How to Cancel LikesBlend

Starting out a page where you eventually want to promote ads for companies is absolute hell. You have to sell out on personal accounts, network your tail off, only to most likely come out with a few hundred followers and very few avenues for purely marginal increases in following and engagement. No one wants to advertise to a page with 200 followers. So, I decided to purchase a bunch of likes and "cook the books" so to speak (and I'll never tell you what my pages are). Companies were clearly dumbfounded and thought my user engagement was incredible, telling themselves that I must have a crazy dedicated user-base. So yeah, I've built financial security in the past few months based off this single app. Absolutely incredible world we live in.

Starting out a page where you eventually want to promote ads for companies is absolute hell. You have to sell out on personal accounts, network your tail off, only to most likely come out with a few hundred followers and very few avenues for purely marginal increases in following and engagement. No one wants to advertise to a page with 200 followers. So, I decided to purchase a bunch of likes and "cook the books" so to speak (and I'll never tell you what my pages are). Companies were clearly dumbfounded and thought my user engagement was incredible, telling themselves that I must have a crazy dedicated user-base. So yeah, I've built financial security in the past few months based off this single app. Absolutely incredible world we live in.

I'm always happily impressed to find fresh new ideas like these on the app store. While I don't need instagram likes, I downloaded it anyways because I loved the idea. I tried it, and I've gotta say, I was thoroughly taken by the efficiency of the app. I first tested out the auto-like feature, where it just likes other peoples pictures for you, and you get coins from doing practically nothing. Although, it had to stop every few seconds (which I'm guessing is a built-in feature to avoid bans), so I'd have to go back and manually unpause it. Afterwards, I tried buying coins and spending them. I loved how I received the likes at a realistic rate, and not so quickly that my followers would realize it's fake. Brilliant.

It's shallow as all hell but this girl I was interested in had to be severely impressed. She's way out of my league and no way in hell would she agree to go out with me unless I had some level of fame on social media. One of the things I had to do was improve my social media, and this app made this particular problem the easiest to solve. Took a photo of me and the girl I like and photoshopped to look nice. Took my account off of private and tagged her in it. Got my likes in the matter of minutes and she was extremely impressed. I swear on my life she treated me far better now that she thought she was less popular than I was. Goes to show, faking it till you make it is an excellent strategy.

So I took a picture with my boss and tagged him in it on instagram. I work in construction, if you're wondering why he has an instagram in the first place (if that actually says anything). Anyways, I thought to myself I'm already taking a risk by posting a picture of the two of us where all his friends and family could see. Might as well go all in and give us some likes so he'll be impressed as all hell. Purchased 500 likes, and needless to say, he is impressed as all hell. I told him it had to be because he's attractive, because "I never get that many likes on my own". He was blushing bright as a strawberry. He'll never know 😆

I just bought $100 worth of “coins” yesterday and the app no longer works. I want a refund.