Securly Flex Reviews

by DarksideReviewa

SecurlyFlex is never working. I have to use this for scheduling school, and I get detention because I couldn’t schedule any classes since SecurlyFlex never works and crashes whenever I try and open it. 0/10 would not recommend.

by Jackbellcoolguy

SecurlyFlex is terrible. my school uses it to manage our 90-minute “flex time” (which is essentially and assigned study hall), and SecurlyFlex is terrible. the website works just fine. SecurlyFlex however, never, EVER works. the insane amounts of bugs when SecurlyFlex starts alone is enough to rate it one star. but the icing on the cake is that 99% of the time, SecurlyFlex doesn’t even start. it will open, then give me a blank white screen, and nothing else. no buttons, home page, nothing. not even a support button or error message. it just simply gives me a white screen. i’ve tried updating SecurlyFlex , deleting it then reinstalling it, everything. nothing works. do not download SecurlyFlex. just go to the website if you need to use it.

by Jddgreen

SecurlyFlex doesn’t load past a white screen for everyone in my school. (~4000 students)

The website is also subpar. It doesn’t show anything in real time. If someone makes a change, it takes sometimes up to an hour to be shown, which doesn’t help the fact that the website is often very very slow and struggles to accept basic inputs like scrolling up and down.

The concept itself is also a bad idea. Things change quickly real-time. Physical, paper passes and schedules will be always be superior. They don’t need time to load, they don’t need servers to communicate to, they don’t need a computer to access daily.

Do not use this service.

by Quinn The Bubby

After the Chinese spy balloon I noticed people using SecurlyFlex i download it. I started to notice it and knows where I go in the school at all times. The only nation that could be responsible for this China that’s who. I also noticed students going missing, left and right dropping like flies. Then about a week after I got SecurlyFlex I was attacked by Chinese IPA agents I barely survived alive don’t recommend SecurlyFlex.

by Lb3134

the exact nanosecond i downloaded SecurlyFlex a tsar bomba was dropped on my house. A black hole formed and my house imploded. Then my family was taken across the mexican border and the chinese created a virus to change the batteries in the birds. I am currently dead. I am typing this while laying in my grave. A meteor struck the earth and flipped it like a plate. When it flipped it hit the sun and the moon and crashed them into eachother. The ice wall on the edge of the earth melted. DO NOT GET SecurlyFlex. DO. NOT. GET. IT.

by Jetpackpuppy

I got SecurlyFlex to help free all the hostages but now I am stuck in a basement with my 2nd cousin along with all the hostages, there is about 30 of us. I hear more people behind a wall. They sent the space lazars onto my house and killed my fish and my Xbox series x which started and fire in my town which led to our local cult revolting and dropped a bomb on the local Walmart and it blew up the meth lab which got police concerned and now my town is under arrest and being sent to a gulag please help

by Vincent #123

Our school uses this program so I thought it would be convenient to get SecurlyFlex on my phone because the website for mobile devices doesn’t work for me. When I signed in for the first time, it worked wonderfully. Then, a day or two later, it signed me out and there was no way of signing back in. The only way was to delete and redownload SecurlyFlex . I thought maybe this wouldn’t be a problem if I don’t fully close SecurlyFlex. However, I was wrong.

by Dre Demers

Immediately after downloading SecurlyFlex I heard 3 knocks at my door, my hand trembled reaching for my cold hard gigantic door knob, I gently grasped the cold hard gigantic door knob, then twisted the cold hard gigantic door knob open. Upon opening the door what stood before me was the largest most gigantic most muscular (i’m talking veins bulging, biceps bigger than my head) leaned over and gently whispered in my ear “i’m gonna touch you lil bro.” he slowly caressed my lower thigh and pinned me down in my foyer. He tried to get freaky with me on the shoe rack, and now i feel different. App is fine.

by Oleh Luba

We’ve used Eduspire products for the past 3 years (Flextime and e-hallpass), and they’ve been pretty good for our school system (~3200 students).

