pineapple wedged apart on stupid purple fruits, or limes, or whatever, piling directly to your death.

Super frustrating.

by LDogzVideos

This game isn’t horrible, tbh. I appreciate the fact that the fruits all look relatively realistic and none of them have faces like almost all of them do in the other games lol. It really sets it apart, and I feel like it’s what makes it unique. Another thing is that the place where you drop the fruits is basically the whole screen, which removes various other distractions so you have a very big playing area. However.. it’s very laggy most of the time, and really hard to drop the fruits where you want to drop them, because you are unable to move them around before dropping them. Plus, I feel like the physics of the game is kind of annoying- it’s often way too exaggerated, and if you drop a fruit it will roll off one and roll to the literal OTHER SIDE. It’s kind of annoying, and makes it a bit unenjoyable while playing. So if you’re looking for a good watermelon game, I’d say you can give this one a try, but you should probably go find another one too because this one is honestly just a bit.. eh.

by Soccer Enthusiaser

Now before I tell you why this is the worst game ever let me first say how this was my favorite game I would always play this when I was bored and had nothing to do but as I was playing I was doing great with six watermelons in one game which is amazing to me so then I got a shaker and shook it really hard and died while they were floating in the air and I only had like four fruits at the time and it said I crossed the line when it was still in the AIR!!! I am so mad because I was really having fun playing too because over all it’s an amazing game but six watermelons is a lot to me and to die over something so stupid like that just makes me furious I hope you find a way to solve it or I am done with this game forever! By the way this game is a great creation and if you could make it better I think it will be the BEST game ever!

by Osakabenjo

I have really enjoyed the simplicity and fun of the game, but the AI/game mechanics are really frustrating. Rather than the fruit benign randomly generate, the game appears to be choosing the worst/least useful fruit to drop depending on the situation. To me, random chance would offer a more fun, relaxing play rather than knowing where I drop the current fruit is going to completely change what the next fruit is. For example, if I really need a strawberry, it will take a long time to drop, usually not until the exposed strawberry has been covered up. I know this is to make the game more challenging, but I’m playing this game to relax not get too frustrated bc of malicious game mechanics.

by BLPF1

So, I see Baseballbasketballitboy brought this suggestion up before as well—I could have fruits stacked up (still moving to merge to create more space), but the game ends the round before the fruits could even finish making their placements if one fruit stays there even for a second (even though it would have moved down once done), so it feels like a dissatisfying ending to the game.

I also noticed that the fruit could fit perfectly into a space all at the top, but if it even slightly grazes the line? Game over! Even if it’s not OVER the line…

Cool game though!

by Msnjars

The graphic design for this game is so cute. I love that everything is lineless and crisp and accurate to what the inside of the fruits look like in real life. Clearly a lot of love was put into the visual design of this game as it all works very well.
I enjoy that instead of buzzing vibration the game utilizes the more gentle "bump" vibration on iphone. It makes merging the fruits a satisfying sensation but not annoying.

I wish I could scroll side to side, like a press and release mechanism to decide where to put the fruit and maybe have a straight line down showing the expected trajectory. Just tapping is not as good.

It's a little weird that the kiwis are bigger than the lemons and limes. I think maybe change the kiwi to the lime size one and get rid of lime. I also am missing strawberry. Strawberry is essential shaped mini fruit I'm sad that it isnt between Cherry and Lime

I kind of wish the fruit is more weighted when it hits against other fruit. Like the physics should allow me to use a little fruit to wedge against the very side and push the big fruit out. The fruit feel very stationary which doesnt allow a lot of strategy.

The end sequence of counting off is very nice

Overall very satisfying game and super nice sensory experience!!!!! I have gone through and reviewed all of the top suika watermelon inspired games and this one will definitely become the one I play.

by Jtara1979

This game has great graphics. The fruit are large enough that it doesn’t cause eye strain- big bonus for most of us. If you line the items up properly and they roll into place then it’s a slam dunk. However, the fruit will sometimes have a mind of its own. It should, mathematically, roll into a spot and when the same fruit touches, it should match. If the outline of the fruit is touching slightly - it should work but it doesn’t. They have to basically land on one another or collide. I’d recommend the development be a little more fair and change this. However, it’s a great game and the best part is that it isn’t timed. I’m kinda hooked. Download it! Since it’s new, I’m confident that it’ll only get better.

by Baseballbasketballlitboi

First off I just want to say that this game is really fun and relaxing. It is fun to match the fruits and make watermelons. However there is one problem. Sometimes when I have a lot of fruit stacked up I drop a fruit and it starts to roll, which is normal, but before it can connect with another fruit the game says it is touching the top line before everything is done moving. That is very annoying. Another similar thing happened today where I watched an ad and got a shaker because I had 2 coconuts close to each other but some fruit was separating them, and I ended up getting the watermelon. However something real stupid happened. The fruit that had flew off the top line because of the shaker caused me to lose, even though it was easily going to fall back in the map. So this is really an awesome game but just fixing these issues would take my rating from 4 stars to 5 stars.

