TeasEar: ASMR Slime Antistress Reviews

by Ari Geisler

I hate TeasEar. I saw that on the ads where the woman/man shoves their hand into the slime that the “phone” and the “table” were fake. You can easily tell that it’s fake anyways.

All of you who are deciding to get TeasEar, don’t. The satisfaction you see in the ad of the hand being shoved into “ice” or something, is all fake. TeasEar is basically you just moving your finger around on the screen, moving the “slime”. Plus, the first thing it asks you is to pay a subscription for 3.99$ a month. You know how much money that is by the end of the year? 48$! It may not seem like a lot, but trust me, it is. Back to the “slime”. When you move your finger, it hardly even moves the slime. You have to lift your finger off the screen then back onto it. When you first get TeasEar , it asks you for the 3.99$ a month thing, when you say no, it asks for a free trial. I deleted TeasEar and I’m pretty sure you’d HAVE to pay for TeasEar afterwards.

by Chinchillas786452

It must not be very important to respond with something else I guess, well I’m gonna say it again I like your app except for ALL of these THINGS

Ok soooooooo I have some new stuff to talk about, you have added a looooot of new slimes but there are like 17% are free and these days I don’t have time to watch adds to get the other ones, I mean I know that’s how you make money but, COME ON, I hope this is fixed in the future, OH and the NEW UPDATE STINKS now this game is more for KIDS, WHAT!?!?!?! When I first got this there were sooooo many free things and I didn’t have to download a bunch of them and using up all of my MEGA BITES, not to mention the fact that this game used to be a thing for ALL AGES to be able to RELAX with the GOOD SLIMES, not to mention your HORRIBLE WISPERS, oh and on making your own slimes the sounds you pick don’t work, and I know you are going to say the whole we have a over 30 free slimes or whatever but honestly you don’t.

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by Wusiwjidmalsnvjdms

Look, this is a super cool concept. I love all of the sounds, textures, and the overall stimuli. However, the constant advertisements popping up makes the experience a lot less soothing. When I’m super anxious the last thing I want is to see is “80% flash sale” flashing across my screen un-provoked every other minute or so. In order to access certain slimes you have to watch 20 seconds worth of ads. I get it, they have to make money somehow, but it’d be nice if it was executed in a different manor. It’s just super overbearing. I don’t care about your stupid subscription I want to CALM DOWN. Lastly, the developers encourage you to share your slimes on facebook. That’s cool it’s a great way to put their app out there, BUT the Facebook button is in an area that’s almost impossible not to touch. Your fingers are all over your screen. The placement was obviously intentional and almost impossible to avoid. I don’t really post reviews, but I’m upset. TeasEar promotes relief for those who are in a bad emotional state, but they sure do go out of their way to profit off of that.

by Cash App: $cream4u

I downloaded TeasEar and it wanted me to pay $3.99 a week or continue with limited version. I selected limited version and I played with like three of them and it made me write a review. I’m writing because I want more and five stars because NEED more.

Edit: saw my friend on TeasEar so I downloaded it because I want therapy but basically I did my research and the company is just money hungry they want like $15 a month to act like you’re “therpist” so I went back to explore more on free setting:it’s just basic, I thought it was super cool but it is the basic’s and using basic movie sound effects over top of the display. The slime keeps moving when your fingers not on the screen and you can’t push your fingers into the slime and that’s the whole point. It’s just unrealistic but we have technology to make better quality app and it’s a good idea but the creator is asking way to much and they launched the idea way to soon it needs to be perfected.

by Cotton Cloudz Gacha

Now, reading the reviews, it seems like an okay app personally. But it is much more disturbing than people describe it. I like the QuickSilver and Black slimes in particular. But the ASMR sounds can be a bit too disturbing for the younger children. Kids might download TeasEar because usually kids love slime related apps. But then they’ll become rather bored of the slimes and end up being curious about the rest of the game. When they click on the ASMR they’ll fine the one called “Male Voice”. This is the MOST disturbing thing i’ve ever seen and heard in my lifetime. A kid could be scarred for life because of this. And some slimes are off timing with the movement of my fingers. The slime will also move when my fingers aren’t on the screen yet. Some slimes are also quite a bit bouncy sometimes. Otherwise this is app I hope people will find to be a bit satisfying and relaxing. It is a great app whatsoever it’s just some sounds are disturbing and slimes. The Jelly slime looks like flesh that of which you are poking around in. The thought of this makes me want to vomit. But overall, it’s satisfying and the developer tried their best and did the best they can. They tried to make it realistic, it didn’t work out as well as i wanted it to, but otherwise they did great and i dedicate my compliments to the creator. Good job, try to do more updates to make it less disturbing but therefore keep up the good work. Thank you.