But over the last six months, there have been so many outages, new redesigns that are confusing our staff, and things have gotten bad for us. I almost never write reviews, but I wanted to warn other schools in case they’re evaluating this tool — buyer beware.

Our district decided to switch to SmartPass (a competing product), and so far things have been much smoother and it’s really easy to use. I recommend trying it out.

by Itsnotgoid

i downloaded SecurlyFlex because my school started using it, and everything had gone downhill since. my parents got divorced, my sister got kicked out of college, and now I’m failing all of my classes. my dad also bet all of our life savings on black on a roulette wheel, and it landed on red. my family is in shambles. my grandma cheated on my grandpa with my uncle, and now we don’t even get to have christmas at grandma’s house. my house burned down in a horrific fire that made us lose everything. trust me when I say that nothing good will come from downloading SecurlyFlex.

by Mdiddygiddy

It’s so bad i wanted to rate it in the negatives but that’s not possible so i give SecurlyFlex a 1. So our school introduced this to keep up with us for mega lunch. As soon as they introduced kids wanted to jump off the fourth floor of our school. SecurlyFlex is stupid and our schools intention with SecurlyFlex is for all students to sit alone. I will not recommend any school to use it. A lot can change in a week and we cannot plan out everything in a day we have stuff to do. SecurlyFlex is very slow and not reliable. If you run a school please do not encourage SecurlyFlex for any purpose all student will hate it and rebel.

by LoveLunaLovegood

HELP SecurlyFlex IS TERRIBLE. they took one look at my feet and starting burning me at the stake. the evil flextime manager people came into my home late at night and infected me with tuberculosis before snatching me out of bed a taking me to their secret underground base in australia 😿😿 they put me in a straight jacket and hung me from the ceiling to use as a human piñata 😠 it was actually really rude. don’t even get me started about the poisonous gas and piranha tank!! when they hung me on the wooden pole and started burning me i was EXCITED to die and get out of the hellish torture chamber they call “flextime manager.” i’d rather screw multiple rusty nails into my hands and feet than ever use SecurlyFlex ever again. DO. NOT. DOWNLOAD.

by Mynameisgarbagemagii

Please do not download SecurlyFlex. The instant I downloaded SecurlyFlex, the Armenian government showed up to my house and abducted my brother. He is now relocated and a small Armenian village, and is being forced to relocate with their people. they are now after me and are currently abducting me and bringing me to what they said was Africa. i’m scared they will come after my entire bloodline. They got my grandma andnow have trapped her in a room with my grandpa and are feeding them scarcely throughout the year. Shortly before the Armenian government abducted my brother, my family house got infested with thousands of cockroaches, that I assume the Armenian government planted, from SecurlyFlex . do not download SecurlyFlex

by HANDS:(

I downloaded SecurlyFlex because I thought it would be an extraordinary feature. However, everything has gone downhill since. My father started acting strange. He even had alien like features he started mutating into some sort of creature. He was not the father I knew him as. I tried to fight against him, but it didn’t work, and suddenly the evil among us flex time manager employees broke into my home and murdered him there was blood everywhere, and it kind of tasted like ketchup.
The dog ended up eating the bones and then I ate my dog afterwards. My mom laughed as my dad got thrown into the back of a UFO, as he got took to the flex time manager headquarters. thanks for ruining my life now I have depression, anxiety, and chickenpox. Don’t waste your time on this outrageous app. Thank you. Have a nice day.

by ÆGĮMĀ GHŒŪŁ

Please, whatever you do, DONT GET SecurlyFlex! I've been stuck in a basement at unspecified coordinates for at least 20 weeks and I've been watching South Park, Season 2 Episode 4 for at least half the time I've been down here. My family texted me saying that I am an eternal disappointment and apparently sending Saddam Hussain over to give me CBT. I wasn't ready for what was about to happen, and you won't be too. DON'T GET THIS!

by Rawr911

Bee Movie Script



According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.

