Contact Glitch Dash Support

by Bdubbou

This app starts out great! Giving you a tutorial, building you up to par for the levels ahead. Nope, first level mild difficulty. Second, difficulty spikes! That once feel good moment you had a level before that for getting by a tough section is now demolished by trap turns that lead to random walls manifesting on you and the ground just leaving out from underneath your auto scroller self. I’ve played other games that have done this same thing in better taste, they only ask for $$$ for more levels to unlock not more tries on the original installment. Beautiful artwork, poor presentation!

by ShankMeDaddy

The outlook of this game seems fantastic. It has decent visuals, a bit of variety, and seems a bit well rounded as well. However, the songs to go along with the game sound like my arthritic grandmother sat down at a soundboard and slammed her fists down on the buttons in a fit of rage and delirium due to her mania and dementia. The disgusting beats are covered by a plethora of electronic sounds that seem as if they were made by a recording of my cousin playing with the settings of my uncle’s life support. The bass in each level is so underwhelming it makes me want to watch all 3 seasons of Bazaarkvark while plunking the hairs from my anus with a pair of flaming tweezers. Each level seems like a disappointing attempt to switch things up for the viewers, similar to every 2k and Madden game ever. Two stars.

by ImNotAMobileGamer,ISwear!

This game is a great time waster. The music is awesome, and the movement feels very good. The things I don’t like about the game,?though, is the level design and lives system. Most of the level design requires memorization. This wouldn’t be a problem if the lives system wasn’t bad. But it is. You have lives, and once you reach 0, then you get three new ones after a 2 minuet timer expires. And after you lose all your lives 8 times... I actually don’t know. But you can get infinite lives for only $2.99! What I would add is making it so that if you get a perfect run, then you get 1 extra life. This would be a good risk reward mechanic, and the more casual players could just pay $2.99. Besides that, the game’s really good, and it’s free, so there’s no harm trying it out. It’s very good... for a mobile game. Which really only means it’s an okay game. But it’s fun, and you can kill time with it, which only one device that I own (Nintendo Switch) can do. Give it a try.