by MabelatorPines

I do like what you get in the free version, but 15 dollars a month for the full version is horrible in my opinion. I’d understand maybe 5 dollars max, but a monthly payment of over 10 dollars per month is far too much to charge for an app like this. Again I like the free features, but the fact that the full version costs so much money leaves a bad taste in my mouth & bogs my rating down. I’d suggest a far more reasonable price, because no one is going to pay that much for an app.
Other than that, the slimes are fun, and my favorite feature is the silk + pearls one. The animals are also quite nice, I really like the guinea pig sound! The only feature I really dislike is the whispering.
I hope you guys will consider lowering the price for your full version, because it makes an otherwise good app seem stingy.

by H K MAMA

I kinda thought it would be sooo cool but it actually was kinda boring but that’s just my opinion I think you should download it😊 you’d probably will like it!the problems are is it just isn’t that much work in it but I’m sure you spent awhile.i am ok with just beacause my little sister is obbsessed with this thank you so much!🤗My older sister finds it oddly satissfying🤤.I find not really my type I kinda ussaly do Tik tok or play roblox and stuff like this you should upgrade it a little just so I don’t have to worry about my storage and it not being pretty fun but it’s pretty good I give it a thumbs up!👍 I think you and your other ppl who work with the game should keep making games like this just tell your manager if he/she can upgrade it😛thank you so much! My sisters love it bye!🤪

by KayMark2015

I get the point and intention of TeasEar, and I’ve used it for only two minutes. All these other reviews are like “OMG YOU HAVE TO PAY?!” No B you press the x in the corner k? Anyways, TeasEar is a great idea and i like that someone took the time to do this but it could use some work…the animations aren’t realistic, and it would be far more interesting if they were. The slime looks like a low quality game on a 1982 computer 🤷🏼‍♀️, sorry. All the slime like options are cringy and make me nauseous to look at because they look like vomit. The strawberry option literally looks like animated cut up flesh in a low quality indie horror game and sounds like you are poking around in it. The slime sounds gave me a migraine because it doesn’t sound like slime, but I do enjoy the wrapping. It sounds accurate and gives me “tingles” ig you’d call it, and I’ve never gotten that from anything I’ve watched before so props to you creator! The glass and wood are pretty good too! They are accurate and pleasing to fiddle with. TeasEar isn’t trash it’s actually pretty fun to mess around with and I’m not dissing TeasEar or hating. Yes it needs some work but what app doesn’t? All apps have bugs and flaws. So stop whining bc it’s literally free, although yes a few things could be fixed, it’s still pretty cool! 🤙🏻

by Tricioso

So I was playing this and it’s amazing. I have been using it everyday and I love it. It has the highest quality “slime” on TeasEar Store. However, I would recommend that the developers add more slime options (like water slime, glossy slime, fishbowl, etc.) and make the slime seem more “real”. Another thing, with the new update, there are a lot more ads than there should be, and I keep getting ads every 30 seconds or when I just change the slime. I know you are very limited when it comes to making a slime app and need to make money to develop it further. Also, the slime doesn’t sound like the real thing (poking, stretching, etc), but the other asmr options sound amazing for what they sound like and are very relaxing (the guinea pig for example). All in all, there are some people that enjoy TeasEar how it is, and you guys did a good job, but there is a little bit of work to be done 🤗

by M4RZZ

I downloaded TeasEar in hopes for a good slime simulator app. I kind of got what I wanted. It had some cool slimes and the sound was pretty good. However, while dragging your finger works, tapping does not, and I find it fun to poke slime but you can’t. My phone did not respond. Secondly, half the slimes were supposed to be bought. Considering I got bored in like five minutes within playing the game, why should I spend a few dollar for just five more minutes of so-so gameplay? Also, some of the things were not even slime! It’s called SLIME SIMULATOR, so WHY are there things that aren’t slime?
I tested out some of the non-slime things and one of them was foil wrap. It did not move, whatever I did. It was just a shiny pic, that’s all. I don’t know why that is.
However, considering some of the other slime games I’ve played, this is pretty good for a slime simulator, and probably as good as you can get without playing with real slime.

by Messie.jessie2004

I love TeasEar, I use it daily for all my slime needs. However, I do have some complaints that would make TeasEar even better. The noises should sound more realistic. It sounds very weird when I take out TeasEar and use it in class. Everyone looks at me strange and assumes I’m a weirdo, but I know, I just really really like slime. You know sometimes my family tells me I spend too much time on it but I disagree. Can 10 hours a day really be too much. I do give lots of money to TeasEar. So much I almost can’t afford food but it’s all worth it. Please give all your money to them they’ve saved my life thank you