by Minecraftet0776

First they track down where you live. WHICH IS A BIG NO NO😠😠😤. Then they take you down to their secret cave down in Zimbabwe, which is a country I don’t like. 😾😾 After all that they put you in a straight jacket and have monkeys beat you with sticks that are on fire 🔥🔥🔥🐵🐵. Finally they hang you upside down and put a campfire 🔥 beneath you and turn you like a rotisserie chicken 🍗🐔. And then finally eat you while playing Hollaback Girl. 😤😾😾

by RoBroStar

SecurlyFlex is glitchy and it is difficult to even log in properly. Don’t recommend!

by Glockglock4001

DO NOT DOWNLOAD SecurlyFlex!!! As soon as i downloaded SecurlyFlex Drake busted through my window he oiled me up and told me to prepare for his snake. i told him no and he killed my whole family and told me dress up in a maid outfit and dance to katy perry music. he told me " i love little girls like you keep dancing as you get prepared to take my big snake from the back" i tried to run but as soon as i got to my door P diddy was there!! he grabbed me and started singing California girls. diddy & drake began harmonizing and started to violate my petite hole. Flex is not a good app….

by JawmezPop

DO NOT DOWNLOAD. As soon as SecurlyFlex was installed on my phone it asked for my location, and as soon as I hit “allow” I got on a knock on my front door. I opened it up and it was the Azerbaijani government! They had all my family tied up and gagged and they said to give them $100 or they would throw them off a cliff!!! And then I was like nah because the Flex app emptied my bank account. So they kidnapped me and put me in this weird helicopter in a cage to take me to the Securly Flex brainwashing camp, but while we were flying over the Indian Ocean I knocked my cage out of the helicopter and it split open when it hit the water, and I swam back to the United States!!!!!! Do not download Securly Flex

by Shhdjdu

after I downloaded SecurlyFlex the shadow goverments vans pulled and kidnapped me and my dog. at their facilities they fed my dogs diddy juice. he started to change into a creature from among us. I had to go sigma mode and eat my dog to save myself from the imposter. After that The flex time CEO came and touched me. after two motnhs I was pregnant with the securaly flex CEOs baby. We moved into his house beyond the Ice wall. After two years his godforsaken progame of an app became a sentient AI and they had a yakuza type dance battle for my love. The AI won but I couldnt be with it becuase it took too long to load. anyways the flex time crew came and touched me to death, 3/10 still loading while I write this review

by Fight_for_whatis_right

I was having a wonderful day going to school and hanging out with my friends when all of a sudden I felt this big painful lump in the back of my head. I put off the pain until I got home where I curled up into a ball shivering from the crippleing pain my mom walked into my room and gasped at what she saw. “We have to take you to the doctor immediately” and she picked me up to go to the ER turned out I had stage 3 lymphoma and I only had till the end of the school year to live. The flex time management found my ip and when I was sleeping it dripped radiation in my arm. After my first chemo treatment, I started getting dreams about Nickacado avocado doing muckbangs with fent pills. Whatever you do do not download SecurlyFlex I was one of the lucky ones stay safe out there.

by Ur Thicc Daddy

My family was kidnapped immediately after i downloaded this and now i’ve been relocated over this ice wall that the government tells us is Antarctica. everything is a lie, as I now know. space isn’t real. with my own eyes, i’ve seen them project to moon onto the inside of a dome. south america is less than a mile away from japan, and every political figure is planted to create controversy among our futile civilization. humanity is simulated by the likes of lizard beings, countless fostering humanities greatest faults. they don’t age. I’ve met one named лзويا€‰ who is older than human perception can even understand. he’s outlasted universes and watched multiple civilizations rise and fall on multiple different timelines. it feels like i shouldn’t be living with this information, and so consider this my final statement to the humans i will never see again.