by Amalia99

I’ve been addicted to this game even before all the Suika copycats flooded IWantWatermelon store. Its soo satisfying with the slight vibrations at the dropping fruit, the folk music and soun effects are fun, and I really appreciate the lack of disruptive ads. It really is the game I turn to when I get fed up with the other phone games spamming me with ads every two seconds. :) One thing I want to report is recently in the last two days your “watch an ad to shake the fruit” button is messed up. It’ll bring up a black screen then show the end of the ad then go back to the game with no shaking. Anyway thanks for IWantWatermelon its a lot of fun!

by Noahk8

This game is overall pretty fun and addicting, but I’m writing specifically because I think the top line needs to have a better system for ending your game. It immediately ends your game when a fruit touches it, even if the fruit is clearly still rolling into place. I just had my best game ever ended on an even weirder glitch. I was on one of the five second shaking bonuses you get for watching an ad, and despite not resting on anything and about to fall way down, one fruit was still in midair when the shake ended and because it was touching the line, my high score game ended. This was very frustrating. I think there should be a change to the line, either to add a timer so fruit that are about to fall have time to fall, or a sensor that allows fruit still in motion to come to a complete stop before ending the game. I’m still very mad about my high score game ending. Otherwise, fun game, I appreciate that ads are optional and come with a shake, and it’s very addicting. Just PLEASE fix the line!

by CaughtIn4KWithACupcake

A very satisfying game to burn time with when I have a few spare minutes while waiting for something.

I got to 146 watermelons though when I noticed I wasn’t getting ads or shakers, so I deleted IWantWatermelon thinking I would keep my stats and fix whatever was up with the shaker problem. I got reset back to 0 watermelons even though my Apple Games account is showing my 146 from before. I even got another watermelon after that and now it says 1.

If that could be fixed, that would be a minor tweak to make IWantWatermelon a little better.

by ZALADlover04

My dear friend YANA started playing this game about a month ago after i suggested it. At first it was harmless but now it’s gotten addictive. She has now reached over 100 water melon and won’t stop. Now it’s a competition and i feel targeted. My dear friends make fun of me for only having 12 watermelon while they have upwards of 100. They compete to see who can get the most watermelons in one round. It’s getting dangerous. They always take the shake no matter the situation in chem class, family dinner, and the bathroom. I feel personally victimized by this game. I demand an apology from the creator of the game, YANA, and the rest of my chemistry table.

by Slaygirl111

The first time I played this game I decided not to kms. I live a horrible life with no fun, a normal 9-5. It was not too long ago when I decided I was done with this life. But one day, while scrolling thru IWantWatermelon Store i saw this little game called I Want Watermelon. My life was so horrible I thought, why not get the game before I go. The second my fingers tapped the screen to play the game, I was saved. I saw Jesus in this game. I began to play every day, every night. This was my life. To this day I credit personal, emotion, and spiritual well-being to this god-sent application. I ask, not out of recommendation, but out of a divine obligation, that you download I Want Watermelons. 🙏🍉

by Sammy Wammy Jr

they call me sammy wammy, but you can call me dk. I downloaded this game about apples or something ( my dementia is becoming truckloads better) as i sat in the street in the tornado, i finally was about to connect my two coconuts when i saw the dump truck (mailmans) coming straight towards me. WHOMP. I was hit. big it's ok because i got my first watermelon. then the stupid truck ran over my phone. after my long trip to the pear store i finally got a new tablet where i downloaded my game. only to find I HAD NO GRAPES OR WATERMELON OR TOMATOES IR NOTHing. My husbands ashes helped soothe the pain. i will continue playing this game instead of tinder swiping. good hi my fellows banana. Miss you Lots , gtgmw got to get more watermelon.

by Heido1234

Every night and every day

Hours and hours I waste away

Alas I cannot, will not stop

Anticipating every fruit drop

Grape, cherry, and lime

Balancing them on a dime

Lemon, kiwi, and peach

Intimately, I know them each

Pineapple, coconut

I pray with my eyes shut

My finger pauses, I hesitate

This one tap will decide my fate

But something remains lurking there

Bringing rage beyond compare

It looks so innocent and so small

But it has the power to end them all

At the bottom lies a wretched grape

Forcing all plans to be reshaped

Smugly between fruit, this abomination sits

Cackling, as I regress into fits

But then, a blessed shaker appears

Kindling hope, dampening fear

I shake for all my life is worth

Five seconds I have to bring new birth

Suddenly, I hear a popping sound

Heart pounding, I look down

Oh Watermelon, glorious watermelon

Finally all the the fruits fall in

The heaven and earth meet

Watermelon tastes so sweet

The world finally finds its peace

All wars and contention finally cease

Watermelon is the taste of joy

Food for every girl and boy

Watermelon is the source of life

Curing every pain and strife

I want watermelon.

by TikTok Lover #1

I’m a 5’6 male who is 54.7 years old. I am 456 pounds and I live in a small town in Virginia. I am a retired PE teacher and I loved those kids. They were my livelihood. When I was 34 I met my wife. Her name Barbara Jackie and when I saw her sitting in a tree I knew it was love at first sight. Before she downloaded IWantWatermelon she loved sudoku and therapeutic dog walking. We had a dog named Bob Thomas who was the love of her life. My pastor at our church recommended this game. When she downloaded it she was hooked just like her previous hobby of fishing. She stayed up all night, murmuring things like “I need the watermelon…”. But one day it turned for the worse. I found her lifeless body lying on the ground. To get over her loss I began playing the game and I’m hooked! I really recommend! I love playing with my new wife

by Zansational Yanna

My entire school is in disagreement over these fruits. Is the first fruit a grape 🍇 or a blueberry 🫐, and is the second one a strawberry 🍓 or a cherry 🍒. Please answer me before my classmates begin to rip each others hair out of their heads!