by Potatos.Dino

TeasEar is very satisfying with a variety of choices and lots of different sounds. I like it very much besides the subscription.
However, there are a few things I want to mention.
1) The water, ice, and bubble wrap. The water either it is slime or not, doesn’t really move or budge no matter how hard I try, although it does have a decent sound. I recommend to make a sort of wave animation when you touch it. The ice acts very similar to the glass with the color change. It makes it unrealistic and doesn’t look like ice at all. Maybe you could make it a shattering animation or crunching, like snow. The bubble wrap sounds a bit too weak, even with my phone in full sound. They popping sound just doesn’t sound right and it is very annoying to have to tap each bubble three times before it pops. What could be changed is that to change the pop to a stronger version and also change it to two taps, also with the first on a wrapper sound and the last one the popping sound.
2) Also, when I go to the slime section and pick a slime, the slime icon doesn’t follow the slime to the middle of the screen, which just doesn’t feel right to me.
3) I’m a very big slime fan and the slime feels too shallow, and it doesn’t really follow your finger and feels thin.
Overall I’m very happy with TeasEar and I hope these will be fixed I recommend TeasEar to anyone who wants an ASMR app with a large variety and different sounds.
Thank you!

by JEMStory_

I have used TeasEar for almost a few months now, and i love the sounds used on TeasEar , And and i usually fall asleep listening to the sounds on my airpods. I have a premium subscription covered for 1 year that I paid for months ago. I just have one problem. When TeasEar updated recently, and I just used it to help me sleep just now, the sounds are playing through my phone speakers instead of my airpods, which are charged fully and connected. I need to be able to fall asleep hearing the sounds through my airpods connected via Bluetooth. If it’s no longer compatible, then I will unsubscribe to TeasEar . But can this be resolved? I love everything about TeasEar, i just need my Bluetooth to connect to the sounds in TeasEar so I can listen to TeasEar sounds through my airpods. I hope this can be resolved.

by MsViernes

Just got TeasEar on a whim. Messed around with it and actually liked it. Introduced it to my kids and they’re obsessed with it. The different color and sound slimes really calm my kids down (2 & 4 yrs old). But after that free trial it all went down hill. Every single time they change a slime there’s an ad. It’s really frustrating because I don’t want to get rid of TeasEar because my kids like it. But even they’re starting to get annoyed with all the ads as well. I don’t mind paying for a small monthly fee to get rid of the ads. It’s just there’s so many subscriptions option idk which one to chose. But I am not going to pay a stupid amount of money for slime. Oh and the whisper ASMR voice are so creepy! I jumped out of my seat when I heard it. I really think it should be removed.

Edit**
So I think they updated TeasEar and now with my subscription there’s no ads!!!! I love it. My kids are happy again. I have no complaints!

by SOPHIETHEUNICORNGIRL

Ok, I like this game and all, but there needs to be changes. The slime, well, it’s just too jiggly. I can’t control it well, could you make the slime more stiff? Second, there is not any other type of slime, every slime is just like the classic one. Third, the sounds!!! I know you can change the sound when you MAKE a slime yourself, but the other slimes that are already made, most of them have the same sounds, and the sound most of the already made slime have isn’t that satisfying, like you said it would be. And the slime sound I like best doesn’t make sounds when you poke it, when you poke the slime it barley goes deep. If those are stuff you can improve, that would be great.
-Sophie

by Kitteh Mowlol

I downloaded TeasEar looking for asmr apps because why not, and stumbled upon this. I thought about it for awhile and hit download, I immediately went to the slimes section and played around. The only complaints I have are that some slimes like, juicy fruits, look creepy or the raspberry yogurt slime kind of looks like guts. (Sorry!) But I tend to skip over that.
UPDATE: I see you updated the slime maker. THANKS! I want more diverse slime texture though. When you tap them, their all pretty much the same. Maybe make a slime where it slowly rises. Maybe look at super slime simulator for ideas?

All in all this is a really good app, and keep up the good work!!!

by MariahE07

Hello, I just got TeasEar, and I love it already! TeasEar is perfect for anyone who loves asmr. TeasEar includes slime, soothing music, and all of these nice sounds. You are also able to make your own slime! The music is very gentle and soothing and can be very helpful for sleeping. But... TeasEar also have some flaws. Some of the sounds are very creepy. Like, the sound of people whispering, and slurping noodles? The slime on the other hand, why would you make a slime with, fruits that can blink? That is beyond too creepy! But, overall TeasEar is very good so, I gave it five stars. I really recommend TeasEar to anyone who loves asmr. Thank you for reading my review!