by Drakes Big Snake

As soon as I downloaded SecurlyFlex, I instantly got touched aggressively by the tickle monster(Drake). I feel as if I need compensation for this terrible experience. No amount of money can remove the scar of what the tickle monster did to me.(He touched my drake snake) I don’t like old men tickling me, to be honest it is very weird (Free Diddy). There is always this dark figure in the corner of my room, I’m guessing getting freaky with themselves, and I assume it is the real Diddler himself, P. Diddy. I don’t mind him but sometimes it scares me seeing a dark figure standing over me, hopefully to protect me, unlike the secure flex manager. I have the highest level of beef with the secure flex manager, never let SecurlyFlex lure you into its trap. They are just like Diddy, they give you a great opportunity like nothing else(Ain’t no party like a Diddy party) then they pounce on you and your touched.

by Jonas Spade

the Securly FlexTime Manager app was more than just a tool for managing schedules. It had a secret life, and today, it was ready to throw the most epic party ever seen. SecurlyFlex had been planning this for weeks, analyzing data and pinpointing the perfect time and place.

The big day arrived, and the school gym was transformed into a dazzling party venue. Lights flashed, music boomed, and students poured in, eager to see what all the fuss was about. SecurlyFlex had even managed to book a surprise guest: Diddy himself. As Diddy took the stage, the crowd went wild, and the party reached new heights.

But SecurlyFlex had one more trick up its sleeve. Among the crowd was Livvy Dunne, the star gymnast everyone admired. SecurlyFlex , with its advanced algorithms, had calculated the perfect approach. It sent a charming, personalized message to Livvy, inviting her to join Diddy on stage. Intrigued, Livvy accepted the invitation.

As Livvy made her way to the stage, SecurlyFlex continued to work its magic, sending witty and engaging messages that had her laughing and smiling. By the time she reached Diddy, Livvy was thoroughly impressed. SecurlyFlex had successfully "rizzed" her, and she couldn't help but be charmed by the whole experience.

The night ended with everyone talking about the legendary party thrown by the Securly FlexTime Manager app. It became a school legend, and SecurlyFlex was no longer just a tool – it was a hero.

by Omgstopshhsysgscysye

It started as an ordinary day. I was walking home from school, the sun casting long shadows as it dipped below the horizon. The air was crisp, and I could hear the distant sounds of kids playing and dogs barking. I didn't notice the van that had been following me for a few blocks until it was too late.

Suddenly, I felt a strong hand grab my arm and pull me toward the vehicle. They yell it was Flex Panic surged through me as I struggled, but the grip was too strong. I was thrown into the back of the van, the door slamming shut behind me. The inside was dark, and I could hear the muffled voices of my captors discussing their next move. My heart raced, and I could barely breathe.

As the van sped away, I tried to stay calm and think of a way out. The fear was overwhelming, but I knew I had to keep my wits about me. I scanned the interior, looking for anything that could help me escape. My mind raced with thoughts of my family and friends, and I vowed to do whatever it took to get back to them.

by TeeGee08

When I first got SecurlyFlex, I was excited to see how useful it would be for school and what cool features it had. That excitement didn’t last long. I was sitting in my room trying to use the Securly Flex app when I suddenly heard a strange noise coming from my bathroom. Confused, I went to check it out, and to my shock, it was a full-on *Diddy Party*! But this wasn’t just any Diddy Party — there was a Skibidi Toilet dancing on the sink, Baby Gronk hyping everyone up, and guys talking about ‘gooning’ and ‘looksmaxing’ like it was some sort of life-changing strategy session. Things got even weirder when Livvy Dunne showed up out of nowhere, doing flips while promoting some protein powder. The whole scene was straight out of a fever dream. I was in total panic, sprinting back to my room to make it stop, but the chaos just followed me as the Securly Flex app started glitching and crashing non-stop. SecurlyFlex , which was supposed to help me focus on schoolwork, was now at the center of the most distracting and bizarre experience of my life. Needless to say, after the Skibidi chaos and tech failures, I couldn’t take SecurlyFlex seriously anymore. Between the random ads and SecurlyFlex ’s unreliable performance, I found it more of a hindrance than a help. If you’re looking for something to keep you on track academically, I’d steer clear of this one.