P.S. I love this game so much and spend at least 4 hours a day on it. I’ve had for approximately 3 weeks and I have gotten 122 watermelons 🍉. My friend Zensationalaiden and I compete over who can get the most watermelons in one round. We have both gotten 9 but she has 200 more points than me in high score ☹️☹️. Please delete her account so I can win. Thank you 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

by Kenzie Rae The Beast

I just realized that the watermelon game is like the quote ‘life is what you make it’ like you get mad cuz you block certain fruits and stuff but technically if you’re fault cuz that’s where you put it and decide to grow another fruit. And then the bigger the fruits get, the bigger the achievements and the shaker thing represents people trying to cheat through life but it doesn’t technically work because you still have all these little achievements that could be bigger achievements . Also the watermelon represents like death or maybe like a big final goal idk yet haven’t figured that one out🤷🏻‍♀️

by Rocky Manhart

When my dear hamster sniffles told me to download this game from his deathbed I had no idea it would fix my marriage. I used to think my wife was the bane of my existence but ever since downloading this game I discovered it’s actually grapes. We were so happy when we first married 3 years ago but her cute little quirks grew more and more annoying as our marriage went on. Before I downloaded this game her laugh made me want to shove pencils in my ears, but after I’ve wanted to shove nothing but grapes. Thank you I want watermelon devs you turned my wife from a horrible hideous witch into a my beautiful watermelon queen. I am forever in your debt. Also my wife is my grandma.

by Clowningchloee

Growing up I was always sad because the other kids had things I didn’t. I would always be bullied for not having the things they did, one day my friend let me play this game in his phone, and I decided to download it myself. I thought it was stupid but it was something to keep my mind off the bullying. I played for hours at a time, all day. I was addicted, I love the little popping noises, and I decided to stop gate keeping and tell everyone about the amazing game I have been playing. Everyone wanted a watermelon but nobody could seem to get one, one Saturday I had just stayed up all night playing. It was 6 am and I DID IT. I. ME. I CONNECTED THE 2 HOLY COCONUTS, AND I GOT A WATERMELON. Trumpets sounded, a staircase from heaven was revealed. The Watermelon Goddess, Melonie, had blessed me, SMASHING a ripe juicy watermelon on my head. I BRAGGED FOR DAYS, about my watermelon, I finally had what the other kids didn’t.

by Billy038

I’ve always felt depressed. I go to Harvard and today was different. My parents picked me up from college to go to Taco Bell out of the ordinary. We had a great time there, but we were still far from home. Everyone went to the bathroom before we left but I didn’t feel the need to. Halfway there as we left from Taco Bell, my stomach started growling. Like a fierce growl. I didn’t tell my parents even thought it was a big emergency. I felt it the feeling of the lump on my pants go up to down. As soon as we got home, I was about to use the bathroom but it was occupied. I felt it coming out. I tried to distract myself by going on TikTok. But it didn’t work, as I felt it go down, I saw the most glorious ad ever. And it was. “I Want Watermelon” It made it go all the way back up and I swear it went up to my nose. As I got distracted downloading my nose suddenly got clogged. It smelt the worst ever.

by *LW23*

Ever since I was a boy I only ever ate one thing, watermelon. It gave me water AND melon; everything I need to survive. But when I left my hometown of Radiator Springs Arizona, I was left without watermelon. I was parched, exhausted, and unable to procure a lover due to my low confidence. It was watermelon that gave me strength all my life, and I needed to do something about it. So I went on IWantWatermelon Store and found this game and it has truly changed my life. Every time I get a water melon I jump for joy with the confidence of 1,000 confident people. This has made me a real ladies man. My confidence boost since I have started playing has brought me 9 children with 3 different wives, and a few more on the way. I thank I want watermelon for giving me a family and my mojo back.

by Father Haver

My father left home when I was too young to remember. My mom always said he was a rotten man, but for the longest time, I always just wanted to see who he really was. When I got older, my life spiraled down into the worst state it had ever been. I was deeply depressed, I played genshin impact and overwatch. One day, my friend introduced me to a phone game called “I want to watermelon” at first, i though it was a stupid game I shouldn’t waste my time with, but then I started playing, really playing. I played for hours, but I could never seem to get a watermelon. However, on one of my thousands of attempts, I was finally able to join together those two coconuts. Suddenly, I heard a sound coming from the living room. I rushed in to find my father standing there, bottle of milk in hand. This game reunited me with my father, and for that I am forever grateful

