We Are Illuminati Reviews

Played for about a week, finally got the third stage unlocked. Next morning, game completely refuses to get past the Loading screen. Powered phone off and on, still nothing. Deleted and redownloaded game, still nothing. Pretty frustrating.

Add in that *any* ad could soft-lock the game (which happens frequently), forcing you to close and reopen the game, and the game really becomes something to avoid.

Cool concept but it *really* has stability issues. Uninstalled and cannot recommend.

Very basic cookie clicker type game. After completing the first level it’s just the same mechanic over and over with slightly different aesthetics. You don’t even get a win state. Eventually you buy everything and then the game glitches when the numbers get too big. I like the basic aesthetic and the game model isn’t inherently terrible, but more story elements, more diverse game mechanics, and some end goal other than just number go up would be necessary for this to be a good game. Some of references were clever though

I just downloaded this game today bc of how nice it looks and already I cannot click on the buttons that the tutorial is asking me to like level up some things. I can press it and it'll show that it does not take me anywhere inside the game, I've tried to close and reopen WeAreIlluminati , it does the same thing. Please fix it as soon as you read this, devs. Thanks!

I downloaded this game yesterday and enjoyed the inventive graphics and concept. After 24 hours I have nowhere to go. i've opened all available areas and I run out of things to do. The game is very buggy in numerous ways. Dialogs suddenly started being in French for example. Reset (prestige) button does not always work or behaves erratically. Random reward functions become grayed out for no reason. Bonuses for lackeys go from 120% to 3% for no obvious reason. Until the developers fix all these bugs, I would not recommend.

This game has been amazing for me, but there are a couple glitches that I feel need to be addressed, firstly the smaller glitch, I’m pretty sure this game can be played with the new format of the iPhone 11, but for some reason during the initial loading screen the top of the screen shrinks a bit causing it to be harder to press the 2 buttons on the top right. That one is fine, it doesn’t hinder the experience too much BUT this next glitch completely breaks the game to the point that I can’t even play the game anymore! Whenever I get the tutorial for the cloning, when I press the button the screen gets stuck on that background with no dialogue or options to exit, I tried re-installing WeAreIlluminati but it didn’t fix any of these issues. I really want to enjoy this game but unfortunately in this state I can’t get more than 30 minutes into it before it Hardlocks

The game is really fun but there are A LOT of ads. I bought the $1 pack for no ads for a month plus a lot of other benefits. But my biggest problem is unlocking clones doesn’t work. I spent about 60 diamonds and watch 5 ads trying to do something different but I click the screen and the tube cracks and then the tube just goes back to fully repaired and I can’t tap the screen anymore

The game is overall pretty enjoyable. However my biggest complaint is that it is completely random when WeAreIlluminati decides to work. Often it’ll be stuck loading for over an hour, and I’ll have to close and reopen WeAreIlluminati multiple times for it to actually get past the loading screen.

Well when I started out the game it was all good I didn’t even have glitches but when I started to get really advanced at the game it just doesn’t work at all I can’t do anything but it was still good while it lasted.

Hi! Huge fan of the game. However i’ve noticed a pretty big bug since the update. Whenever I reset to gain lackeys the only thing that resets is the bonus per lackey. I actually like starting from the beginning to gauge my progress. It’s making the game very hard to progress please fix soon 😊

I absolutely love it! The art itself is pretty cool, but the design of the Illuminati dude thats part of the tutorial looks really slick and reminds me of Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls, which I loved as a kid! All in all, what I’m trying to say is, this is a fun game. It changes the niche of tapping games and the music is top knoch.

Awesome game!

I have a IPad generation 10 and when you try to make us watch adds by giving us a free skip it doesn’t let me click the button

It’s a perfect game to play when you have nothing to do and the music is catchy. You also feel like you are actually taking over the world with being like hitler. Fun game, would recommend

If you want to get Lackeys without spending 10 diamonds but don’t want to reset, just close the game every time you click reset right after the animation disappears and you will get them without losing any progress.

When you reset the game, your buildings and influence don’t actually reset until the pop up box telling you how many lackeys you received shows up, even though you get the lackeys the moment you hit reset. If you quickly hit the lackey tab before the box shows up, you’ll go to that tab with all of your items, allowing you to instantly reset again for the same amount of lackeys, well actually more, since time still passes in the lackey tab, so your buildings keep earning influence with the now increased lackey bonus, meaning you can reset for even more lackeys each time.

I completed the game probably within 10 hours at most. I bought the starter pack so if you want a actual experience with the game don’t buy the starter pack play the game completely free. It’s a fun game I would recommend. If the developers are reading this I would suggest to add a new stage to the game.

Hey, I really like this game but I’m getting soft locked for no reason. I don’t know if this is just me but the game keeps forcing me to “advance time” by watching an ad. This is fine except the ad won’t play, which means it impossible for me to do anything. I would really appreciate it if you could fix this soon, as it really is a great game.

Surprisingly fun for a tap game. Love the whole idea and story line. Only one complaint.... bought a clone and never received it. I have yet to spend any real cash on this game because of this. Used 5 “gems” that I earned in game for the clone purchase. Still having fun and advancing at a enjoyable pace. Hopefully as time goes on that bug will be fixed. I was never here...(update) gave 5 stars now cause my clone was in next “level”...

Hi! I love your game. Great art and gameplay, finished the game in two months, got all the upgrades, buildings, lackeys, etc. I just wish there was some ending with the little Illuminati helper guy in it, some little ‘congrats you beat the game’ ending. Kinda sad there was no real end to the game. I still play it, but I would love to see some congratulations for beating it, or some reward. Other than that I LOVE the game and HIGHLY RECOMMEND.

Thank you!

-J. Reeves

Love the style and way this game is made! This isn’t one of those “ hey play this game and spend money!” Kinda games, it’s more like a “ hey, try this great clicker game!” This is one of the game I will put time into rating it, something I rarely do. If u love conspiracy theories and clickers (of just one of the above lol) you’ll feel the same for this game. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 👍❤️ ( you might be thinking this is a fake review btw but it isn’t, it’s just written by a ten year old lol)

Not much to it, but I enjoy the graphics and wastes time just how a game should. A lot of times the game doesn’t load properly but usually loads up the next day