by Teeder487

As soon as I downloaded SecurlyFlex it hacked my phone and and changed my wallpaper to skibidi toilet and started playing music that I couldn’t stop and the lyrics went smth like this, “sigma sigma on the wall who’s the skibidiest of them all?” And then after that the nazis showed up at my front door and brought hitler back to life and they made me delete my Fortnite account and pay for 700,000,000 v bucks for them or they would take me to a gas chamber in the highly secret nazi base and they also made me give them 47 big macs. For your safety do not buy!!!! It will ruin your life!

by Ok Then Bobby( Not My Name)

I’ve tried everything. I’ve tried to separate myself from the dog food. It’s too good. I tried to walk without the leash. I craved it. It takes all of me not to run after that ball. I downloaded SecurlyFlex hoping it would distract me from my habits and focus on school. Everything was fine……until it asked for my name and age. I put my dog name and it was all over. 3 hours later beekeepers showed up at my door and brought me to the pound. It took 48 hours to convince them my name wasn’t Biscuit. SecurlyFlex ruined me. It traumatized me. I’m full dog writing this. Beware….before it’s too late.

by “DON”

At first, everything seemed fine. I downloaded SecurlyFlex , and it was going smoothly. My calendar was organized, my to-do list was on point, but then… the notifications started. First, it was just a simple reminder, “Attend the Skibidi Toilet Summit.” I laughed it off, thinking it was some kind of glitch.

But the next day, it got worse. My ringtone changed to that music. You know the one. The Skibidi song. Every call, every text, Skibidi bop mm dada. I couldn’t escape it. My family started looking at me weird. I went to my teacher for help, but suddenly, his eyes went wide, and he started dancing. Skibidi bop mm dada.

Before I knew it, the toilets in my house started to hum the tune. I tried uninstalling SecurlyFlex , but my phone was locked—stuck on a Skibidi screen. I couldn’t run. I couldn’t hide. Now, as I write this, I can hear the faint sound of Skibidi bop mm dada outside my window. They’ve come for me.

by YAY IT YO BIRTHDAY

It was a normal Monday morning and I was at first period looking at my flextime schedule. At first everything seemed normal for the day I was scheduling my classes until I got to Friday and saw something was already scheduled I didn’t think much until I read the name of the event… “Diddy party” I had heard the rumors but I didn’t think they were real until I saw this I knew he going to touch me. I immediately tried reaching out to the counselor but they said it was ‘inevitable’ and that I was getting touched Friday. I couldn’t believe this my own teachers and counselors were going to let me get touched?? Once Friday arrived I knew I had to find a way out of this but when I tried skipping school my mom shoved me out of the house and instead of my bus being at the bus stop there was a party bus right outside my house I tried to run away or hide or something but a big black man caught me and shoved me inside the party bus where I was taken to Diddy’s house and I was touched and they made me cream 500 times

by Iisahumanboi

SecurlyFlex was really boosting my gpa and helping me with school, but then it all took a turn for the worst. I woke up one time to this awful, eerie noise. I was scared and crunched my toes under my big blue blanket. I got my courage up and got up out of bed. I realized that I had a scheduled appointment with my 3rd block teacher and throwing a “throw-it-back” party with Sam Kulibert. I go investigate the noise and not only is baby shark fizzing up Kai Cenat’s level 3 gyat, but also baby gronk was hitting the griddy for the rizzler and Costco guys. I immediately called the ops and they ran up my house, which was covered in chicken bake and double chunk chocolate cookie. Once the authorities arrived, they shut down the diddy party and I had a big mess to clean up. I will never reinstall this application again. 1 star if anything.

by Dickenson Diddler

my school recommended that I download SecurlyFlex in order to schedule meetings with teacher, organization, etc. at first, SecurlyFlex was extremely helpful and flowed smoothly. that was until my phone died. i didn’t think anything of it, since my phone dies a lot and it’s normal, but as soon as my phone turned back on, the sight was unforgettable. my phone started played videos of naked, black men twerking with loud moans. i couldn’t look away. it drew me in. i could no longer operate my phone to delete SecurlyFlex . since then, i’ve gotten a new phone but i can’t shake the feeling that if i let my phone die… i’ll see the black men again.