by Omgomgomgnonicknames

So I was reading other people’s reviews so I decided to make my own. I will save the good stuff for last, so you can end in something good. So problem #1. The quality of the slime is really bad. It looks like something from when my mom was born.
(1984) So developers please improve your quality.
Moving on to #2. The GLASS! the developers did so good
that they did TOO GOOD so the glass is super squeaky it was disappointing, disgusting, and weird. I’m sorry but that’s the truth.#3. The WOOD! It is awful it’s realistic like the glass, but just like the glass the developers tried to hard. 😕😖😩😥😭 I get sad and sadder. #4. THE SUBSCRIPTION! When you first play you think WTH you have to pay! 😤🤯 You might as well make the whole app cost money 💰😡 People like me wont pay for a dumb app. For me I will only pay if it is a COCO PLAY game. I know it sounds stupid and coco games are super childish. I still have a lot though. Ok anyway that’s all please work on the developers

by Adwm👍🏼👎🏼st Ha

OMG! I love this game! The detail is so unbelievably amazing! The ads, there really are not a lot of them just if you want to earn a new slime everything is so amazing! My sisters and me have this game I’m trying to get my other friends to get it so good great job guys and anyone who helped/made this game I love you this is the exact game I have been looking for to tell you the truth I was not expecting it to be so good I thought there would be a ton of ads and it would not be good quality I’ve seen ads were they literally take slime and put it on a phone screen to try to get people to believe it this you guys were just telling the truth! You were showing how realistic it was on the ad I love it all the different things you can do you want it is so cool the sounds of the bubble wrap was so realistic! I love TeasEar anyone who reads this you need to get TeasEar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jayman2dmax

My brother downloaded TeasEar for me on my phone and so I clicked on TeasEar to see if it was good. I did see that you have to subscribe to something to get all of the features but there was also another way to get all of the features. All you had to do was send a text to people to download TeasEar . Super easy! However many people you send the text to, is how many days you get all of the features. When I got all the features, I decided to make a slime. There is actually a lot of things you can do and add to your slime. For example: Things to make your slime more liquid, jelly like, strength, and weakness. You can also make your slime so many unique colors. After you pick your color you get to add things like gems, magic balls, glitter, hearts, stars, and many other cool things. The part I like a lot is you get to pick the sound your slime makes. Some of the sounds are: Bubblegum, Wrap (one of my favorites) Black Slime, Dark Blue Slime, Whrispering, and many others. Also they already have slime for you to play with if you don’t want to make your own slime. The slime is actually really cool and pretty. The sounds are also actually very satisfying. I definitely recommend TeasEar!

by AnonymousHate

I’m going to just jump right into it, TeasEar is bad. The sound effects made when tapping on the screen or dragging your finger are horrendous. It really sounds like something from a cartoon on repeat. There is really no animation, but when there is it’s just awkward. The slime and gum options are okay, but not anything special. The microphone option just sounds like someone digging into the mic very aggressively. The water is fine but gets boring after a while because it’s the same noise on loop no matter how long you drag your finger through it. The paper was fine, the glass was only somewhat amusing because you could draw pictures while listening to the boot squeaking noise that is supposed to be glass. And the hard plastic isn’t noteworthy either. All of these are substantially below par.

by Slimelover 87

I love TeasEar, I use it daily for all my slime needs. However, I do have some complaints that would make TeasEar even better. The noises should sound more realistic. It sounds very weird when I take out TeasEar and use it in class. Everyone looks at me strange and assumes I’m a weirdo, but I know, I just really really like slime. You know sometimes my family tells me I spend too much time on it but I disagree. Can 10 hours a day really be too much. I do give lots of money to TeasEar. So much I almost can’t afford food but it’s all worth it. Please give all your money to them they’ve saved my life thank you

by _Sa1na_

I would give a 5 star rating, but I’m a little freaked. So, it’s one of the free features that really scare me, especially when I’m alone. It’s the ‘Whisper’ one. It’s really freaky, It sounds like someone is trying to tell you something but you can’t understand it and it freaks me out.

I know you’ll say just not to do it, but it’s difficult. I would like for there to be a different free feature than that. I’m honestly scared right now because of that one. Please make it less creepy, or remove it or something. I can’t stand it!

by Jacob Satoreyas

Ok look why do you charge so much money for the purchase it’s ridiculous. And why are the whispers so creepy I like TeasEar my favorite is bubble gum but add some updates with some not needing to play a video and add a "let us sample“ for a minute or something like that so we could know what we are purchasing but I soooo love TeasEar it’s amazing I am just another person but I honestly think this is the best relaxing app because I use it when I’m stressed after school or in mornings I so very love it just don’t charge so much you say you would change the price to affordable probably at like 3.99 or idk it’s up to you guys 🤗👍😁❤️❤️❤️

by Lil Girl😘

I’ve been using this for a couple months now and it has been amazing!! I’ve seen different apps like this but nothing that really worked but TeasEar works really well!! Even though they’re in app purchases the ones that you don’t have to buy or still really satisfying to hear and to watch. But one of my complaints is how they are in app purchases and how many there are and maybe you could add some more things to listen to under the slime and photos and basically everything, but everything minus that is amazing