Cainer Horoscopes Reviews

It crashes in every launch

Opens once then it crashes every time it’s opened.

Seriously I feel I must be looking at a totally different app based on the reviews for this. The monthly forecasts are okay, the weekly ones are barely passable, and the daily ones are entirely useless.

Every very short paragraph "reading" ends with a variant of "What do you want to know about? Money? Love? Give me money and I can tell you it all!" with a link to a subscription page. And the readings themselves just give really vague stories that I guess are meant to apply to me for that day? Like mine for today was just about how the crime rate has been dropping in recent years possibly because they've stopped poisoning the air quality so much. With no explanation for how in the hell that applies to me or what planets and aspects are causing my current state. Useless information.

I don't know what other reviewers are reading to say that these are "scary accurate" because I don't even know what this guy is trying to communicate. The monthlys are a little better because they at least kind of acknowledge planetary alignments. But mostly this whole app just seems like an attempt to advertise his business which is fine but it doesn't make it actually usable.

Since I updated my iphone CainerHoroscopes crashes when I try to open it

Jonathan is as much a life coach as an astrologer. His forecasts are always presented in a way that sheds light on how to make the most out of the astrological climate. Since I believe that everything always comes down to the way in which we choose to use and react to life, then why not interpret challenges as opportunities and try to capitalize on whatever the universe may offer up? We are provided with a constant barrage of experience and I see it as a grand dance with "all that is" to keep us directed on the path we have chosen to experience. Therefore, I do like Jonathan's approach - both his mindset and his delivery of the forecast.

Cainer is so in sink with my life... There are random days when the message is generic, but on days that I need a soothing relief from my thoughts or a direction to seek, it is always a wonderous source to turn to... Don't know how, it just is! Not just a horoscope but defined astrology and ways in which it impacts our lives... If you believe in it, try it. You will not be disappointed!

I love Cainer, loved his horoscopes when he was living they were fun. I am loyal and still find them entertaining but CainerHoroscopes is broken!!!

The updated app looks great and functions well. The minimized design makes it so much easier to use and get my horoscope.

I love CainerHoroscopes but it’s being buggy today. Just spins

And I must say as a bull you have been so helpful, insightful and dead on..... May all of you begin to read between the lines and reflect on weeks before and gage what u may see for the future. Ironically the same thing you read one day has a completely realistic and different meaning the following week. It all begins to come together. All you have to do is become conscious and you will see he is blessed with the ability to help! Great job Mr. Cainer!!!!'n. I look forward to it everyday!

I have subscribed to JCainer at least 5 years ago. His predictions are accurate from my personal horoscopes, tarot readings, personal readings & relationship readings. They are worth every penny! Sometimes I will shrug it off & think how would he know me or my significant other? I can honestly say he knows me better than most people. And when I go back to listen or read any of the readings I have purchased it was on point! I've introduced friends & family who have all be amazed & impressed by Jonathan's accuracy. I wish to meet him one day to thank him

He is usually 90% accurate in knowing what my current situation and circumstance is as an Aquarius. I've been reading his website for nearly 12 years now and I am convinced there is no one else like him. I am just now finding this application for my iPhone so I am thrilled that I won't have to use the mobile web browser to view my daily horoscope. Give Cainer a try and have a little patience in his readings.

Sometimes you will discover that when his horoscope doesn't seem to fit anything in your life, it is usually because you have spiritually fallen off the path meant for you. Meditate on this.

I've had CainerHoroscopes for a little over 2 years and never thought it was complicated to navigate through... Until I saw the update today! I love it; it's simpler, brighter, the colors are richer and the info is still accurate! One of my favorite astrology apps.

Love these scopes... some of the most accurate. But CainerHoroscopes is crashing in the latest update. Hoping it gets fixed soon

Hauntingly accurate and increasingly entertaining! Worth the few dollars spent for a full chart reading as well!

I look at it almost every day, and it’s been scary how accurate it’s been for years now.

The biggest thing I love from CainerHoroscopes is he gives the greatest advice. Sometimes I feel like he’s my therapist, Lol!

Have loved CainerHoroscopes for years, but now it no longer works?!!

I’ve been reading/listening to Jonathon’s horoscopes for over 15 years, and I appreciate his and Oscar’s work as a guide through out my life.

I rate 5 star. Astonishing Leader... Remarkable Intelligence... His sound judgement helps all if you are willing to stay thoroughly on track. This wise person has a heart of gold. He has my support and encouragement. I hope you enjoy his profound teachings and build a foundation of success. Expression of ideas may sound confusing at first but that is only because his life is built up to 100% of spirituality that we as whole must learn to grasp within the depths of our hearts and the perception of our minds!