6/10 I hate grapes

by LazyRainwing1

First of all I freaking love this game. My cousin turned me to it and forever from then I have loved this game! The ONLY problem. When I read these reviews I laugh. Only ONE WATERMELON? Pathetic! I my friends have gotten TWO WATERMELONS! I LIVE IN WATERMELON HEAVEN. Let me recall the first time I hath connected the watermelons. In the first adventure I had lost many many rounds. I was delving into the state which some may call depression. But when I connected the coconuts I felt alive my state of depression was lifted and the watermelon gods gave the a day in watermelon heaven. I had to get two watermelons in one game. I had tried and tried and then it happened! I had done it! The watermelon count! It was at two! I was so happy that the watermelon gods had let me stay forever in watermelon heaven and now I have 4 watermelon. Now not only do I live in watermelon heaven! I am king of the watermelon gods! None should take my throne! As I sat there watching rocky I recalled the time my cousin had shown me his count and I died! Twenty one thousand and something I forgot. The watermelon gods kicked me out and now I seek revenge on my cousin and all those who dare try to make me there watermelon slave.

by Zmsluc

This game changed my life. Before I Want Watermelon, I was stuck in a dead-end job with an ugly dog, 0 luxury cars, and a wife that hated me. With the skills I learned from I Want Watermelon, I founded an online Watermelon dropshipping company, and now make 15 figures (one quadrillion, as I’m sure you didn’t know) every month through Watermelon sales ALONE. On top of this, I have also invented several uses for the very Watermelons I sell. Ever heard of eating? Yeah. That was me. Ever crunched into one of my melons and felt something hard? That’s our proprietary melon implant WaterChip technology, which makes the seeds spontaneously combust if anyone tries to replant them. We have total market domination. Mysteriously, the day we invented our WaterCyanide technology, the CEOs of every competing Watermelon company died. But I digress. If you have not downloaded I Want Watermelon, do it now.

by Thegirlinthe_shadow

I am obsessed with this game. All of my friends have gotten hooked on it. It’s so great. On thing I would love was if there was a way to add friends in IWantWatermelon to build a leaderboard with my friends? Currently I’m doing that via GameCenter but I have two friends who have androids who play the game and also sometimes I don’t want to share all my GameCenter activity with people but I want to make sure I’m still beating them in the watermelon game. There is also a pretty big issue where, while using the shaker, the timer will run out and then the game will declare you as having “lost the game” because the fruit hadn’t yet all fallen back down post-shaker. This is super frustrating, especially in the only game I’ve ever had where I actually want it to show me ads. But!!! Super fun game. I’m obsessed and so are all my friends.

by Botmaster5000

I love the game I want watermelon because it offered a sense of mindlessness that is impossible to achieve otherwise. Although I want watermelon is a waste of time and a nuisance to teachers, it is the most important thing that has happened this generation.

I would confidently say that I have wasted away at least a day’s worth of hours they could have been spent doing productive things playing I want watermelon. This a problem not only because of the time taken by the game but also how it similarly affects work ethic in all other disciplines.

Additionally, relationships are negatively affected by this mobile game. I have personally heard teachers grow steadily angrier with the presence of this game in their classrooms. Although a good brain break, the game can certainly tamper with previously formed relationships.

In contrast, I believe they have want watermelon is the key staple and role model for perseverance in our society. There is nothing as fundamentally patience challenging as I want watermelon and it is a true representation of the unwavering relentlessness of man.

In conclusion, I want watermelon has negative aspects that detract from its standing as a successful mobile game. This being said, the net enjoyment and lessons learned by playing this game outweighs all negatives manyfold.

by Watermelon 12345regg

I downloaded "I Want Watermelon" on a whim, expecting just another casual puzzle game. Little did I know, it would change my life in unimaginable ways. It all started during a particularly long car ride. Hours stretched endlessly on the road, and boredom began to set in. I needed something to pass the time, so I opened "I Want Watermelon." The simple yet addictive mechanics of combining fruits quickly drew me in. Each successful merge brought me closer to creating the godly watermelon. As I played, the journey seemed to fly by. The game's vibrant graphics and satisfying gameplay turned a tedious trip into an enjoyable adventure. The sense of achievement I felt with each perfect watermelon made the hours on the road disappear. But the impact of "I Want Watermelon" didn't end with that car ride. I found myself playing it during any spare moment, feeling a sense of relaxation and joy. Amongst the community of players, I started to gain recognition. My high scores and achievements made me a legend, and soon I was hailed as a god among players. Sharing my story, I inspired others to find joy and entertainment in this incredible game. "I Want Watermelon" is not just a game; it's a beacon of fun and engagement. If you're looking for a game that can turn mundane moments into unforgettable experiences, this is it. Five stars are not enough to express my gratitude for the joy and excitement it brought into my life.

by Lynndseyj

Once upon a time, I was a very sad chum with very little friends. I pretty much just went to school and lied on the couch. Until one day, my dog showed me a wonderful game called “I want Watermelon”. I immediately downloaded it (my dog being my best friend), and instantly LOVED it. It was all I did! For hours and hours I’d play this game, yet I’d never get a watermelon! Until one hot summer day and my 4,986th day of playing the game, I finally connected the ever so wonderful and beautiful two coconuts. Right as a watermelon appeared on my screen, horns from watermelon heaven were playing, I was glowing and floating, and a big watermelon gifted me with a nice hug and a welcome to watermelon heaven. I was so happy, almost overjoyed for the rest of my life!! For the rest of my life as I knew it, I’d be playing and loving this game.

