Goat Simulator MMO Simulator Reviews

by AwesomeBirdGirl

The game is great, definitely worth the 5$. The goats are fun to mess around with, and I appreciate the 4 different maps (yes, there’s four. One of them is hidden, it’s found in the church in the original map.) But, the game still has cons. It crashes randomly and freezes a lot, to be exact around every 8 minutes. The game gets boring after you finish everything, and I wish the game was truly online. There’s nothing to do after you complete all the quests beside run around, doing nothing, probably just exploring the map. The maps are small once you know what they look like, but still fun to explore. I suggest getting the game and deleting it, and reinstalling it if you have constant crashes. So, yes, this game is fun, but all good times have to come to an end at some point. I’d love if we get a new goat simulator, where the map is a huge forest and you can explore it, and be animals, but like all the games, they look really odd.

by Օɾҽօϲɑե

Things I dislike about the game
1. How only the “players” can use the chat and you can’t.
2. I don’t like how you have to collect all the trophies to unlock the snail goat.
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Things I like about the game
1. I like how there are so many goats to play as and I like how some of them have special abilities.
2. I like how you can’t die in the game but the annoying general fluffy goats can so you can kill all you want!
3. I like how there are more goats like you in the goat field and that’s a place where the white fluffy goats spawn so the goats just like you can help!
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Suggestions
1. We should be able to make our own goat and play as it. We can also make have it’s own special abilities.
2. We should be able to use the chat just like the other bots.
That’s all for today! Bye and I hope you put these updates in the game!

by BloodClan Cat

I got this game and was a tiny bit disappointed that it wasn’t real multiplayer. It was a bit of a sleazy move, but the conversations the NPCs have in the chat are pretty funny anyways. I WANNA PLAY AS A SHEEP. Why are there sheep when I can’t be one? That didn’t make me feel any better. Microwaves are totally useless (except if you’re trying to finish the yodeling quest in the winter map), and I lag out of the game completely after what feels like 10 minutes playing. I’m not amused. I’m not even sure why I still have the game... I just like goats and normally I like your games. However, it’s still a very fun and funny game, even though I probably wouldn’t recommend to people who thought this review was true, which it is.

by Tank Goat

So this is supposed to be a multi player game but it isn't! I can't even use the chat even though it's being used by others which I think are bots. Plus there are a bunch of random goats that walk a little bit and then teleport back to where they where I think that other then that it's a good and fun game. But it would be great if they added multiplayer and you could have it where other goats can't mess up your game and there are clans or guilds and friends that you can decide to go to the server they're on and of course a guild chat, a server chat, and a chat that's between you and anyone like. Like a whisper. Make this game a multiplayer where you can turn multiplayer on and off in settings. Then it would be pretty much perfect if you fix the glitches.

by Dot Tak My Nam

When I went to the mountain that was open I went inside and found a bunch of black boxes that were normally textured but when I kicked them I got a weird blue and white texture pattern and in the chat it said that stuff wasn’t loading and when I went up to an entity it changed to the same pattern! So please fix this! And also the crashing!

by Cporginski

Now I highly recommend this game to any fan of goat simulator but I have a question with the umm... the goat with the sword on his head (forget the name) when I first got him when I pressed the pow button he shot a purple looking thing but after that day anytime I pressed the button he bounced back and barley hits anything this a glitch or am I wrong orrr am I a weirdos that can stand any thing. Tell me?

by Supercreeper3k

I always loved the goat simulator games. The were always so wacky and crazy, but somehow I can’t get sound in any of the games. I turned the game volume to 100% and my phone sound to 100% and still no music or sfx. Developers please tell me how to fix this because it’s boring without sound.

by F0X2010

I’ve loved goat simulator for a LONG time, and only recently tried the mmo version. I’ve gotten all the quests done and now the only thing I can do is roam around, i was wondering if you could add more quests. And some of the quests were hard and I could’ve used quick tips instead of having to look all across the internet for an answer. Overall, it is still a good game I enjoy playing! Thank you 😊

by CAPSAYSWOW

This is a great game and super fun but people have been asking for bug fixes. the thing that’s special about it is that there are no bug fixes like when the rag doll I hit it with tank and it stretched a lot. The only thing I would ask for is multiplayer there is a offline player and multiplayer option. This would be wonderful if the creater could do this. That would probably make the game a little bet more famous because that’s kinda a big update.