by The Literal Country Chile

i’ve been drizzing my drake since I was a little boy then an evil man named flex time manager came over to my house then ripped it off like it was a pack of haribo gummy bears i’m no longer able to drizzy my drake and very sad about it i had to get life threatening surgery to extract my drizzy drake back on which costed 2$. it is now a year after that scary night and i shall be suing for 8.29 billion dollars. on top of that i will be ripping his happy yappy bappy small little drizzy drake off.

by PebblesTheFurry

Our school changed our lunch signin routine to use this, and it was horrible. I couldn’t even sign into my account, it isn’t even worth taking the time to set up a schedual for this. Using paper to sign into clubs would work better than this crap. Listen, if you’re gonna get this for school schedualing, don’t, it won’t end well.

by Fine Shorter Nickname

I’ve been trapped in a d hall for 4 years. I’ve been living off of bits of an old pop tart from my backpack. The world rots around my frail body, time moves slowly. I named my toes because I’m so lonely. Paul keeps me peace. He’s my favorite toe. Signed up to crochet and they locked in the slammer. My pop tart is almost gone. At least slide another one under the door.

by Geoff Tresternes

Overall SecurlyFlex is very bad. It contributed to an increase in suicide rates as a result of it hacking into my phone and stealing my personal information. SecurlyFlex is the true reason for 9/11. As a proud father I would never let any of my kids use SecurlyFlex. If I could rate SecurlyFlex negative I would. It should be removed from SecurlyFlex Store. There is nothing good about this application.

by Cuh Monster

Before downloading SecurlyFlex I was a happy kid I would go to school do all my homework be an honest member of society coming home eating diner take a shower do 30 minutes of stretching before bed go to sleep at 8:30 and wake up at 5:30 but after downloading SecurlyFlex I become a heavy drug user that kidnaps peoples dogs for terrorist threats

by Twain V

SecurlyFlex doesn’t work anymore because they changed websites but SecurlyFlex hasn’t updated

by Splixey

SecurlyFlex is being used in my school system however on SecurlyFlex half of the time it won’t let me even use it…it will say ‘internal error’ or ‘access denied’. If I could I would give it a 0/5

by Finch_B

my school uses this, i don't have a lot of problems with it until now. SecurlyFlex and website keep crashing on me and many others. which makes using it very difficult.

by Nahfownhd

Waste of storage in my phone plus they track me and wait to come in the middle of the night and throw a rave in ur bed while playing hollaback girl and then blast Britney and take you away and torture you with somebthinvs that aren’t child friendly worst app ever

by Jdsjdhduxhhxkddgdhyxhd

SecurlyFlex infiltrated my phone and glitched it out. It then proceeded to leak into my text messages, breaking up with my girlfriend and telling my mom I hate her. Then, it took over my roomba, terrorizing my dog. Finally, it took over my sisters body, flinging me off the roof of my house into a pit of fire where I cooked until I was eaten by a flock of the newly evolved flex-vultures.

by Mgnrnehfufu

App stinky

by Canadian Fez

SecurlyFlex is a bomb, not the bomb, a literally explosive device. As in SecurlyFlex will blow you and your family (and probably the phone) up. SecurlyFlex steals your car insurance information, sells it to Indian scammers and with stolen government air strike codes it subsequently bombs the heck out you and your family. I would give negative stars for all of those that have passed but sadly Apple does not offer that option.

You’re wondering how I’m still alive and how I’m able to send this out. I’m wondering too, it’s probably another conspiracy.

by Wama Fishing

Terrible

by Juicyb Alls

App stinky :(
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by Yeeter Griffen

Synopsis: Unassuming high school chemistry teacher Walter White discovers he has lung cancer. Desperate to secure his family's financial future and finally free from the fear that had always inhibited him, Walt teams up with a former student to turn a used RV into a mobile drug lab.