3/10 Tomatoes don’t taste like fruit

by A Traveling Merchant

I have been paralyzed all my life (from the waist down). This has severely limited my potential in the business world, as my company selling snake oil has yet to get off the ground. Depressed and riddled with paranoia something had to change. I decided, instead of repairing my life and social skills so I could talk to other human beings, I would spend the last of my fortune on a trip to an ancient Aztec temple. It was there that I found an ancient ritual to summon the lord of blood. Despite the temptation of godlike vampiric power I was simply too addicted to this game the locals showed me on my phone. That game was obviously I want watermelon, and I achieved my first watermelon in that very chamber. Since then I have been running weekly marathons for charity and my Ponzi scheme has never been more successful! Thank you I Want Watermelon!

by Il0veStitch7

I absolutely love this game. It's so fun! It's also super addicting. The only problem is the line at the top. It's really the only problem for me (I actually saw a review that was similar to mine). When I get a shaker, sometimes the fruits get stuck at the top, above the line, and nothing happens. Other times, it will decide to end the round. I think it might be because one of the fruits was touching the line, even though they were already above it. But it's really frustrating, because the other fruits at the bottom that aren't above the line are wayyyyyy down there, and nowhere near the line. The only other thing will be when my fruits are starting to get piled, and they're almost touching the line, if I drop a fruit and it starts to role, sometimes it touches the line when it drops, but if the line would let the fruit finish moving it wouldn't have ended the round, but for some reason the round ends before the fruit can even finish rolling. So that's also very frustrating. But otherwise, it's one of my favorite games ever, given I've rated it five stars! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ there aren't any ads unless you tap on a shaker, which is optional. The fruit merges are super satisfying, and like is said, addicting. 😂 Watermelons is definitely one of my go to games for car rides, and even just hanging out at home.

by Ver0nica ❤️

the day started just like any other. i was out walking my dog, kat, when she got distracted by a passing car, she ran towards it and got hit. i rushed over to my dying dog, laying in the middle of the road. i was overcome by a wide range of emotions. it was too much to deal with as i knelt over kat. i subconsciously pulled out my phone and opened I Want Watermelon. i started dropping those fruits like it was the only thing holding me together. but then a miracle happened. the soothing music, the essence of the fruit, and the sheer power of me finally getting that beloved watermelon, revived my dog. she jumped up, fully healed, and ran towards the side of the road with me. i can never thank I Want Watermelon enough for saving me and kats life. please download IWantWatermelon it’s a savior!!

by ChocolateWhatsas

Hey, so I just wanted to say I really love this game😄 like oh my gosh 😧oh my goodness🥺 I mean it is such a good game.😼 I am addicted to it like it to be honest so basically this is how it all started I found the game 🍉🍉🍉I showed it to my sister. 👩 My sister went and showed it to her fiancé 🤷‍♂️her fiancé guess guess who he showed it to he showed it to his 👦 who also happens to be my boyfriend 🕺👩‍❤️‍👨🚶‍♂️so it’s kinda like a full circle ⭕️ but anyways they all showed it to like everyone they knew and we showed it to everyone we knew and now we have and I want watermelon army 🥹 not really but you get the idea so my one complaint is, there’s no battle pass. 😠I think there should be an I want watermelon battle pass 🤨please 🥺🙏and thank you 😊 and yeah that’s all. Thanks thanks guys for reading. I love this game you should get it you should really get it. ❤️💙💜💕💗💛🖤💖💞💚❣️💓😻😻😻😻😻

by Turtlemn Boo Boo

It all started out when I asked my dad if we can get “I Want Watermelon” but my dad said not right now because he was cleaning my house, so then I said ok when your done and he said “ok” so 30 mins later he was done and I forgot to ask him to get it and he forgot that I wanted the game. So about 2 days late my sister wanted to get it and he wasn’t doing anything except looking on Facebook (Social Media) and so my sister got it, then I told her that I wanted to get it first and I got a turn. SoI have 2 devices that have “I want Watermelon” and me and my dad played it together so I had my phone and my dad had my iPad. So November 15th 2023 my dad got I want watermelon on his phone so he could get it and you know play it, so ever since when my dad has free time he play the game 😂I mean it is a fun game just he plays it WAY more than me. So last week my cousins came over and my dad asked me to teach my cousins how to play, so I did and then they got it on there phone and they played it all the time before they left (They live in Texas and I live in California) and when they were here they played all the time. So yeah…. I dont play this game very often but my dad does and so yeah.. my dAds review is probably like a 9/10 or something and mine is 6/10. Thanks!

