How to Cancel The Ba

Having an old man’s voice read the KJV to me while I fill my Instagram with pictures of mountains and paint splotches that featured random verses out of their context was getting old. Now I can get my spirit fed with Truth and wisdom that is Snopes approved. Why read the scriptures when you can get it from the Bee that covered the story live as it unfolded? Go straight to the first hand witnesses and avoid all the FAKE NEWS that seems to be slipping into the history books (I’m looking at you “The Message” version!) Do yourself a favor and download the app that was forged in the throne room of God. You won’t regret it!

When I visit the Bee I know I’m going to get quality news, not the kind of made up trash you find in the so-called “mainstream media”. Also, it’s refreshing to be able to read stories covering less pressing topics that most people would otherwise ignore, like impeachment inquiries, but also stories that get to the substantive, culturally defining matters that affect us all, like how many minutes a worship pastor can fumble with his cap before getting fired. Babylon Bee is synonymous with quality, and Epstein didn’t kill himself.

This site, The Babylon Bee, is by far the most irresponsible news organization that we’re angry at for being truthful this month. Their biting wit—which is, of course, a hate crime when directed against the left—has confused half-dozens of careless readers into believing that Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib refused to save the Earth “after learning that’s where Israel is,” when everyone knows that they would simply amend any such bill to remove Israel from the Earth entirely. The fact that it is satire, as well as the argument that perhaps any reader believing that CNN has literally purchased an industrial washing machine to spin news may simply be dumb, is not considered valid by us here at Snopes—in fact, we take issue with such insults to our authors and readers. Rest assured that we will be applying the exact same standards to any political parody parody produced by The Onion, just as soon as it is no longer owned by one of Hillary Clinton’s largest donors.

Thanks to the Bee for responses to earlier versions of my review. I had complained because the Front Page of the app doesn’t present stories in chronological order with newest first. Bee pointed out to me that it DOES provide this functionality under Browse > Latest. Still docking one star for not making everyone do things my way by default. But adding extra credit for good customer service. Five stars! ;) ——— Previous review: The Bee has been making rapid and needed changes to this app (better podcast player, search function), but it still does not do the one thing it needs to do which the website does better: it doesn’t give me all of the most recent stories in the order in which they are published. On the website I start at the top and read down until I get to something I’ve already read. Simple.

The Bee started out great, I could go every day and never have to see anything real. The podcast was funny, the photoshops were great — But then IT happened. They published REAL news. It was sneaky, they started with a bit piece about Robert Jeffress betraying Trump. It was scary close, but key details were a little off. Then, they run a headline about Hillary Clinton selling re-election. That was worse, but the quote wasn’t quite word for word. But when they struck thrice! Dread and doom! They ran a headline about a WaPo article on socialism being behind a paywall. I WAS ABLE TO FIND THE STORY AND REPLICATE THE EXACT PICTURE IN 60 SECONDS!!!! I felt so betrayed. There was no falseness in the article at all. Trash website, awful podcast, 0 stars I miss Adam4d. Sent from my iPad

Upon receipt of this email, please cease ANY correspondence to this address, thanks, Randy

All I want to do is cancel my subscription. I’m too old to go thru all the tech BS to do so just do it for me!

I was unaware that there was an automatic subscription charge linked to my account. While I voluntarily paid $100 for a subscription a year ago, I do not appreciate having my account charged the following year without my authorization. I respectfully request that the vendor refund this charge. I have also opened a ticket in the PayPal resolution center.

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