In the New Mexico desert, a man wearing nothing but his underwear and a gas mask erratically drives an RV down a desolate dirt road. In the passenger seat, another man is passed out, also wearing a gas mask. In the back of the RV are two bodies. After crashing the RV in a ditch, the driver climbs out, dons a shirt hanging from the side view mirror, and retrieves a video camera and gunfrom the vehicle. Recording a message on the camera, the man identifies himself as Walter Whiteand bids a cryptic farewell to his wife and son. Sirens are heard in the distance. Walt walks onto the road and awaits the apparent approach of police, gun in hand.
Three weeks earlier, it is Walt's 50th birthday. Inside his modest suburban home in Albuquerque, Walt wakes up before dawn and exercises while contemplating of a plaque on his wall commemorating his contributions to research that won a Nobel Prize in Chemistry. At breakfast, his pregnant wife, Skyler, hands him a plate of eggs topped by veggie bacon spelling out "50". They banter with their son, Walt Jr., who has cerebral palsy. Afterwards, Walt drops off Junior at J. P. Wynne High School, where he also works as a chemistry teacher. In class, he explains to his apathetic students how he regards chemistry as the study of change as well as matter.
After school, Walt performs his second job at a car wash, where he finds himself wiping down the convertible of a disrespectful student. Returning home, he discovers that Skyler has organized a surprise birthday party for him. Among the guests is Walt's gregarious brother-in-law, Hank Schrader, a DEA agent. Coincidentally, Hank is the subject of a local news report covering a methamphetaminelab bust. Walt is impressed with the amount of money recovered from the dealers, and Hank discloses that he confiscated $700,000. Hank then invites Walt to accompany him on another bust as a ride-along. Meanwhile, Skyler talks to her sister Marie, Hank's wife, about her pregnancy.
While working at the car wash the following day, Walt suddenly collapses and is taken away by ambulance. At the hospital, a doctor informs a detached Walt that he has inoperable lung cancerand has a couple of more years to live at best. Upon returning to the car wash, Walt becomes angry when his boss, Bogdan, asks him to wipe down cars again. Walt makes a scene and screams obscenities at Bogdan as he storms out of the car wash.

Taking up Hank's offer, Walt accompanies him to a bust along with his partner, Steven Gomez. While Hank and Gomez raid a meth lab belonging to local dealer known as "Captain Cook", Walt waits outside in their SUV. There, he unexpectedly spots a former student named Jesse Pinkman escaping through the window of a neighboring house. As Jesse flees the scene, Walt realizes that he is the dealer whom Hank and Gomez are trying to catch. Later that night, Walt visits Jesse's house and blackmails him into letting him become a partner in his meth operation, with Walt offering his knowledge in chemistry in exchange for Jesse's knowledge in drug dealing.

The following day, Walt steals boxes full of chemistry equipment from his high school, while Jesse arranges to buy a used RV that will be used as the duo's mobile meth lab. Upon driving into the desert, Walt strips down to his underwear (so as not to contaminate his clothes with chemical odors) and cooks his first batch of methamphetamine. Jesse is astonished with the chemical purity of the product Walt has produced.

Jesse takes a sample of Walt's meth to Krazy-8, a mid-level drug distributor who happens to be the cousin of Jesse's partner, Emilio Koyama. Emilio, who was arrested in Hank's bust and is now out on bail, believes that Jesse ratted him out. The three then drive out to the RV, where Krazy-8 asks Walt if he wants to switch allegiances. Before he can answer, Emilio recognizes Walt from the bust and begins threatening him. Jesse tries to flee, but trips and knocks himself out on a rock. Walt barters for his life by promising to reveal his meth formula.