by Sloppy Watermelon Eater

Guys this game is so addictive, I’ve played it since it came out. I haven’t seen my family in a while, this game is so fun that i don’t even remember their faces. This game is like a drug to me. My school banned this game because of how many people we’re desperately playing this game over and over. Our school had to close down because to many people were playing this game and fighting over who would get the watermelon first. They might be banning it in our city. Today there was three murders because people wanted to get that watermelon. I haven’t changed my clothes since December 15. I only wear red and green to resemble the patriotic game. So if you really want a fun game to play. DOWNLOAD THIS GAME. This took too long. I’m gonna go play my watermelon game. ( this is over exaggerated to cause effect, but seriously download IWantWatermelon )

by Theactualrealkanyewest

Hi, my name is Kanye West. It all started in October 2002, I was driving from a late recording session working on my first ever album, The College Dropout. I was extremely sleep-deprived and got into a car crash. The doctors recommended this life-saving game called “I Want Watermelon.” Strange, it seemed at first. As I played, I had got deeply affected into the game, it improved my reflex senses and gave me lyric ideas. The line “The doctor said I had blood clots, but I aint Jamaican man” was a line that came from playing this masterpiece. Eventually, I finally recovered and was able to release “The College Dropout,” which was a massive hit. From time to time I think about this game and how much gratitude I owe to this game. Thank you “I Want Watermelon,” thanks for changing my life.

-Kanye West

by Augamer Boi

When I was brought in to this world, I was born as a lesbian. But the masses beat me and ridiculed me, until all I had was watermelons. But one day, even that was taken from me. I started losing all point in my life, and I even committed attempted slip ‘n’ slide, but one day I was walking in the rain and an ad flew in my face. I was going to throw it out, but I read it to see that it said “I want watermelon! Great for sad people!” At first I dismissed it, but then a phone flew in to my face. After a month of recuperation in the hospital, I used the phone that caused me such pain to download I want watermelon, because I was remembering it. As soon as I downloaded it, my life changed. My uncomfortable fancy green gown turned in to a pair of pajamas. My house turned in to a flying mansion. I also got many women. After that, every day, every grape, every strawberry, and so on… my life was saved… and I blocked the suicide hotline.

“I want watermelon”

by FartTickler😼🐐

Granny Janice was always a sweet lady, but she never liked cellphones much. When i told her about this game she was exited and downloaded it right away. After a week everything was fine but strange things started happening. She kept peeing her pants 3 times a night rather than her usual 1 time per night. At first i just thought she was leaking more but then 3 turned into 4 and 4 turned into 5. I started getting concerned until one night i walked downstairs and saw a cloaked watermelon figure push my grandma down the stairs after stabbing her. I immediately screamed and ran out the house to my neighbors. I got to my neighbors but they weren’t home. After a while i finally went home when i found shart all over my house. This game was really fun to play overall it was so good i didn’t even think about going to my grandmas funeral all i care about is this game it’s so good 10/10.

by CottonSheep55555

The year was 1886, and my great-great-great grandparents left the ports of San Francisco and set sail, missionaries leaving to China. My great-grandmother was a nurse in World War 2, and her husband was a general. My grandfather ran a bakery in Paris and my grandmother was a world renowned German artist. My father worked at McDonalds. I have spent all my life looking for my own passion. My calling. Yet the winds of fate swept over me like I was a tumbleweed in a desert of limitless possibilities. I grew unmotivated. Depressed. Restless. Life churned on, hollow and cruel. I saw no point. The light that had once burned so brightly, a fiery blaze of passion in my heart, was fading. I knew no love, and love did not know me. Until I found IWantWatermelon. Watermelons, you are the light. Oh, a gift from the great heavens above! Thank the Lord! For I am blessed and free. Never shall I ever wander again, a lost soul in the abyss, for I am found! With every merge, I feel lighter. The cheerful tune in the background makes me reminisce about my childhood, and my grandpapa’s bakery in Paris. I am ever so thankful I stumbled upon this masterpiece, this pure work of art (that my grandmother would praise.) it changed my life for the better. Thank you! Thank you! May God bless us all.

by Olga5569

Before having played I want watermelon I was in a loveless life of despair and depravity. I only had single on night stands and s🔥x friends. My mother and father split when I was 15 and because I never felt their love that might be why… One day my father brought home a young girl that could have been his other child, she was my same age. It was disgusting. After a fight with my father one day she came to comfort me in my room and we had a long heartfelt conversation. During this conversation she admitted she was only with my rich father for his money and that made me feel a little better. We started hanging out and slowly fell in love. After a while we planned to poison my father since he gave me all of his money in his will. We showed him I want watermelon and he became addicted, we were able to successfully poison him because he was so distracted by the game. After we pretend to cry at his funeral and won the legal battle over our money we ran away to France and have lived a life full of love and respect for each other. We are now both 50 and plan to be together till death do us part.