by Charwow97

Goat Simulator has taken the world by storm, understandable alongside Goat simulator: MMO. The chat was VERY on point. There were SO many References, each one of them gave me a good laugh. Here’s my take:
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POSITIVE:
1. The references were Hilarious
2. The Chat was spot on.
3. Multiple quests to keep players busy.
4. Large map
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NEGATIVE:
1. Quality wasn’t as good as it is in PC version; which isn’t a big deal since the game is great quality on its own.
2. Goats were hard to achieve; had to find videos
3. Glitches and Bugs (Game freezes for 4-5 seconds; The longest being 10.
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The game is great overall, Just some things to fix. In all of the games, Could there perhaps be a multiplayer option? I know that’s hard to do, but I think it would create more publicity and downloads for the game. I would LOVE to play with my friends,

by Hazy's Daddy

My kids both love the goat simulator games. My daughter noticed that there was a chat in MMO, and got frustrated, trying to figure out how to join in. After some research we realized it was a fake chat. She got upset and wanted me to tell Coffee Stain to please make it real. So, here I am, being a good dad, lol. Please make it so people can join in the chat.

by Hvnmvngcbgch

Legit one of the best games been playing for a long time now! My only suggestion is that you make more! I’d love to see a underwater goat sim and some sort of magical one that would be great! These games are flawless and I still find new secrets to it to this day despite playing it for years! Thank you so much for making one of the best games of all time! Please make more! :D

by Tytygafgaf

I actually went on here to review something about The original but coffee I think you should actually take out the Santa Claus mall and all the other mods because the original go to simulator was supposed to be like a fun game but you took out Easter coat I really want Easter goat back Easter goat was one of my funniest goats and my favorite

by Dancer Duck

This is a really great game, I have played for years but recently got a new device and bought it on this device to play! This game’s map is decent sized with other entries to different smaller maps, it has good quests and I like the Christmas add on, it was a nice touch. I wish you guys would update the game and add more goats, that would make a great game even better!

by Pulverizing Power

I got this game as the third of four goat simulators I own (the others being the og goat simulator, goatz and waste of space) and I love them all. The quests are great, still trying to find Johnny a spoon though. Back when Våsteras first came out, it was the best thing since sliced bread. I remember trying to use the chat until I found out everyone else was a bot. Over all, great game!

by 123Lancelot321

I got this on sale, didn’t read the description, and hopped right in. Ya’ll got me for a good embarrassing two minutes making me think it was real. You nailed the natural chat of an MMO. I had a blast reading through the conversations. The game is also a meme. Just made of meme. I love it. Some glitches and crashes around, so I give it 4.20/5, but I round up ;)

Edit: Know what would be super dope? A clever bot or some such thing! If a chat where I can’t reply fooled me for a couple of minutes, think of how long a clever bot could fool people where they can interact with it. It would be gold!

by Venecia D

Hi! I am Kaytlynn Jean DiDomenico! You can just call me KJD since my whole name is pretty long. I am 8 years old. So, I love the game but I wrote reviews a bunch of times because there’s some problems. Some players can be twistrams, but some of us can’t. That’s not fair! How can I be a twistram? I also don’t know how to type in the chat. That’s not fair either. When I tap on the chat it doesn’t do anything. I also can’t get the BGLARG or the JORGEN. You guys also never respond back to my reviews. This is getting old, but I still enjoy the game. Okay, I think I done enough writing for now. Bye bye!

by Mjm2erswfgh

So first of all, the microwave character was probably the best thing ever and also I bought it with a gift card so I didn’t pay and the game in the beginning was like: “ oh. You didn’t pay for it? Whatever. Let’s fight to unlock everything in GoatSimulatorMMOSimulator you didn’t pay for.” I almost died.

by Cheese Is Not Dairy Free

Truly, all of them are good, if you want to get or you have this, I recommend the others which include but are not limited to, the GOATZ, MMO, space ( I can’t remember the name), Payday, versions of this game. The original is also fantastic.

by GamerGuy193

I love the wacky goat games coffee stain makes, and with two large maps packed with secrets and quests, it's worth the 5$. I would appreciate some new features though. I think the game would be more fun with an OPTIONAL health bar like in GoatZ, so that you would respawn after 20 mermaids bit you. Also a small map you could get to from a secret entrance that is a ruined city with a dragon you can fight would be awesome. Make sure to buy this fun, quirky game👍😎😎👌😃😂😀!