Emilio ties up Jesse, then joins Krazy-8 in watching Walt cook. As Walt prepares the ingredients, Emilio absent-mindedly throws a cigarette out the window, thereby starting a brush fire. Inside, Walt mixes chemicals that produce a deadly vapor before he dashes out of the RV. Krazy-8 and Emilio begin firing bullets through the door of the RV over Walt's head, but are eventually overcome by the fumes. Walt unties Jesse, puts a gas mask on him, and props him in the passenger seat before making his attempt to escape in the opening scene. With the sound of sirens closing in, Walt tries to shoot himself only to find that the gun's safety is on. However, he soon realizes that the sirens he is hearing are not coming from police cars, but from fire trucks responding to the brush fire. Walt hides the gun in the back of his underwear while Jesse, sporting a black eye, comes out to join him. Walt's first day as a meth cook leaves him spent, shaken, but also invigorated. Returning home, he meets Skyler's troubled queries with atypical sexual aggression which leaves her stunned.

by BlakeDaCodding

SecurlyFlex turns your phone into a pyramid scheme. not a fan

by TranLoT

The servers are bad and need more money add more

by Frost3306

Said bad words

by Jcj217

Sold my info and started cryptomining on my phone (beware)

by Unknown2499522699751469621

SecurlyFlex is horrible; wouldve rated this 0 stars if I could

by Michael Haub

Worst app I have ever used, crashed nonstop.

by 111000001110

I cant even log into SecurlyFlex

by Therealyeeterboy

Horrible

by Big Daddy Ziggy

It is HORRIBLE

by Toomanyarms

“Internal error” been getting the message since the start, it never worked.

by Orahh

I’ve been on the run since January 8th of this year. The flextime enforcement has captured my family. Im writing this from a strangers phone so they can’t track me. I have to be one step ahead of them every step I take. I fear they’re catching up with me. For the love of god do not put yourself through this

by Caprir123

This is confusing for me to use. My teachers never explained it to me and it was difficult to figure out. I understand that it is beneficial to use rather than sending a vast email (like we used to do) but there was no instruction given to us.

by Swagga261

every time i try to access SecurlyFlex it tells me that access is denied and it gives me a “log in” button. i click the log in button and SecurlyFlex goes blank besides one error that says “not found” at the bottom corner.

by Kms Bc Of This App

SecurlyFlex makes me want to kill my self
If you own a school or work for one do not make your students get this it will make everyone sad and why would you want everyone to be sad if you hate your students get SecurlyFlex if you have any sense of humanity do not make students do this
It’s so bad I wanted to give it zero but that’s not possible so I give you a 1

Also no hate to the person who made it it’s not your fault

by TootsieRollLilycococatsur

I like it but I have so many changes throughout a week that it is almost impossible to keep a same schedule (Cards 🟥🐤) I can change the schedule at 11:30 (Lunch Starts) and I almost get the news the same time my friend either wants to change, which is frustrating.

by JamesRanoni

Wasn’t bad all these reviews just ain’t adding up.

by Fundro

Flex Time Manager truly saved my life. Upon, installation, my height grew by nearly 8 inches (im not standing on my cash). It cured my entire family of illness and saved 6 African neighborhoods from poverty. 0/10 would not ever recommend.

by Nmb1216

I had our school switch to SecurlyFlex (Go Cards!) and its honestly the best thing since sliced bread. It allows us to accurately monitor all of out students and make sure they go where they need to be, with only minor glitches and bomb threats. Overall would recommend 15/10, even though I might have sold the school to ISIS, my b.

by Thick Daddy Buns

I was just a girl and he was just a boy

I never knew we could meet each other again after what he did to me.

I whimpered as he placed his entire body weight onto mine, “Get off me lil bro.” I tried to play it off cool as he glared at me, “Who was this deku boy? And why is he talking to you?” He then started to lean toward me, growling.

-Pls vote for my story if you want a part 2

by Diddy Diddler #1

I’ve come to talk about the rumors address about me diddling and fiddling peoples family.. happy to say they are true 😍😝💦 I did in fact diddle with my fiddle. Especially with flextime too. Flextime don’t try to deny it, I’ve messed with your drake snake 😈. Don’t forgot all those times we got 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 in the sheets. Anyways to everyone, diddy party’s is at 6pm, you better come or else…diddy is coming for you😈😈.

by Blackball5726947

Stigma