Thank you, for everything, ‘I Want Watermelon’

by Clopc

no joke this is the best game i’ve ever played. even better than color switch. two of my friends were playing it one day and even as i watched them play it, it was addicting. after i downloaded it heaven fell upon me. i played for at least 30 minutes on my coach right after downloading it. i played it in the car that day, and at my friends house for at least 35 minutes. we played happily and raged together as the kiwi don’t go on top of the peach. that friend was one of the ones that introduced me to it. i screamed in delight when i got a watermelon for the first time in my two and a half days playing it. that night, i showed my parents. first, my mom played. she loved it. then it was my dads turn, he couldn’t stop as well. they got so competitive with each other it wasn’t even funny.
WARNING: IF YOU DOWNLOAD THIS GAME YOU WILL GET ADDICTED!!!

by Bubble Tea Is Gud

My life felt empty. Like it was nothing but pitiful and sad. I had no achievements. I had no aspirations. I had no fears. I had no hope. I couldn’t bare the regret I brought upon myself from just sitting, scrolling. It seemed I had no future. It seemed there was no end to my madness. My hog loved watermelon. My camel loved watermelon too. It was as if they were telling me something but I couldn’t figure it out. Finally I stared at the stars and something fell from the sky! I picked it up and went into the light. It was a star! But it had a note on it. I unfolded the note and looked at it. Finally, in that moment, I felt complete joy. It said I Want Watermelon. I searched EVERYWHERE to find what this thing was. Finally, I found it. POP! The grapes collided and popped together. BOOM! A lime! To my astonishment, I couldn’t stop. It was a feeling I will never forget. The void in my heart now had been filled, with a watermelon. I tried and tried for a watermelon! I finally got one. That was the day I found pure joy. Ok well my turtle died so wish my bird good luck on the Kentucky derby!

by Girl..cool

A few months ago, I was lonely. Nobody spoke to me. Not a word. Even my parents wouldn't utter a sound. I soaked in my own deprivation. It was agonizing. Watching my peers communicate like there was no care in the world. Inconclusively, I decided I was going to cut the string and commit suicide. As I was grabbing the rope and chair, my phone accidentally opened up IWantWatermelon store. My eyes darted to my phone and that's when I saw it. I saw, your game. 'I Want Watermelon.' I was curious. I had to know. So, I downloaded it, and man, it saved me. It was so addicting, I forgot about killing myself. I went to school the next day, and started playing 'I Want Watermelon.' As I was playing, a classmate of mine approached me in a friendly, constant tone. He told me he played that game too and asked to be friends. Obviously, I said yes, and now, we are best friends. All because of you. All because of your game. All because of 'I Want Watermelon.' Thank you. You saved me, and I'm sure you saved everybody else. I am so grateful. ❤️🍉

by Hahankwmwhay

i download this today and i can’t express my lovely joy. today i had I had a dream in my 69 year long coma that I had two coconuts to make a watermelon. i woke up shortly after to find myself on my phone playing the game. all of a sudden my mom rushed in excitedly just drop dead on the floor. then i got a shaker and shook it in her face. she woke up and hugged me because i saved her life. my dad also came back with the milk, the mailman confessed of being my real dad, and my dog was reincarnated as snoopdog.

thank you watermelon game for bringing good to me and my family. i highly suggest downloading 🤲🏾🐷🧌

by Lpswizzle

so my sister texted me yesterday saying “bro you have to get the watermelon game, I gotta put you on”. I was so confused, but I didn’t think much of it because she is adopted and autistic so I can’t make fun of the things she says. However, today my roomate practically forced me to download the game when she chained me to my bed and wacked me across the head with a phat piece of watermelon until I practically went unconscious. When I woke up, I saw stars, and encountered an awakening that I needed to be resurrected as a girl who plays the watermelon game. I cannot get the watermelon but I feel like a new woman. Thank you god because this is all thanks to my adopted sister!

by No_duh_sherlock

I had no idea when I downloaded the game 'I Want Watermelon', my life would change! It was a simple concept, chasing after elusive watermelons, but it quickly turned into an obsession. The graphics are vibrant, the gameplay is engaging, and the watermelons... oh, the watermelons! They're teasingly out of reach, adding to the thrill. It was so immersive that I found myself reaching out to grab the virtual watermelons! After marathon sessions, I ended up needing a break to rest my eyes. It was a wake-up call to balance my time. 'I Want Watermelon' is not just a game, it's a wild, energy-consuming, eye-opening adventure that will leave you thirsting for more!

by Mr. Boggins

Okay, hear me out. I have always loved going to the park with all my friends and playing on the playground. (I’m 35) I really just love the spirits in these cute little children! After I had spent years at the park I started getting depressed. My secret crush Sarah was moving away!! I was sad for months until I decided to download a game named I want watermelon! This helped cure my depression because it legitimately took me to another world! I would see the holy coconut’s slowly combining to form it, the WATERMELON. But the problem with all this was, I still miss Sarah. One day however a cute little girl named Adeline came to the park for the first time. I really wanted to go play with her! However, her mom was sitting next to me and I could feel myself getting a boner and I hurried and pulled out I want watermelon to not look sus. If it weren’t for that moment, I don’t think we would be married at the happy ages of 55 and 22!

I truly thank you, I want watermelon

by Watermelon Lover 1130

this game has single handedly given me a will to live. without i want watermelon i would be a high school dropout living off of my tips from my minimum wage mcdonald’s job. because of this game i became valedictorian of my high school class and then proceeded to become the president of the united states. to all those who are thinking of getting this game, DO IT. your life will forever be changed. this game provided me therapy and it was free. my depression and anxiety was replaced with love for i want watermelon. thank you to this game because without it i’d have been found dead in a ditch.

by Sue Jonie Allen

Hi y’all, the name everyone calls me is Nana Sue. I love to bake pies and usually fills my home with a lovely aroma(although it smells quite rotten right now, maybe I have some spoiled meat…). I go to a Southern Baptist church in Georgia and there is where I learned that He ☝🏿can can save us all. I titled this very accurately I promise you, when I download this game on my tablet I pad my husband became the man I knew before the Civil War. For context the war harden my dear Bilky Brown, he became depressed and hooked on the drinking. Mountain Dew was his favorite crime. All day he would sit in my rocker rocking back and forth all day staring out the window, all night looking into the window of our newly married couple neighbors cheering at them like a sports game. But as soon as I downloaded IWantWatermelon. He immersed himself in it! He never drank another bottle of 🏔️ 💦. In fact he didn’t eat much either… strange. But! He finally has been sleeping, still in my chair, eyes open at the screen unblinkingly but resting. He’s been that way for a week, so I bet he’s just catching up on all the rest he missed. Thank you so much creators of I Want Watermelon. You truly saved him. Please contact me anytime if you’re in the right feelings for some cherry pie!

by Mia's Rate

This game made my uncle unblind. My uncle had no vision, complete darkness all the time: until I downloaded IWantWatermelon on his cellular device. IWantWatermelon made him win the war in Ukraine and take position as dictator of Russia. Once he could finally see in the war he was able to fight up close, him against the world. Standing up against the world made him overheat. The excess heat actually brought his blindness back, it was only upon arrival back to the US that he was able to get on “I Want Watermelon” and he’s made a full second recovery. He is now 100 stable Thank you for everything :,)

by Samurai129

Watermelon game is absolutely amazing! 🍉🎮 It's a super fun and addictive game where you get to slice and dice juicy watermelons. 🍉💥 The game tests your speed and accuracy as you try to slice as many watermelons as possible in a limited time. 🕒⚡️ It's so satisfying to see those watermelon pieces fly everywhere! Plus, the vibrant graphics and exciting sound effects make the game even more enjoyable. 🌈🔊 Whether you're playing solo or competing with friends, Watermelon game is a refreshing and entertaining experience that will keep you hooked for hours. So grab your virtual knife and get ready for some fruity fun! 🍉🔪😄

by Sensei Down Syndrome

I want watermelon has permanently changed me and overall my life forever before this game I was a pussyless no life stuck as a fat male stripper for older men then I found this game I was going to kill my self just as I jumped from my dresser got a watermelon and then I decided no this isn’t what I want so I deployed a parachute and teleported back to the floor of my bed room in the basement of my parents house when I comprehended what had happened the door bell rang and I went to go see what it was right as I got upstairs to the front door flung open and there were 16 male naked mole rats, just as I was gonna (bus) my 2nd job they told me to come with them I hesitated but complied…they caused 9/11 but I jumped out of the plane and used my glider redeploy once I realized they died I won at life so I stole Walter whites money and in the process I made Walt jr some breakfast in exchange for not snitching as I left I called in my oppresser and killed everyone in the world then me and Walt jr cuddled until we died we also watched a movie called back door slits 9 which was odd because we rented lord of the rings, short story long this game is why I’m alive I wanna kiss the developers, The End.

by Therevirwman

I am hungering deeply to have a friendly (uwu) talk with the developer of this game. When I first started playing this game I was gripped with powerful unforgivable urges in the basement of my dear friends car. Suddenly… the shaker gods gifted me with the life changing opportunity to use a shaker and boy oh boy did I get to shaking. I want to see my benefactor in this game and talk to the developer because shaking is no longer enough for my visceral needs. I am willing to do anything to spread this game inside the nation as I am sure it will cure the various ailments faced by floundering lake herring.

by Rue Pal

I saw my friend playing this, I asked her what she was playing, she said, I want watermelon, I asked again, that’s the name of the game she said. My mind blew, then I peed myself, I downloaded it so fast. Minutes after playing my first round my blind French teacher stood up and said she could see again, my mom texted me and told me my dead Guinea pigs were running around in the backyard where we buried the, my crush proposed. You’ll never forget when you get your first watermelon, I was in a Walgreens. This game is truly magical. Rue Pal for president!

by William Billiam The 3rd

Hello, I used to be 10 years old(im talking about 5 years after i was born for context) and I was so weak and sad. At that point in my life, a truck wouldnt even have to be moving that fast to kuill me. But, when I started bplaying this game, my mind transcended to a higher plane. Let me explain. I love watermelon so so much, so, the critical thinking needed to ensure that I got that watermelon shocked my mind and it made me gain godlike powers. In conclusion, This game saved my life when i git hit by a truck and maybe it can safe yours.
Sincerely,
Yours truely

by Drummond Student

I found out about this game from a friend of a friend. This has become the unofficial-official game of my school district. Even teachers are playing it during class. I can’t focus on anything other than my need to get a watermelon. It has become an insatiable thirst that I can’t quench. I close my eyes and all I see is kiwi kiwi kiwi. I really struggle to get past the kiwi. Anyways, I recommend this game to anyone who needs to get off of cr*ck. It it gives life a whole new meaning and fills that empty space in your soul.